Hey everybody 👋🏻 thank you for reading my post. As the title says i am a married man amd i am looking for discreet muff diving sessions. My wife never lets me eat her pussy anymore, she never really fucks anymore either but I love eating pussy and i miss it soo much. I love the taste of pussy, the feeling of running my tounge over a soaking wet clit, fucking a woman with my tounge, hearing her moan amd talk dirty to me while I eagerly lap at her pussy. Feeling her hold my head while she is bucking against my tounge while she is cumming amd then cleaning all of her cum from her pussy and around her ass hole...

Im looking for something discreet, I can host, I dont mind age (please be legal) i dont mind race, I dont mind size (bbw/plus sized welcome) hoping for something regular but one offs are great also

Hmu if you are interested x

I'm looking for a woman who wants to feel seen. To be pleasured and worshipped. To have a quiet moment where the obligations of life just fade away. A slow burn that builds from conversation to kissing and petting and keeps going over multiple hours. To read your body, figuring out what flips your switches and make you unravel. I get my satisfaction from you.

About me:

- Average height, built but still fit, and shaved head

- Lives in NW suburbs but works in the city

- Professional

- Cultured and well traveled

- Builds trust quickly. Desires intimacy.

About you

- I don't really have a type (ethnic or body type) but I love a cute face, unique features and a big smile

- Looking to share intimacy not a detached experience

- I prefer recurring, but open to one time

- Squirting to the front of the line

- Despite my username, I'm fine with hair or not hair.

Happy Monday everyone :)

I have a huge oral fixation and haven't had the opportunity to eat someone out in a while. I have some free time this week so I thought I'd see if anyone wanted to cum on my tongue;) I'm super easy going and drama free. Physically I'm white, six feet tall and 165lbs with medium length brown hair and glasses. I'm in decent shape since I work at a gym. I've been told I give Peter Parker vibes if that helps. I work an early morning shift so I'm normally available in the afternoons if that make things easier.

Please feel free to reach out if you're interested or even if you have a similar fantasy that you've been wanting to try

We all know why we're here.

I'm really excited to have this kind of ongoing arrangement with someone. Not needing to have a full relationship, just you come over when the mood strikes and get yours. I aim for your deep pleasure, working slowly, locking into what works for you, it is incredible satisfaction for me.

I do not yet have Reddit receipts but I have been been praised by occasional friends, and one time by a stranger to her husband...

I can host in the KoP area in my quiet, clean, private apartment. Also open to meeting you at your place if it's not far off.

Me: white, tall and skinny, shaved head and kept beard (going white, but not entirely there yet)

You: I do need to find some attraction to your face, but not as picky about bodies. looking for you to exude an energy that you deserve pleasure. Forwardness is appreciated but so is eager shyness. I am patient for you if you show up.

Seeking a specific situation. No kiss and tell. You are a married mature woman missing the pleasures a man’s tongue can bring. Nothing heavy or home wrecking… just a need, a desire, and an interest in a married man who would enjoy spending time taking you to that place that simply doesn’t happen at home any more. I’m Caucasian, 6’ and height weight proportioned. Salt and pepper hair. Handsome? You be the judge!

So.. if this Is this you… Message me…

I'm 42, 6'0", bearded, in Lakeview, and I... genuinely just fucking love going down on women.

I get off on being the one doing the work. There’s something incredibly hot about realizing I’ve found exactly what works for someone and then just staying there until she cums. I’ve also had enough women tell me I’m very good at this.

As for the person attached to the mouth: I work from home, like biking, hiking, travel, cooking and a bunch of other stuff. I can host in Lakeview or come to you. STD free. I'm down for one time or ongoing if we're into it. My one fairly specific physical preference: I have a definite weakness for skinny/slender women.

Anyway. In summation, it's pretty straight forward: I'd love to make you cum.

Hello :)

I’m 36. 6’1 tall. Korean and cute. Soft dom and kinky. Very chill California vibes. No drama, no pressure, just a pillow princess who wants to be treated like royalty.

Looking for: petite, slim thick, hwp basically. You smell good, great hygiene down there. Little to no pubes. And just loves to be a princess for the night. I can go aggressive or I can go sensual.

Let me make you mine for a few hours. If you like getting edged and teased, I’m your guy. I’m here for your pleasure.

Squirters welcomed! I’ve never met one. Bring it on!

White 50, 5’9”, 175lbs and fit. Will be traveling to the city and will have 11/06 available. Married yet discrete. I am a natural giver that loves all body types. I want nothing more than to please. I love to provide a sensual full body Yoni massage. Relax you and make you feel amazing. Very into full Oral. Open to constant communication while I put you into multiple positions to touch, lick and tease you over long sessions. Not looking for anything in return that you’re not looking for. If you enjoy long soft edging sessions then I’m your guy. Very open to feedback. Discretion is important to me and I can explain that more. Can host on occasion or come to you. Located in the north east bay. Let’s chat, see if we’re a fit and explore intense orgasms. Love all body types. Just be comfortable in your skin and I’ll be comfortable pleasing you. Open to couple play.

