r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 18d ago

META Post 🎃OCTOBER 2026 MEGATHREAD🎃 NSFW

39 Upvotes

Welcome to the October Megathread.

Some other notable stuff this month:

October 1st to 4th: Oktoberfest 🍺

October 12: Canadian Thanksgiving 🦃

October 31st: Halloween 🦇

Honourable mention: After 23 years, Blizzard dropped the trilogy to the Warcraft Campaigns: The Forsaken. I'll make this discussion thread quick coz Lady Sylvanas needs me.

MEGATHREAD RULES:

Sub rules still apply: eg, do not post personal information, no self-promotion (i.e 40M dm me), pay for play content etc. This is a discussion thread so please control the thirst 👏👏

The same karma and other qualifiers for posting and commenting still apply. We'll do our best to approve comments that have been removed by the automod.

Avoid downvoting in this thread. Unless it’s something particularly heinous, downvoting a comment just because you don’t agree with it hurts the sub and its members 😤 It’s not easy to build karma for a NSFW account and this is a space for discussion.

RESPECTFUL disagreement and debate is acceptable. Outsiders coming here to disparage the general concept of RAOMDs will be banned; however, users respectfully criticizing the sub, its rules, and the mods is fine

No detailed success stories (make a [SUCCESS] post for that)

Please do not report posts here. We have the report button for that, and the mods do see them

🚩SAFETY STUFF🚩

RAOMD Safety Searches - includes our public ban log and safety searches for vetting reddit accounts

How safe is oral sex - Unofficial health advice from our retired head mod

Persistent messaging - prevents chat messages from being deleted

👓DISCORD STUFF👓

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Join the RandomactsofDiscord and level up your tongue game: https://discord.com/invite/PqhSU4G

📉SEPTEMBER STATS📈

🔍Views + visitors:

In September, this sub has been viewed 1.5 million times, with an average of 9.1K individual visitors each day.

🚫 MOD BANS 🚫

In the past 30 days, we issued 122 temporary and perma bans.

📷 VERIFICATION 📷

12 users were verified this month = 5 females and 7 males

💹 Post stats 💹

Below is a rough USER count of each R4R category in September

REDDITOR 4 REDDITOR POST COUNT % (rounded up)
F4M 80 4.93%
F4F 21 1.30%
F4A/T/NB/Couples 20 1.23%
M4F 1491 91.98%
M4T/A/NB/Couples 4 0.25%
T 4 F/M/A/T/NB/Couples 0 0%
NB 4 F/M/A/T/NB/Couples 1 0.06%
Couples 4 F/M/A/T/NB 4 0.25%

❗QUESTION FOR THE TRANS AND NON-BINARY FOLK ❗

Historically, it is very rare for trans and non-binary users to post on this sub and I would like some insight as to why.

For those that identify as T or NB, do you find this sub to be inclusive and welcoming? To be muffdived, you need female genitalia so I understand this might be very dysmphoric for trans/non-binary users.

💦MOIST MAP💦

Created by Claude. Please note some countries have banned reddit, there's no internet access or there is a crisis happening, which is why there's no active posters. I'd like to think RAOMD can be used as an indicator of a healthy democracy.

Global Map:

Closer look at USA & Canada. Y'all can be friends for this:

Europe:


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • May 31 '21

[META] This subreddit is for EATING PUSSY. NSFW

1.4k Upvotes

Just a friendly reminder that this subreddit is explicitly dedicated for eating pussy.

If your post is not about eating pussy or getting your pussy eaten, it is not appropriate for here.

If you're looking for kink, try /r/bdsmpersonals.

If you're looking for a general hookup, try /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob or /r/dirtyr4r.

If you're just lonely, try /r/ForeverAlone or /r/makenewfriendshere.

Please continue to report any posts that are not about muffdiving. We should have "not seeking a muffdive" as a report reason now.

Thanks to everyone in the muffdiving community!

Much love,

The Mods


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♀♥♂ Syracuse 21 [F4M] #Syracuse - Nerdy pillow princess NSFW

16 Upvotes

Hi, 21F afro-latina (black and puerto rican) 5’6, I am on the curvier side, but not plus sized. Happy to exchange photos early on 😸. I am an incredibly nerdy pillow princess hoping to find a guy happy to satiate my needy cunt.. for a lack of better words.

