r/BrandNewSentence • u/sentientairfilter • 2h ago

Well how do we feel about this? Throat goat or no?

0 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GildedWhimsy • 58m ago

I find it funny when women larp liking butts NSFW

• Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/braxstonian • 16h ago

Apex bra shop owner

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tikkinger • 11h ago

Boba tea company apologises over Canada Dragon's Den row

bbc.com

190 Upvotes

I genuinely don't have any clue what this means. Like, not the slightest.

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/rrwzvuyi • 12h ago

For the erection of a new modern PIGGLY WIGGLY NSFW

216 Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CompleteBeginning271 • 9h ago

Sikh Vancouver police officer Const. Sukhvinder Sunger goes viral in Scotland after leading the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo as the VPD Pipe Band drum major in a kilt and turban.

18.5k Upvotes

I love a good mash-up or a remix eh!

1.5k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beautiful_Lie8700 • 13h ago

chinese imam trade

40 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bananadogeh • 22h ago

"steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic's vibecoded jerusalemware"

3.6k Upvotes

210 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 16h ago

Saw a guy call it chuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch

312 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Just-A-Cartoon-Lover • 23h ago

"Quit schlorpin' on your leg pit!" (OG Video by lilythenude on TikTok)

14 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/eve_72 • 8h ago

Your lettuce wants to be a salad pancake

13 Upvotes

Courtney of The NY Times!

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Background-Tutor7684 • 19h ago

He's ethnically black but used whitening creams

5.7k Upvotes

130 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xxplosiv • 17h ago

A Labubu was left of Karl Marx's grave.

10.5k Upvotes

78 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ShrimpTrading • 19h ago

I got a squirrel to do a lat pulldown

28 Upvotes

Originally posted in r/3dprinting

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Queasy_Dentist3903 • 4h ago

Can we get gender theory researchers to look at emergent culture in agent swarms plz

222 Upvotes

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wolvesarewildthings • 16h ago

This show was like Doug for lesbians.

136 Upvotes

41 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thisisnotariot • 18h ago

"9/11s the Burj Kalifa"

731 Upvotes

44 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Valoroff • 9h ago

I enjoy the concept of watermelon but I am disappointed everytime

60 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RebornX10 • 8h ago

Spectacular tits, but god damn you could eat corn on the cob through a chainlink fence.

69 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoNameStudios • 11h ago

Would Descartes use shaders in Minecraft?

85 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/loudrain99 • 6h ago

“Stripping off my flesh onesie.”

1.0k Upvotes

69 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icy_Skin_7590 • 19h ago

aggressivly and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies

895 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JeemsLeeZ • 15h ago

Woman brushing teeth behind wheel flashes middle finger before kicking auxiliary cop in groin NSFW

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/iamoger • 7h ago

Doing the cinnamon challenge with a 12 gauge

reddit.com

2 Upvotes

A comment from this video of an idiot unloading a chemical fire extinguisher into his mouth…

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BennySkateboard • 8h ago

I smoke weed dressed like a nun and give out advice and spiritual reassurance on an Omegle-like site

3 Upvotes

1 comment

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.