Hello, I’ve had a few successes on here, so I’m back again :). I’m coming back from a busy trip soon. The craziness will continue next week, so I’m looking for someone to eat me out after a long in-office day downtown. Unfortunately, I can’t host, but if you live downtown or are open to discussing a hotel stay, let me know. I’ve done a few in the past and they’ve been fun! Massages, fingering, and ass eating is an absolute bonus. If you’re a MF couple who wants to pamper a busy girl like me, hit me up haha!!

About me - Black/mixed race, cute, chubby and petite 5”3 F. DDF and hygienic. Not interested in car play for this encounter. Easy-going, introverted, and endearing personality, but also someone who is direct and doesn’t like her time wasted. I’m a domme-leaning switch, but I lean into whatever side feels right for me with a partner. I have a big ass and small tits. I love massages! I drink alcohol socially, but I usually prefer coffee. I don’t like to shave; I keep my pussy trimmed and I need someone who loves that. My last STI test is from early August and it was clear, but I’m planning to get retested this week. I also have some toys.

You - Hygienic, DDF (but 420 friendly), and provide proof of recent STI testing. Within the 27-40 age range. If you’re outside of my age range, don’t message me! Mutual attraction and safety is important, so we must meet in public first of course. I’m not interested in any racists, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, xenophobes, etc. Understanding consent, boundaries and clear communication is the bare minimum. I like a partner who’s kind, witty, easy-going, and a clear and respectful communicator, but NOT pushy.

Tell me your age, a bit about yourself, and what you can do for me. Let’s go from there and perhaps meet for drinks after exchanging pics and whatnot.

I’ll know if you read this far if you tell me your favourite café in the city! 😘

coming to town tomorrow and staying 2 nights 21-23rd October at a central hotel and you’re invited upon application. Send me a little text about yourself.

Who I am:
I’m 31, 5ft5, white Caucasian, brunette, blue green eyes, perfect skin, athletic but curvy with nice chest and well rounded bum, non smoker

My dynamic is simple: everything is focused on me, my comfort, and my pleasure.
I’m learning to fully relax and let go — without any pressure to reciprocate anything. If you expect or ask for something in return, the energy breaks instantly and I’ll walk away.

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Free tonight from about 8:30pm/ 9pm in the city centre, for those that have messaged wondering why I haven't responded - most of you are clearly just trying your luck. - You've messaged about the future. - You've messaged talking about your willy. - You've messaged asking me to come to you somewhere that isn't Nottingham - You've messaged without saying where you'll host.

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UNITED KINGDOM

Hello Random Acts of Muff Divers and Divees!

Trying again!

UPDATE!! FOR TODAY ONLY - had to edit and add this because so many guys are like "are you free on the weekend??!"

I've met a few more of you but shittily the guys were looking for reciprocation and/ or sex so no happy ending for me - please do not message me if that's your hope or expectation. I hate time wasting with a passion!

Today (Tuesday) has miraculously freed itself up and in turn I'm seeking to have my orgasms unlocked... Could you be the key?

I would love nothing more than to meet a gentleman with fine wandering knowing hands and a dexterous tongue to lap me up after relaxing and stimulating me gently til I overflow...

I'm height-weight proportionate, east Asian, black hair and pretty easy to talk to.

I'm looking to have my body relaxed with your hands all over my body. Please pause and pay special attention to my nipples, my pussy lips and clit. My body will respond with my juices dripping down my thighs, my asshole and my lips glistening wet... Please, by all means, don't leave a drop to waste...

I'm a bubbly easy-going girl that certainly doesn't take life too seriously. Interests and free time get spent on gaming and good food. Great company results in a life most fulfilled and I'm blessed ten times over with outstanding people surrounding me. Hopefully you'll be one too! 😊

Your initial message should say specifically where you can host for a reply - I cannot host - everyone else will be ignored.

A reply with a face pic as well will go to the top of the pile (use an image hosting site)

Absolutely no 🍆 pics. 🙅‍♀️

Please only message if you are available to meet today.

Please don't message asking for future availability.

