r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 28d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

243 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

Sikh Vancouver police officer Const. Sukhvinder Sunger goes viral in Scotland after leading the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo as the VPD Pipe Band drum major in a kilt and turban.

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18.5k Upvotes

I love a good mash-up or a remix eh!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 17h ago

A Labubu was left of Karl Marx's grave.

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10.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

“Stripping off my flesh onesie.”

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1.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 19h ago

He's ethnically black but used whitening creams

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5.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

Can we get gender theory researchers to look at emergent culture in agent swarms plz

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218 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 22h ago

"steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic's vibecoded jerusalemware"

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3.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 18h ago

"9/11s the Burj Kalifa"

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736 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 19h ago

aggressivly and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies

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891 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Tracking her own nighttime erections with a techno tampon

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3.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 11h ago

Boba tea company apologises over Canada Dragon's Den row

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186 Upvotes

I genuinely don't have any clue what this means. Like, not the slightest.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 12h ago

For the erection of a new modern PIGGLY WIGGLY NSFW

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218 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 16h ago

Saw a guy call it chuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch

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310 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 8h ago

Spectacular tits, but god damn you could eat corn on the cob through a chainlink fence.

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65 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

every morning at 8am i say 'hi' to claude from bed so when i sit to work at 11am my 5h limit resets in 2h

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13.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 11h ago

Would Descartes use shaders in Minecraft?

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88 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

I enjoy the concept of watermelon but I am disappointed everytime

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63 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

how sweet to see a young Jason with his pet machete—it's giving all the feels

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1.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 55m ago

"We understand a death occurred, but it's not right for people to turn to the internet and sodomize the reputation of a company"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 58m ago

I find it funny when women larp liking butts NSFW

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 16h ago

This show was like Doug for lesbians.

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136 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 13h ago

chinese imam trade

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37 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Climate change, a new accelerator of child marriage

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366 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

"ex palantir | $3M MRR in 60 days"

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1.8k Upvotes