r/AlanPartridge • • Apr 29 '26

Hahaha. Ha ha. News. We're doing a Monkey Tennis 10 year anniversary live show!

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Quite incredibly, it's been TEN YEARS since we published our first ever episode of Monkey Tennis: The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast!

Making has given us licence to do lots of daft shit over the last ten years.... pull a giant cracker on stage with Simon Greenall, be a question on The Chase, cause Chris Moyles to have a strop because his podcast was lower in a chart than us, be on BBC 5 Live, and loads more. But one of the most fun is getting to do it live!

So we're doing it again this November and talking nonsense about Alan once more.

Tickets are on sale at www.princecharlescinema.com/monkeytennis. We're putting a lot of time into making this a riotous interactive night of fun and we've no plans to do it again. Hope you can make it!

And just to add...thank you to anyone on here that has has listened, told a friend, sent us an email, commented on a post, bought a ticket to a live show, sent us a Ko-fi donation or supported us in any way.


r/AlanPartridge • • 1h ago

Oh, Alan

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1h ago

Wonder who got the powerpack…

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r/AlanPartridge • • 3h ago

You might find some superficial damage to the box

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r/AlanPartridge • • 2h ago

Are you hairy, Mary?

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r/AlanPartridge • • 40m ago

Alan is currently on Celebrity Traitors…disguised as James Blunt.

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“Actually, Claudia, there is an issue I've been meaning to raise at the round table. You know those little soaps you leave in the shower room? Well, they will withstand at most, one aggressive body scrub. They start off the size of mini Frisbees and end up like actual-size Paracetamol."


r/AlanPartridge • • 13h ago

Alan said of Tony Robinson, "Lovely fellow, although I don't like his politics", who is yours?

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For me, I think it's Gyles Brandreth. Okay, bye.

I mean, he turns up on panel shows and comes across as a very witty and affable chap, but he's also a Tory so it's weird...


r/AlanPartridge • • 53m ago

Alan Partridge, I arrest you on suspicion of sucking up to a wine trader.

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Found in a North Norfolk holiday home and couldn’t resist sharing!


r/AlanPartridge • • 19h ago

Are you getting out here, or are you going all the motherf*cking way with me?

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r/AlanPartridge • • 20h ago

I’m not ok, I’m under a cow

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r/AlanPartridge • • 23h ago

Go to London, you’ll either be mugged or not appreciated

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

PLANT ONE ON EM, KNOWLESY! LAY 'EM OUT!"

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Lynn, I’ve popped out again

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Jed, I’ll level with you. I’m really scared.

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

I'll be honest, I'm dead against it

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r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

Just gives you that bit of extra purchase

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r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Cotton mills and cooling towers, old tin baths - no power showers.

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r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

They've rebadged it, you fool!

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r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

L’Homme du Sport

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r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

Strategem?

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Just rewatched this and dear god its woeful. What was the point of this tour? Was like a Stars in your Eyes Alan performance. Worst thing hes done.


r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

Look at me I'm a giant witch!

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r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

…actually improves with every read.

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r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

Found in a customers car. I bet they don’t sweat

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r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

**SPOILER** The reveal at the end is that the kenshi are Swallow and Chan and the jigsaw player is also Swallow. Spoiler

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r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

To be honest, I don’t think anecdotes are your forté..

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