Lee x

Hi, 21F afro-latina (black and puerto rican) 5’6, I am on the curvier side, but not plus sized. Happy to exchange photos early on 😸. I am an incredibly nerdy pillow princess hoping to find a guy happy to satiate my needy cunt.. for a lack of better words.

I am DDF & hoping to meet someone who is generous and willing to try with someone who is less experienced. I am incredibly geeky and a sci-fi/horror fan fanatic; this is less likely to happen but I’d love to dress up and watch scary or thriller movies on halloween, it’s on a saturday so I thought it’d be fun! If you’d be so inclined on your munching adventure of course, lol. If you’re not local that’s okay, I hope we could figure a plan out; I’d don’t mind traveling. 🤭🪽

I have a big oral fetish and am searching for someone who wants to ride my face and get eaten out regularly. I also have very good hands for massages if you are into that. Your pleasure is my pleasure and I expect nothing in return.

Little bit about me - Single 29 white m, regular gym goer, 6 ft tall. I have a passion for cooking, enjoy watching crime/horror shows and movies, and love using my mouth more than anything.

I’ve been craving to have a long session of eating a woman out and having their eyes roll back in pleasure, especially multiple times a week. I can really never get enough of pleasing and hearing the moans women make from me using my tongue and lips.

Searching in the PA and some NJ areas. Please no fakes and flakes, I just want to eat!

Experienced pleaser who loves the feeling of a wet pussy in his face, particularly when it has a sexy bush. I’m not looking for any reciprocation. I just want to make you the center of my tongue’s attention.

I’m 5’7, dad bod, but take care of myself. Salt and pepper beard and a full head of hair. I’m DDF, down to earth, and want to make sure you feel comfortable with me going down between your thighs. I can host or travel to you. I prefer to meet during the week. Send me a chat if this interests you and hopefully we can meet!

I enjoy giving. Plain and simple. There is not better sound than a women who is enjoying what I’m doing to her.

I am a 40yr old white male. Work out 5 days a week. 6’ blue eyes. Ideally seeking someone discrete and hopefully an ongoing occurrence.

I'm looking for a woman who enjoys relaxing full body massage followed by a sensual/erotic ending and the pillow princess treatment. This is not a paid service I'm just Pleasure Dom looking for some fun. Send DM if interested. I have a home setup - see old post for pic.

32m, fit, decent looking

29 year old white guy who is 6’1 with an average build. I’m clean and DDF. Can send pics in chat and verify

I’m open to a lot of kinks! I am can host, open to travel, and carplay as well. In Dallas / Plano through Sunday

If you have any questions, hit me up!

Please don't message me if you're inexperienced, live outside Zones 1-2, and are expecting a dirty penpal. NO ENDLESS CHATTER - this isn't a dating app. Older women are a HUGE plus.

Looking for talented women to ride my face. Here's what you get:

1) You get a 6ft slice of mildly hairy (but impeccably groomed), fit diver with a lush head of dark curls you can pull on as you draw me closer to you and squirm. Throw in dark Middle Eastern features, eyes to lock onto as the build-up intensifies, and a masculine presence that makes you feel safe and comfortable.

2) That's to say I'm attentive and intuitive. I'm all about reading your body, breathing, and moans. Chemistry is key.

3) But so is depth. I bring a good deal of humour, intellect, and emotional intelligence. I'm self-aware, mature, and have an air of calm that makes you feel safe both outside and inside the bedroom.

4) I'm tactile, dedicated, and love involving all my senses. My full focus is on you and your pleasure. Focused on non-recip fun and never pushy; I get off on getting you off.

5) If that's not enough, I'll spoil you rotten with extended sessions of cuddling, aftercare, massages, and genuine human connection.

6) To ensure your peace of mind, I'm clean, tested, respectful, and observant. I'm the epitome of health and hygiene, with no detail overlooked. I'm groomed from top to bottom, my sexual health is in check, and I have a clean record with zero STIs—and I intend to keep it that way. Recently tested, with zero tolerance for smoking, drugs, or other substances.

7) I know how to read the room, build an atmosphere, and pop the tension balloon so all that's left is wet fun.

8) Ideally, we become regulars if we click and the chemistry's there. One-offs are more than welcome, too.

