He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Do you know of any others??

How I miss my Holland days!

“…but I dye grass.”

I think she was just ovary acting

I didn’t like it though. It’s just not my jam

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He said no.

She still isn’t speaking to me

I went to bed 7 times last night

With a pumpkin patch

It's all about raisin awareness

They keep fighting me tooth and nail on everything

It gives me a splitting headache.

The Police still have no lead.

Velocity!

He tells a joke about the challenger, and it doesn’t land. However, when he told it on television, it blew up.

A meteor, rite?

By Ray King

This news really came out of the purple.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o Lantern by its diameter ?
Pumpkin pi.

"Please, sir, I want s'more!"

it’s a dyeing industry

I said "sure, you can".

The Situation is fluid.

He is a Pediatric Rheumatologist