“…but I dye grass.”

A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Do you know of any others??

She still isn’t speaking to me

The Police still have no lead.

He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

He nailed it

This news really came out of the purple.

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He said no.

She was so shocked that she left me, and now I'm cannelloni.

His diagnosis? They’re coma toes

It gives me a splitting headache.

I think she was just ovary acting

They keep fighting me tooth and nail on everything

It's all about raisin awareness

With a pumpkin patch

I didn’t like it though. It’s just not my jam

A short one!

I said "sure, you can".

A meteor, rite?

Heavy metal.

A paranormal jeans…….

Bam-BOO!

The Situation is fluid.

Velocity!

Walks into a bra…