Loving this cooler weather, makes me think of eating you out under the sheets while you enjoy a cozy movie. 100% focus and pleasure on you. I am submissive, love to please and if you are in to it boss me around a little. Ignore me if you want while I go to work on your pussy, giving it the attention it needs.

I'm 5'10, dad bod im working on and green eyes that change color based on my mood (ask me about this). I'm an ass eater too if you are in to that.

33 yo 6’1 fit white guy with a handsome face from north county San Diego. I’m well educated and focused on your pleasure and making you the center of attention (my turn on) I’m a pleasure dom that likes rough kinky play like spanking and tying her up - also collars too. No recip is fine.

I’m discreet, respectful, clean, and experienced with this dynamic from Reddit

I’m an exec and very professional outside the bedroom but open to almost anything in the bedroom except male on male.

Happy to share pics with you. We can get drinks and meet in public first

Will be in town next week and looking to see if any women in the area are interested in getting to know each other and then hopefully it leads with me exploring some part of downtown.

Since I'm only in the area on business, likely to be a one and done if that is your preference.

Im pretty much obsessed with giving attention. Im a pleasure dom looking to please someone. I am 6'0, black hair, brown eyes, med built, few tattoos. Just looking for someone who wants to be pleasured in this fashion...

After we meet, talk, Id get behind you and undress you...just leaving your panties on and having you lay down on the bed face down...Id grab some oils and start giving you a full body massage...back, neck, lower back, legs, and thighs...Eventually Id focus more on your ass and inner thigh, teasing and lightly grazing your pussy to see how warm you felt...

Id then start rubbing your ass and pussy, teasing you over your panties and making those panties wet...keeping you wondering when I will finally peel your panties to the side and touch you bare...but I dont, and tell you to turn over so I can massage you as you are face up...

I start to massage your breasts and neck while my other hand is rubbing your thighs, pussy, and clit...you are soaking wet by now so I slip a few fingers under your panties and feel how soaked you are...I start to rub your clit to make you squirm and moan...I make you spread your legs so i could really feel that soaking wet pussy and slip a finger inside you to feel how warm you are...I want more...

I have you turn over once again and have you stick your ass out and bend over for me...I get behind you and slowly peel your panties off, rolling them down your thighs to your knees and to your ankles...you are exposed and I start to kiss your ass before I spread you open and have a taste...I lick your pussy from the bottom all the way up to your ass...and i kiss and lick and suck on your pussy...holding you open with my hands and burying myself deep into you...

After eating your pussy and licking your ass...I lay you back down on your back and spread your legs open to suck on your clit...I makeout with your pussy, kissing, licking, sucking...I taste all of you...even taking time to suck on each beautiful pussy lip...I work your pussy and bury my tongue deep in you, eating and licking it for an hour...and making you cum as much as you'd want...😏

For an eager pleaser...!

It's all about going down and staying down, till the dam gushingly breaks. But enough of the poor quality aquatic mamal puns.

6ft, brown hair, grey eyes and an indefatigable tongue. Works out, likes beer and baking sourdough bread.

Pleasant to look at, but if I'm doing things well, your eyes are most likely scrunched closed tight.

I have a previous success reference to vouch for me. Also regular test history for peace of mind.

Logistics probably a central hotel room, with a social coffee or cocktail in advance for initial compatibility checks.

As for you - I find a pulse very attractive...

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Hey there, Long time lurker looking for a fun night.I'm an experienced and enthusiastic eater, who loves to give oral pleasure. I love to satisfy women and give them the pleasure to enjoy the time with me with no expectations of reciprocating. All you need is to sit back, relax and enjoy.

I can do exactly as you need, if you want a simple relaxing dive, or a fun RP night, maybe something more kinky, maybe even a relaxing massage to help you relive then stress, I am more that happy to oblige. If you are someone who is into rimjobs or wants to try it out, I can do that as well.

I'm 6ft1, medium build, trimmed beard, DDF, Brown, Med student

If any of this piques your interest, DM and we can get to know each other better and share pics as well.

Hey there 😊 thank you for reading my post! This may be a bit out there but, im looking for black pussy to eat. I am able to host and i am not expecting anything in return (if you dont want to) more than happy for you to turn up get your pussy eaten and go if thats what you want. I love black women and love eating pussy no its not a fetish.. also love bbw pussy so im hoping with this post i can spend my free time diving into a beautiful black pussy.

A bit about me: 35 m west london, 5'8 average body, dark hair.