9) I'm consistent, committed, and clear in my communication. I don't ghost, and I show up when I say I will—that's worked wonderfully for me.

10) I'll leave you smiling and giddy after hours of fun. I'm respectful of boundaries, considerate, and put every effort into making the experience as memorable and comfortable as possible.

No hang-ups about background, race, age, status, ethnicity, etc. Open to all women. I just ask that you please be:

- Active, fit, athletic, and into fitness

- Able to host and travel

- Between 23–50

- Looking to actually meet and make it happen

Made it this far and want it as much as I do?

Message me with "Iris," a physical description of yourself, the last good book you read, and how you like to kiss. No low effort messages.

I don’t treat oral like a warm-up or a transaction.

I treat it like the main course.

My tongue stays.

It explores every soft fold, every shift in wetness, every quiet change in your breathing.

I stay when your thighs start to shake.

I stay when you try to pull away because it’s getting too much.

I stay until the orgasm actually arrives — and then I keep going if your body still wants more.

I love the taste.

I love the way a woman opens under focused, unhurried attention.

I love the moment her hips start moving on their own and her hand lands in my hair because she can’t help it.

I love drinking what she gives me.

If you’ve ever wanted to be eaten with real patience and real hunger — not rushed, not performative, just thoroughly and sincerely — I’m offering that.

Wisconsin (Fox Valley / greater Milwaukee area).

Clean, respectful, experienced, and very good with my mouth.

No pressure. No expectations beyond clear consent and mutual enjoyment.

If the idea of simply lying back and being taken care of like that makes something warm and restless in you… message me.

I’d love to play.

Hi, looking to get experience in eating out a kitty. I'm not seeking anything other than a kitty (the hairier the better) to sit on my face or bury my face in. Hope you don't need to meet up first, but I'm happy to grab a drink with you beforehand if that makes you more comfortable. Age and body type is NOT an issue at all, but please be STD free. Latina+ Asian++ White+++

About Me: Black, 6ft tall, male nurse with locs. If I'm not at the hospital helping people. I'm usually out enjoying a book at a cafe or at the beach :)

32 Year old guy in Aberdeen this week. Would love to help a local lady settle in to the long cold nights and see what moaning sounds like in a Scottish accent. I love nothing more than spending some serious time going down and making a lady squirm, nothing at all expected in return. Tartan required ;-) x

I’ve had good luck here before, and hoping I’ll get lucky again! I’m 31, white, and admittedly a bit chubby but genuinely consider myself to be handsome. Will happily share pics if you message me. I’m looking for a white or Latina woman (sorry just my preference!) who’s looking to have her pussy licked without any reciprocation needed! I can host at my home near downtown Decatur. 420 friendly if that interests you, but isn’t required! Ideally you’d come over, make yourself comfortable on the couch, and spread your legs for me so I can lick you as long as you’d like while you watch tv, play video games, or scroll on your phone while you call me a good boy. Bonus points if you’re willing to bend over and let me lick you from behind! No promises that I’ll lick your ass… but I may be convinced and interested in that as well.

If you’re overdue for a good pussy licking, or have never experienced it properly, you’re the one I’m looking for!

I'm a tall 6'2 and fit 85kg white British guy, with short brown hair, short trimmed brown beard, and no tattoos or piercings. I'm an extremely open and adventurous person, who'll usually try (almost) anything at least once ;) 

But what I really want right now is for you to ride my tongue and let me make your whole body tremble. Reciprocation would be appreciated, but not required, and other forms of filling you with pleasure are definitely on the table. Just tell me your desires!

Maybe you're looking for somebody older or younger than you for carefree fun or passion just this once.
Maybe you're looking for someone to be hot and heavy with on more than just one night and keep each other company all through the summer.
Or maybe you know exactly what kinky things you want to get up to, that most people would run from. I don't mind you telling me!

If you want fun, a thrill, or have a desire, I want to hear from you. I don't have a type or requirements for who you are or what you look like. Whether you're younger or older than me, petite or a BBW. Let's chat, swap pics to see if that attraction is there, and plan our fun.