I am DDF & hoping to meet someone who is generous and willing to try with someone who is less experienced. I am incredibly geeky and a sci-fi/horror fan fanatic; this is less likely to happen but I’d love to dress up and watch scary or thriller movies on halloween, it’s on a saturday so I thought it’d be fun! If you’d be so inclined on your munching adventure of course, lol. If you’re not local that’s okay, I hope we could figure a plan out; I’d don’t mind traveling. 🤭🪽


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 15h ago

♀♥♂★ Oxford 28 [F4M] #Oxford - The best [success] a girl could dream of... NSFW

54 Upvotes

I can't remember the post I originally made nor do I remember the title I used but many moons ago I had the best guy look after me and I think about him often and frequently and crave his attention but we parted ways because it was the right thing to do by both of us so I thought I'd share...

Well this is the story all about how DT was (and still is!) the best kind of success a girl could encounter...

I originally arranged to meet with VS - he was cutesy over messages, quick responses with humour sprinkled throughout. I could tell he was so curious about me which helped me look forward to meeting with a "just right" amount of anticipation...

Well... night before our meet, he tells me he's double booked! He can't meet me as he has a wedding that he's forgotten about! My pussy and I (yes, on this occasion we were separate entities...) were not amused. Perplexed, her and I, update my then post - only for DT to come swooping in and save both of us!!

He was gallantry and took a punt in the dark - like a huge HUGE gamble which he puts down to the vibe I gave off over messaging was something he bet on but he isn't typically a gambling kinda man.

Anyhow! We meet the next morning at a cafe and he's lovely to look at, pleasing to chat to and I ask "if we should get out of here??" He responds saying absolutely and proceeds to say he already has a hotel booked but wasn't going to say anything as he didn't want to pressure me - loved this!!

Anyways, this was a skip along, we could have walked but he drove us to the hotel where we had to wait to check in grrrrrrr

We curl up onto the sofa and continue with some sofatalk?? Whilst our hands start to explore each other in a publicly reasonable manner...

We eventually get to the room and whilst he appreciates lingerie he definitely appreciates nudity more haha so he stripped me and went to work: eager and hungry.

As I said this was many moons ago so can't remember details but I was served well and he became my regular meet for about 6 months. He would always host without a question and we became really good friends too. Everything he said about how he would conduct himself he's been true to his word - I really appreciate him for this!!

The last ad I posted was reminiscent of him saying "it's so nice having pussy on tap" (or something along those lines) and I couldn't agree more. I loved that he could get my flow going, spilling and overflowing whenever he liked and I simply couldn't get enough of him.

I hope he's happy wherever he is and that he knows how happy he made me albeit for a brief while ❤︎⁠

Miss you xx


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 31 [M4F] #Vancouver - Ill eat you very slowly, ill taste you all. NSFW

3 Upvotes

Cold weather is here so let’s meet for a drink and you can keep my face warm by wrapping your legs around my head. We can chat on here and exchange pics before agreeing on a bar to meet up. Then we can go back to yours or mine and slowly get into it. Preferably lower mainland but willing to travel for the right connection. No need to reciprocate unless you want to.

A bit about me: white, clean and DDF, 6 feet tall, athletic build, about 180 pounds, brown hair, very easy going and respectful.

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a chat with the peach emoji so I know you read the post.
Looking forward to hearing from you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 11h ago

NB4M LongBeachCA 26 [NB4M] #LongBeachCA - testing the waters NSFW

13 Upvotes

Curious to see how the community feels about gender non conforming people. We need head too, yknow. Allyship comes in many forms.

Chubby. Haven't had any surgeries, but I've been on testosterone. Androgynous-- but not the twinky hairless type. Think thick and fuzzy :}

Cannot host, but down to drive a little.

Not interested in any form of reciprocation whatsoever!!!

If there's anyone out there, lol, dms are open!!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ Philly 40 [M4F] #Philly - I want to make you happy NSFW

2 Upvotes

40M, 6’0, 200 lbs, fit, intelligent, curious, respectful.

I want to make you happy. The only thing that beats the excitement of a woman spreading her legs if front of my face is feeling her shake, moan, and orgasm because of what I did with my mouth.

