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Neither! They both lose to a Pie Cost!

but everyone wants to be as smart as ein Stein

It would have been a McSteak.

This is the subreddit I meant to post in.

“Damn that Hertz!”

If you get my angle, it just seems so right for those followers of three sided shapes.

This joke has a best before date of 10^2 + 24^2 = 26^2

Drizzle

I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

They realized they’d made a mistake.

1 GB.

He's called Sultan Vinegar.

To day scare

Ghost.

Thanks

“What are you thor from did you thub your thoe?”

BRAAAIIIIDS

Thankfully, the antibuyyachtics worked.

Dead ends.

Every time I bump into someone in the street, I hear, “aye, I’m walkin’ here!”

It has layers

The Indy 500

To all the autopsy surgeons in the world.

They said I really mastered the art of surprise.

He is very much mist.