I live alone so can host, or travel to you. There are a lot of catfish or spam profiles, so please only message me if you're serious about a meet and my posts speaks to you. While I'm happy to chat to make sure the vibe is there for a good while, I am also not looking for a pen pal where we can't make a plan.

So what are you waiting for, send me a message!

What can I say, I love giving pleasure. Your orgasms are what turn me on! I’m mostly available in the evenings after normal working hours and up to midnight, but flexible for other times of day.

You just got home from work or gym or school and just need some relief? Hit me up, let my tongue give you the release you need! Multiples are very welcome, the more the better. Squirters soak me!

Me:

45 WM
good looking
6’5”
in decent shape
Short brown hair, minimal facial hair
Love what I can do for you, can go until you tap out!

You - just needing relief and not afraid to tell me exactly what you want!

DM me a description of you and how you would like this to go down for your maximum enjoyment. Happy to exchange pics before meeting, or keep it completely anonymous.

I’m a professional in the community and looking for a fun woman how is also looking for stress relief. Want to be good friends and share plenty of laughs. Mutual Discretion and Respect.

Happy to share a picture in message when contacted. I’m 6’ tall, athletic, educated, liberal, former military type.

I just recently started growing a beard so we can see where it ends up going.

Enjoy all types of women. Race, age, religion, size - I find all perfect as long as we have that connection.

I enjoy good music, sports, breweries/wineries, outdoor activities (athletic), laughs with someone special. I do prefer one on one with my partner, but I am very comfortable is social settings. Extroverted introvert.

Kindness and respect is key. Hope to hear from you soon.

Me- 6ft, tatted, average build, trimmed face, experienced and skilled pussy eater.

What do I want? To lie you back and enjoy my meal. I want to take you on a tour of orgasms as i lick and finger you to ecstasy. Want to take control? Sit on your new throne and suffocate me between your thighs.

If you want to cum and have all the focus on you, let's talk. Need some underdesk support for your workday? Ill be the best little worker. I want you dripping from my lips. Let me lick and tease you. Beg for it. Soft and slow caressing your inner thighs and clit? Or hard and fast grinding and sucking? As long as you have the best orgasms of your life I'm having the best time.

Recent reviews

"I've never cum so hard from oral"

"I can't believe you made me squirt, that's never happened."

"Im so sensitive but I need more"

Your enjoyment is all I'm here for.

Can host or travel. Willing to swap pics to gauge interest/attraction.

Hey,

30M, white, 5’9”, living in Toronto, professionals with stable good job, gym rat, healthy life style. I’m looking for something simple and focused: the chance to spend a couple of quiet hours just eating your pussy and rimming you until your mind goes blank. I would love having my tongue against your butthole, taking my time there as much as you enjoy. No rush, no pressure, and nothing expected in return.

I prefer curvier women, but it’s not a deal-breaker if the chemistry and comfort are there. Discretion is extremely important to me — I’m careful, respectful, and private.

I will happily cover a clean Airbnb or hotel room so you don’t have to worry about hosting. One idea I like is you arriving and getting comfortable, maybe on all fours when you’re ready, and just letting me take my time. Another is a more opportunistic version where I stop by your place or office, quietly pleasure you while you’re on a call or working, make you come, and then leave so you can get back to your day.

I’m patient, good with hygiene, and always check in so you feel safe and in control the whole time. If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a message with your age, a little about yourself, and what you’re hoping for. Happy to chat and answer any questions first.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Hi RAOM

My birthday was last week and I was looking forward to having a fun time, especially with a MILF. This older lady i dm on here was down to celebrate on my bday iykwim. Well we linked up she came to see me acctually and at first I was skeptical and scared since this is a stranger and I've never done this before. But we both took safety precautions, communicated on snap and met in public in day time. Day goes by and we are having a blast, we yapped about wholesome things with occasional flirts. When we got back to the car, we flirt more and things escalate more. By this point we were clearly in each others comfort zone and had a fat make our sesh, i took my time and not rushed anything. So I played with her nipples applied pressure on her clit with my knees which she loved. Once she was ready, she took off her clothes and I ate her out like my life depended on itand made her squirt. I've personally never made a girl squirt that much with my tongue and fingers, she had a womderful time and so did i.