I’m looking to experience this excitement with a new woman and new pussy that I’ve never encountered. Let me slide off your panties and dive in head first between your legs, and stroke your clit with my tongue until you’re screaming in ecstasy. I want to taste you, hear you, feel you and give you an experience you’ll never forget.

All experience levels, body types, and personalities are welcome. Whether it’s your first time being eaten out or whether there’s a lot of guys before me, I want to make you happy.

Let’s get together and enjoy that exciting feeling together! Please include age in first message.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♀♥♀ Charlotte 30 [F4F] #Charlotte - Young Mom Looking for Ongoing FWB NSFW

3 Upvotes

Hey! I’m a 30 year old stay-at-home mom who is new to the Charlotte area (I live north of the city near Lake Norman), looking to make a new "friend".

I'm picturing the kind of friendship where we grab cocktails, wander around shopping, get our nails done, try cute brunch spots, and just have little adventures together. I'm interested in exploring my attraction to women a bit more, but just to be clear we wouldn't be dating or in any kind of relationship, just really good friends.

A little about me: I'm 5'8", pretty fit, half Mexican with dark hair and light skin. My husband knows so there wouldn’t be any secrecy, but I want to find a friend for me here, not for “us”.

I don’t have a specific “type” and think a lot of different types of girls could be attractive, but I would just say you need to be around my age or younger, and reasonably in shape yourself. I'm excited to see where a genuine friendship—with a little flirty chemistry if it happens—might lead.

 

And though I know they’ll swarm like bugs anyways, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANY MEN AND NO MESSAGE YOU COULD WRITE WILL CHANGE THAT. So please don’t waste both our time, thx.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 22m ago

♂♥♀ Sacramento 25 [M4F] #Sacramento - Looking for first ever dive NSFW

• Upvotes

As the title reads I've never gone down someone and would love to for the first time. I'm 6'2", 230lbs and kind of muscular and big. I can't host but am able to drive wherever. If you're okay with teaching someone the ropes just let me know :).


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 29m ago

♂♥♀ Cleveland 50 [M4F] #Cleveland - Looking to provide a relaxing worship session NSFW

• Upvotes

Feeling stressed? Do you simply need someone to focus on you and your pleasure without the pressure of reciprocation? Are you looking for someone who’s uninhibited and generous in the bedroom? Someone who’s interested in touching, licking, and kissing you without reservation for as long as it takes? Then look no further. Willing to take the time to get to know one another if that would make you more comfortable. I can exchange pics and meet in a public place before moving forward. And I’m able to host in a nice hotel. Feel free to DM if this sounds at all intriguing.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 41m ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 29 [M4F] #Vancouver - I’d rather spend fall between your thighs than under a blanket NSFW

• Upvotes

Sweater weather is here, but I’ve got a much better idea of how I’d like to stay warm this fall. I genuinely love eating out, taking my time and making a woman feel desired and appreciated. I’m a big fan of giving lots of orgasms, praise and compliments.

I enjoy long, unhurried sessions where there’s no rush and the focus stays right where it should. I’d genuinely get off from getting you off, and I’d love nothing more than to have you completely lost in the moment, forgetting what time it is and wishing the night wouldn’t end. I’d be more than happy spending those hours with my face between your thighs, or with you sitting on my face, my tongue at work without any stop, us completely losing track of time together.

I’d ideally love to find something ongoing if we click and the vibes are right, but I’m open to anything else as well. Spontaneous meets are just as welcome, especially now that Vancouver’s getting colder and staying in together sounds increasingly appealing.

About me:

- 29, single, straight, 5'11", Brown-skinned, beefy/thicker build, medium-length shaggy hair, short beard, a nice smile and a very rideable face

- Well groomed, hygienic and recently tested

- Respectful, considerate and big on consent, communication and boundaries

- Affectionate, into giving praise but talking dirty

- Can host in my cozy, clean East Van apartment with a nice city view, or travel to you

- Evenings and weekends work best, and I'm a bit of a night owl and I work 9-5

What I'm looking for:

- Someone who enjoys being slowly pleased and brought to orgasm again and again

- Someone comfortable communicating what she enjoys and what her boundaries are

If interested, please DM me with your age, ethnicity, general area and a little about yourself :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 41m ago

♂♥⚧ Tokyo 33 [M4A] #Tokyo - Giving only, your pace, your terms NSFW

• Upvotes

Hi! I'm a 33-year-old guy in Tokyo (Shinagawa is easiest, but I can travel). I genuinely enjoy giving, and that's exactly what I'm offering. Nothing expected in return, no pressure to reciprocate or take things further.

