Darth Brooks or Darth Y'all

Darth Algar

Party on Thron! Party on Darth!

He tells a joke about the challenger, and it doesn’t land. However, when he told it on television, it blew up.

She gave me a hug.

Now I feel like an alpha fish.

I said "sure, you can".

He was a goner gooner.

A dead bird

what is a vampire's favorite bloody drink?
...B positive.
😄

He nailed it

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My friend and I disagreed over a skeleton once. We had previously agreed to share each part equally until we got to a little bone of contention.

Hey said he just didn't give an "f" anymore.

Dune Dune Duunnne!!

AAH! Who attacks during a flashback?!

They keep fighting me tooth and nail on everything

Wen-dos

When you do that consistently for a little under a decade and have finished it all you call it…

Wen-dos ate(8)

You can understand why there’s some problems with that.

Mutton Dew

I think she was just ovary acting

For example, im making money, but the boss makes a dollar and i make a dime

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o Lantern by its diameter ?
Pumpkin pi.

A short one!

The annual meeting for Anesthesiologists is happening in Memphis this year. After a long day of keynotes, break out meetings, etc, they plan to go out at night to sample some of the city’s excellent nightlife. They aren’t frightened of some of the seedier parts of town when they all travel together. After all, strength in numbers.

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He said no.

A paranormal jeans…….