Im looking forward to the next person to eat out, i have growm fond of eatimg pussy and getting better every time. I am 5'10 150 lbs lean located in california central coast, i have curly hair and will gladly exchange photos. I am energetic and and can talk your ear off if i really like you. I love overwatch and hopefully i found another person wh shares that passion. I also love to dress up, i have a miles morales costume i havent worn yet and would love to cosplay with someone. If you have any interest/questions dm me and i will respond asap

Exactly what it says in the title.

I’m 40, in good shape, and I’ve been told I have a lot of "talent" in this specific department.

I’m looking for a woman who is comfortable being pampered. I’m patient, respectful, and I value your boundaries.

About me: 6'4, 190, DDF.

Location: Apex, can host or travel within reason.

Goal: To leave you completely breathless and wanting more. If you’re interested, shoot me a message with a bit about yourself and what you’re looking for!

5’10, 165 lbs, somewhat heavily tattooed, no facial hair at the moment, fit/dad bod type, nerdy professional.

When I say I want to be smothered, I already think you’re underestimating what I mean. I want you to grind on my face, endlessly with no regard for how I’m doing down there. If an asshole slips in— all the better.

No reciprocation required. I literally just want to be used.

Let’s chat. I get into town on Friday and my face/seat will be vacant through Sunday.

A little about me -- I’m 34 years old. I’m white if that matters. I’m more of a dad bod to athletic bod. I’m very laid back. I will not post my picture here but I have pictures of my face that will be sent upon request as long as you’re willing to show me who I’m speaking with as well, I feel like that’s common courtesy.

What I want - Someone who is willing to let loose and let my mouth and fingers have their way with your pussy and my tongue have its way with your ass (if you’re into that..I know that not everyone is) Your body type doesn’t really matter if I’m being honest, I’m open to all. Age and race also aren’t of importance. The only thing that matters is your eagerness for pleasure. Whether you’re shaved or not doesn’t matter either, it’s whatever you’re comfortable with but it makes no difference to me, I think it’s hot either way.

If you choose to respond to this post please put the word “wet” in your response. I’m looking forward to speaking to you.

P.S. - I’m not interested in any sellers. I’m looking for real down to earth horny individuals like myself that just want to feel good.

Thank you!

Hello, all you AMAZING ladies of RAOMD!

If you are from a different part of VA, we can chat. I'm normally in Richmond, but I travel all over VA for my job.

If you have ever wanted to get your pussy eaten in multiple positions while you relax and enjoy a few cigarettes, then I am your man.

I am 5'8, light brown hair with some gray on the sides, face is clean shaven, icy blue eyes, glasses, slim...think preppy!

Why me?

- I'm CLEAN/DDF

- I'm RESPECTFUL

- I'm ATTRACTIVE

- I'm THE BEST at eating pussy (If you don't believe me hit me up and you'll see)

- I LOVE eating pussy and pleasing a woman and you'll feel like THE most important woman ever.

I don't care if you are single, married, in a relationship, divorced, nor do I care about your race...discretion will be respected 100%. If you feel you're sexy when you smoke, and/or you want a heightened orgasm from smoking, and/or you want your pussy eaten until you cum over and over again, I am your man! I have lots of stamina and I don't get tired.

Let's chat before and see if we click, and then if we do, meet up for coffee/drinks in a public place first. IF and ONLY if you're feeling it, we can make plans for you to have a multi orgasmic experience while smoking, sponsored by yours truly!

Oh, NO reciprocation required. If you'd like to, yes, I would welcome it.

Please put what brand you smoke when you reply. Your pic gets mine. I will verify and you will need to as well.

Let's have a time neither of us will ever forget!

Hello,

I'm a natural people pleaser with an oral fixation. I want to worship your pussy from start to finish. I'm happy to include fingers and toys too. Tell or guide me exactly how you want to be pleasured, or let it be a surprise.

I am also willing to be fully clothed or in nude in my chastity cage.

Nothing required in return. Simply here for your pleasure. I am not here for sex or to mess anyone around.

I will happily book a hotel or accommodate. And can meet in public for safety and to talk boundaries etc.

Interested? Message me and let's arrange something.