A bit about me: I'm an engineer, and I'm up for a long walk or a long sit at a good bar, often both in the same evening. Physically I'm on the shorter, broader side with a long beard. Think friendly dwarf, minus the axe. I'm part of the kink community here, so talking openly about what you do and don't want is completely normal to me, and I'd much rather ask than assume.

I'm married and we're openly non-monogamous, so nothing about this is a secret.

How I'd like this to go: we chat first, then meet for a coffee or a drink somewhere public so you can get a feel for me. We only go further if you want to. You set the pace, and you can call it off at any point, no hard feelings. I'm happy to video verify beforehand too.

English is my first language, and my Japanese is basic but improving. DM me if you're interested, and tell me a little about yourself and what you'd enjoy.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 8h ago

♂♥♀ Memphis 30 [M4F] #Memphis - Normal and average guy looking for a normal and average girl to sit on my face NSFW

3 Upvotes

I may not be a 6’6 ripped model right from the Abercrombie catalog. But I am handsome, respectful, and good at what I do.

Dating apps are kind of dead now. Maybe it’s my age or maybe they are just not as popular anymore. Anywho I’d love to eat you out.

I am a traveling manager for a transportation company. I have been on the road for basically 6 months straight. I usually go home every couple weeks. So I am in Memphis this week and have free time I’d love to spend with someone. I have a hotel already. And I have a work credit card so let’s so get dinner or do something and enjoy ourselves.

I’m about 5’6 in height and average/slim build about 130 pounds. I have short blonde hair. I have bright blue eyes that I have been told are amazing to look at. I have a lot of tattoos hiding under my work clothes. Im more than happy to share photos and answer any questions you have!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ Melbourne 25 [M4F] #Melbourne - Never gone down on a woman, be my first NSFW

• Upvotes

Confession time: I've made it this far in life without ever going down on a woman, and I'm genuinely excited about it. What it tastes like. The sounds you'd make. The way your thighs tense around my shoulders while I work out exactly what makes you tick.

I'm not here to tick a box and vanish, but I'm not asking for commitment either. One great afternoon, or a standing thing, just depends how we click.

About me: 25, 6ft, 75kg, Indian, runner's build, skinny-athletic, not a gym rat. Curly black hair you're allowed to grab (please do). Permanent stubble. Bad jokes at bad times, and I actually listen when someone talks.

What this looks like: A lazy afternoon. Music on, low light, no rush. You relax back, let me learn, guide me, or just enjoy being figured out. I'm not chasing a performance; I'm chasing your reaction. If something's awkward, we laugh and keep going.

You: 18+. Genuinely open on age/body/race. Confidence is the sexiest thing you can wear. Patient enough to teach, easygoing enough to laugh. Older women to the front of the line.

Practical: can't host, happy to travel, split a hotel, or meet somewhere public first. DMs open, and yes, I'll send a pic.

Tell me your age, what side of Melbourne you're on, and your favourite way to unwind.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ chicago 33 [M4F] #chicago - looking for fwb to eat from time to time NSFW

• Upvotes

Looking to explore and try anything that we can come up with. Let me eat you out, bend you over and fill you up. Lets explore ideas, a pool, the floor, the balcony, the beach, on the couch, on the bed, in the shower. I am very open, obviously lets talk and see what we are into and what we want to try, there are limitations for everyone. Lets also hang out FWB style, go to a movie, hang out at a park, whatever comes up also. I have a preference for curvier woman but open.

Anyone interested in exploring, trying out new things and general chill times. Lets Chat!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 7h ago

♂♥♀ SanFrancisco 41 [m4f] #SanFrancisco - Listen, I'm coming into town and I'm fucking starving NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hi. Basically what the subject line says. I will be in San Francisco next week and I've been travelling oh so much and I would love to just relax and destress in between your thighs. I'm patient, I listen, I'm excellent at taking directions and I know what I'm doing. I'll have a hotel just across the bridge in Sausalito but I'll also have a car and happy to travel. I get in on Tuesday the 27th and leave Friday the 30th. Would love to grab a coffee ahead of time and do an in person vibe check.

