No poll template but here goes and let me know if I missed any.

1. Joanie
2. Animal
3. Walking trisomy
4. Sentient enema
5. Epileptic Picasso painting
6. Creature from the Jizz Lagoon
7. puppet with a painted wooden face
8. I always had you pegged as an AIDS guy
9. 40 piece of Danish cutlery out of my dick hole
10. Sell Jonah to a child molester and use the money to get her tubes tied
11. Human pool skimmer last used to despunk a Providence hot tub party
12. Melted abortion coat hanger you should be ashamed to call your body
13. Thank you for shitting the urinal so badly that you made the Hindenburg look like an on-time blimp landing.

Similar to Mike, Vivek keeps buying shitty jeeps and boats when he should just shut the fuck up and reduce his debt.

“I’m not good with politics, ok?”

lol this simulation is too much

“If you were like 10% less Black, I could make you president.” -S5E7

Apparently people lack context.

i just finished veep and genuinely since he showed up i kept waiting for him to get written off in some way. i found him insufferable in a way i can hardly describe. i feel like he added nothing and was constantly unfunny and brought the show down. also i don’t think he paired really well with jonah and i’m not sure why they were paired together for so long. am i seriously the only one who didn’t fw him???

This is just unbelievably uncomfortable to watch. It’s just one goof after another from Selina.

The men having drinks is the same vibe, but somehow both better and worse.

The double intruder is great though.

What’s everyone’s favourite niche 1 liner? Not the obvious ones.

Mine is S6E9 from Gary when Selena says “well the history books are being rewritten and this time it’s not Texas saying Satan made fossils”

Gary: “Yes he did!” And Selena quickly reacts “what no” but no one cares enough to acknowledge it again

I know Selena is Selena, but she really just shit all over his 40th birthday party. Redid the menu, said she hated the crystal, stole his dead squirrel joke, invited extra people. Also totally forgot Jean Smart was his mom.

I have a joke stuck in my head from Veep where Dan is at some kind of internal campaign meeting and the person ordering pizza didn’t order any plain pies, and he yells: “Not a single plain pie. Are you insane?!”

Am I imagining this, is it from another show or is it actually a joke from Veep? I can’t find it on Google so I’m starting to think I just made it up or something.

It happens so quickly on an already packed episode I just never noticed and it’s fantastic! From Season 7 Episode 6 “Oslo”.
Sorry, couldn’t find a still of the penis shaped graphic of the campaign trail/chickenpox cases on the map.

That’s what he gets for always interrupting people.

We must repel obesity.

I would say Jafar, the only relationship that she had that was healthy and where we got to see her at her best.

Which war did he fight in?

Also I just noticed in “Clovis” S3E4, Amy tells the secret service agent to shoot the anti-fracing mother berating Selena, the agent actually moves toward his gun in the holster. He only stops when Mike tells him to not do it.

Not just the big stars but a ton of small roles (such as various journalists or random politicians on Veep played small roles on P&R and/or BCS for one or more episodes). I wonder if it’s because they’re all fit to play the same “type” of character: Attorney, politician and political journalist-types. Anyone else notice this?

I saw someone else post here the retail value of some of her great dresses and most were between $1000-$3000 each. They’re super nice of course but I wonder why they didn’t buy high-end ish clothes that didn’t cost as much? Was there a specific reason?