I've realised nobody I know here actually measures distance in kilometres.
We measure it in bridges, tunnels and whether you have to cross the river.
A place can be 4 km away and somehow feel like an expedition because it's on the wrong side of the river.
Meanwhile something 15 km away is "just down the road" because you can get there without changing direction six times or paying a toll.
A mate recently suggested meeting at a pub and said it was "pretty close" to me.
Google Maps: 7.2 km.
Reality: local street, main road, onto the motorway, through a tunnel, miss one exit and accidentally begin a new life on the northside.
Then there are places that everyone describes relative to infrastructure instead of suburbs.
"Just after the Story Bridge."
"Other side of the Gabba."
"Before you hit Indooroopilly traffic."
"Basically near the airport, but not airport near."
And of course the universal Brisbane time estimate:
"20 minutes, unless there's traffic."
There is always traffic.
So what's your Brisbane unit of distance?
For me, one river crossing adds at least 10 imaginary kilometres regardless of what Google says.