Me:

6'4"

White

Dark hair, dark eyes

Decent shape but not like too good of shape

Conventionally handsome

Sober but cool about it

DDF

DO NOT CARE ABOUT RECIPROCATION

You:

Cool and 25 or older

Honestly that's pretty much it. Just want to vibe with someone ahead of time and make sure we're a good fit.

Definitely will want to make sure you're a real person so let's exchange pictures and see if you think I'm cool and I think you're cool.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ Phoenix 28 [M4F] #Phoenix - Ongoing and eager to please NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hey there! 28 year-old guy with a busy career in tech and a bit of a nerd by day because of that, but also been hitting the gym consistently for about a year now, so in shape too.

Looking for a pillow princess who'd love to be devoured on a consistent basis! Most describe me as kind, sweet, and honestly a bit shy, though my shyness tends to fade fast when I get that first taste and become utterly hungry for it.

Would love to find an ongoing thing where you can help me build some stamina over long sessions of devouring you. Very familiar with being on-call for work, so I'll be trying to take care of your needs with the same dedication. My schedule does stay busy with my job, but making sure you're never wanting for a cute face to cum on (repeatedly, hopefully!) will be just as much of a priority.

About me: 5'10", fit, and on the slimmer side. Have my own place and can host, but would also love to meet for dinner/drinks first as well.

And no reciprocation expected at all of course! I just want this to be enjoyable for you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ Seoul 28 [M4F] #Seoul - I'll eat you very slowly, I'll taste you all. NSFW

1 Upvotes

Fall colors and a bit of cold weather are here, so let’s meet for a drink and you can keep my face warm by wrapping your legs around my head. We can chat on here and exchange pics before agreeing on a bar to meet up. Then we can go back to yours or mine and slowly get into it. Preferably seoul or gyoengi-do area but willing to travel for the right connection.

A bit about me: a 28-year-old foreigner with an athletic build, clean and DDF, build, about 70kg, black hair, very easy going, tech professional and respectful.

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a chat with the peach emoji so I know you read the post.
Looking forward to hearing from you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ WashingtonDC 33 [M4F] #WashingtonDC - Spooky fun and pillow princess treatment NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hi, so I'm currently house/pet sitting for a friend and his wife in PG county until 10/28, and thought I might see to appease my appetite while I'm down here. And maybe get into some spooky fun. I've had success on here before, albeit a a good while ago, but looking to have another story to tell.

Me, I'm 33, 6'1'', lean/fit, light-skinned, dark hair, brown eyes, progressive, lowkey. I'm DDF(420 friendly). And happy to share pics(and any other info about myself) at your request.

You, 24+, hygienic, single or practicing ENM(I'm not trying to be the "other guy")

We can meet maybe at a dope cocktail bar(maybe somewhere Halloween themed), and if the vibes are flowing, maybe we can head to back to mine or yours. And fyi, I'm sure my friend we let me bring over a guest, but I would have to ask in advance. Or if your comfortable hosting, I'm fine with that.

Cheers

P.S. Tell me your favorite spooky season movie


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 9h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 37 [M4F] #NYC - It's starting to finally get chilly, it'd be great to have fun and enjoy the autumn colours with someone NSFW

3 Upvotes

Howdy everyone,

After numerous heat waves, monsoon-like storms, and other crazy weather this year, it seems like it's starting to stay consistently chilly outside.

It makes me think now that it's finally autumn, it would be nice to go out with someone and chat over some beer/wine/coffee/mocktails or something and have a laugh, walk around the park and experience the fall colours, build some intimacy. Then we go back indoors where we can enjoy each others heat (blanket or cuddling), where I pleasure and make you shine bright and feel so in nirvana (I've been told I'm more intimate).

I'm a 37 year old male, 5 ft 9.5 in tall, average build (I've been getting more fit over the past few months), Mediterranean look (dark hair and eyes, a wee bit hairy), and I live by myself along with my two cats in Astoria in Queens.

Ideally, it would be nice to have something consistent if possible, and possibly even experiment in kink or something. I'm drug and disease free (tested in September 2026, happy to send proof or even get tested again) and am able to host as well as travel.

