r/BrandNewSentence • u/CompleteBeginning271 • 9h ago

Sikh Vancouver police officer Const. Sukhvinder Sunger goes viral in Scotland after leading the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo as the VPD Pipe Band drum major in a kilt and turban.

18.5k Upvotes

I love a good mash-up or a remix eh!

1.5k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xxplosiv • 17h ago

A Labubu was left of Karl Marx's grave.

10.5k Upvotes

78 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Background-Tutor7684 • 19h ago

He's ethnically black but used whitening creams

5.7k Upvotes

130 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bananadogeh • 22h ago

"steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic's vibecoded jerusalemware"

3.6k Upvotes

210 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/loudrain99 • 6h ago

“Stripping off my flesh onesie.”

1.0k Upvotes

69 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icy_Skin_7590 • 19h ago

aggressivly and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies

896 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thisisnotariot • 18h ago

"9/11s the Burj Kalifa"

732 Upvotes

44 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 16h ago

Saw a guy call it chuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch

312 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Queasy_Dentist3903 • 4h ago

Can we get gender theory researchers to look at emergent culture in agent swarms plz

223 Upvotes

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/rrwzvuyi • 12h ago

For the erection of a new modern PIGGLY WIGGLY NSFW

216 Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tikkinger • 11h ago

Boba tea company apologises over Canada Dragon's Den row

bbc.com

185 Upvotes

I genuinely don't have any clue what this means. Like, not the slightest.

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wolvesarewildthings • 16h ago

This show was like Doug for lesbians.

131 Upvotes

41 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoNameStudios • 11h ago

Would Descartes use shaders in Minecraft?

88 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RebornX10 • 8h ago

Spectacular tits, but god damn you could eat corn on the cob through a chainlink fence.

66 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Valoroff • 9h ago

I enjoy the concept of watermelon but I am disappointed everytime

64 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beautiful_Lie8700 • 13h ago

chinese imam trade

40 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ShrimpTrading • 19h ago

I got a squirrel to do a lat pulldown

26 Upvotes

Originally posted in r/3dprinting

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zerobagger • 21h ago

Lab-grown mini organs launched into space

23 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Chibrax_le_Furax • 14h ago

Melbourne's finest

15 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/eve_72 • 8h ago

Your lettuce wants to be a salad pancake

11 Upvotes

Courtney of The NY Times!

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fearless_Spring5611 • 12h ago

"Should we allow eagles to divorce because their condoms ruptured?"

11 Upvotes

Deep theology occurring here.

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Just-A-Cartoon-Lover • 23h ago

"Quit schlorpin' on your leg pit!" (OG Video by lilythenude on TikTok)

12 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EnvironmentalShift25 • 16h ago

A false leg, a wedding dress and a human-sized papier-mâché chicken are among some of the weird items left behind by guests at Center Parcs

10 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/geeksaresexy • 17h ago

Dad Teabags Blinged R2-D2 at Quebec Comiccon, Gets Apprehended

9 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RadioLiar • 17h ago

How erectile dysfunction led a KGB spy into the arms of MI6

10 Upvotes

0 comments

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

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Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
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What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

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