Don't hesitate to reach out to enquire more (you can use my cats as a icebreaker, haha). I look forward to chatting and hopefully more! :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Buffalo 32 [M4F] #Buffalo - LF somebody to sit on my face. NSFW

1 Upvotes

32 M4F looking to eat you out for a while or have you sit on my face. 5’11, 200 lbs, Buffalo area. I have been in school forever, recently moved back here and am looking to eat somebody out. Feel free to send a message if you are interested!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ LosAngeles 38 [M4F] #LosAngeles - Tall guy, dad bod, and a genuine love for giving NSFW

1 Upvotes

Well, here I am posting on Reddit again. What could possibly go wrong?

I’m 38, 6’1”, living in Studio City, and rocking a dad bod that’s slowly under renovation. I’m outgoing, sarcastic, affectionate, and have a pretty good sense of humor. At least I think so.

I’ve always had a weakness for women with curves, especially someone confident who knows what she likes. Older women are absolutely a plus. I’ve always found women in their 40s and 50s incredibly attractive, but that’s certainly not a requirement.

As for why I’m here, I genuinely love giving oral. It’s not something I do just to check a box. I enjoy it, I like taking my time, and I appreciate a woman who’s comfortable telling me what she likes.
I’m open to a one-time encounter or something more regular if we hit it off. I’m not looking for a relationship here, but I also don’t want the interaction to feel like ordering something off DoorDash.

Happy to swap pictures, FaceTime, and actually have a conversation before meeting. I can host or travel depending on the situation.

If you’re interested, tell me a little about yourself. I promise I’m pretty easy to talk to, and I might even make you laugh.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 50 [M4F] #Chicago - Sensual traveler looking to worship your body/Yoni Massage NSFW

0 Upvotes

White 50, 5’9”, 175lbs and fit. Will be traveling to the city and will have 11/06 available. Married yet discrete. I am a natural giver that loves all body types. I want nothing more than to please. I love to provide a sensual full body Yoni massage. Relax you and make you feel amazing. Very into full Oral. Open to constant communication while I put you into multiple positions to touch, lick and tease you over long sessions. Not looking for anything in return that you’re not looking for. If you enjoy long soft edging sessions then I’m your guy. Very open to feedback. Discretion is important to me and I can explain that more. Can host on occasion or come to you. Located in the north east bay. Let’s chat, see if we’re a fit and explore intense orgasms. Love all body types. Just be comfortable in your skin and I’ll be comfortable pleasing you. Open to couple play.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 8h ago

♂♥♀ DALLAS 46 [M4F] #DALLAS - Are you a good girl who's aching to have her pussy eaten? NSFW

2 Upvotes

If you clicked, I'll bet you are. And good girls don't have to do a single thing.

46, 5'9", average body, white, art daddy...beard/glasses/tattoos. Creative for a living, and creative about what I can do with an hour between your thighs.

You can kick back turn your brain off and not holding anything back. And when I come up for air I'll remind you what a good girl you are for pursuing your pleasure.

Your comfort and safety comes first always. Ask me anything.

So... I asked you a question. Well, are you? Answer me.

(Can host at a luxury hotel at the Convention Center or come to you)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ PaloAlto 49 [M4F] #PaloAlto - East Asian married seeking FWB NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hello,

I’m married, East Asian american, dad seeking an FWB for discreet fun. I'm currently in a DB where we are mostly roommates at this point. I'm not even sure if I remember how to have sex anymore at this point. 😂 I prefer something casual, where maybe you just broke up and want nothing serious. I'm a very good listener and great at keeping secrets. Height wise I’m 6’0", weigh 155 lbs and face wise, girls usually say I’m cute. I'm fairly chill and get along with extroverts, introverts, and even shy personalities. I'm an INTJ so I enjoy all kinds of conversations. Tell me about your passions. We can chat about movies, (sci-fi, marvel, anime, kdramas), travel, or just drink boba while talking about our annoying coworkers.

You: Someone local or travels to the Bay Area. I do prefer some attraction. I’m open minded about most things like ethnicity. As long as you’re petite/slim thick and in decent shape, it’s fair game. Personality wise I’d prefer someone who’s down to earth, chill, open minded, and just want to have fun. Things will be kept discreet so if you’re not single, I don’t mind.

Our family and career will take priority always, no questions asked if last minute cancellations. I totally understand how work and life can be unpredictable, I'm totally chill about this. Last, let's practice top OpSec and safe sex always.