About you: i just want you to be clean

Hope to hear from you soon xx

I don’t know what your Halloween Plans are but if you want to get licked and sucked like a tootsie pop dm me. Pretty straight forward, I love to eat. I get no greater satisfaction seeing you climax.

I put Los Angeles but I'm in the SFV specifically.
I’ve had success on here.

Me: athletic but non shredded. I still prefer good food over abs.

You: please be 21 and older. DDF. Other than that I don't really care just care more of the vibes, and communication.

Not a Bot

In the Portland (Oregon) area and am looking for a pillow princess. Ideally looking for something ongoing with someone who loves getting head as much as I love giving it. Looking for someone who truly loves to be eaten. Love a solid bush/unshaven, but it isn't a deal breaker.

I'm very fit, average height, and attractive (or at least frequently get told I am lol).

*Discreet for obvious reasons. Someone in a similar situation would be ideal.

i'm in a happy tho celibate marriage, and honestly - yeah it's fine, we're a good team.
i do think some intimacy is important for health and happiness and i accept it's not going to happen with my partner, we're not going to ever be ENM and we're not going to break up (not over this anyway).
The thing i miss the most is tasting, eating, savouring. come and have a relaxing day being spoilt.

Not looking for anything super spontaneous.. let's meet for a coffee, see if we click, see if we want to arrange further (weekday daytime?).

Im 5'10, medium build, white british. A graphic designer in central london. Like to keep in shape, hang around galleries and be healthy.
Dead bedroom so havent had a sexual partner for a couple of years and fully tested (and expect the same). I would be very happy to meet someone laid back and confident who wants to be enjoyed without any expectation, but someone not so confident who needs to takes things slow and be praised, encouraged and supported could also work. Or, y'know, be yourself. I'm very easy going and have no particular expectations.
I will take the post down if i'm no longer looking.. so even if it's old, hmu

Hello. I know there are a million posts here from men in every specific place looking to dive on your muff, and I can respect that. I'm under no delusion that I can easily make my post stand out. So if you've stumbled on mine through blind chance, or if something about the title caught your eye, I thank you for stopping by. Now, let me tell you why I'm going to be the best muff diver you've ever had.

I LOVE this. Dare I say that I was born to do this. This is, somehow, what I was made for. It's not just the skill. I think lots of guys have some skill, especially these days. And it's not just the enjoyment. Though I know it's probably far too few, I know many men enjoy this as much as I do.

Is it the combination, somehow? Possibly. But at the risk of exposing myself, I think that it's my \*obsession\* with muff diving that makes me the best. I CRAVE it. Every single day, I want it. (Note that I don't DO it every single day, but I would.)

The scent? Drives me absolutely insane. The taste? The feel? Makes me feral. I LOVE getting messy while doing this. Honestly I feel like an animal whose survival instinct tells me to eat pussy for as long as the other person wants/can take.

I'm also respectful and not an idiot. I will strive for your orgasm, hopefully more than one, but if it's not happening and you want to stop, I'm totally there with you. I'm all about your boundaries and expectations and making you feel as comfortable as you can be. I'm also smart and funny, so, you know, I won't be dull or awkward.

I hope you give me a chance to do this for you. I guarantee you a good time, and I always have one myself.

Lately, I have an absolute obsession with eating pussy. I go down on my wife regularly, but it's not enough—I still want more. Looking for someone local who wants to spread her legs and let me satisfy this craving.

About Me:

• Average height and weight, clean-shaven.

• Self-proclaimed connoisseur of cunnilingus.

• Love long, deep-diving sessions, but if you just want a quick, intense release, I can absolutely make that happen.

About You:

• No race, age, or body type preferences—open to all (as long as you are of legal age).

• Please don’t be an axe murderer.

• Bonus points: You love to talk dirty while getting your pussy licked.

• Double bonus points: You are a squirter or a gusher.

My wife doesn’t know, so absolute discretion is a strict requirement. Down for car play if that’s your thing. Located right on the Edison Park / Park Ridge border. Open to more if the vibe is right. I even have a reference from a past success if you want peace of mind.

If you like what you read, click the chat bubble and shoot me a message.

If I can pick a peck of pickled peppers

better than Peter Piper,

bet I can take the tip of my tongue, quick,

lick and caress the clit

and softly suck the slit

____

Tall and fit,

I’ll drop rhymes if you drop panties

(*He can’t really be that good… can he?*) 😉

Looking to take care of a single clean drug and disease free female. Age & race do not matter to me. Super petite to realistic figures are what I'm looking for. Not interested in morbidly obese. Just be ready to receive expert level care of anything you want to be pleased. No reciprocation expected.

Tell me what you want or direct me as I go and that's what you get.
Or
Let me do my own thing and I'll pay close attention to your body's signals, your moans, the way you twitch when I hit certain spots, etc and I will take you places you didn't know existed. Your body will be my playground and I do love to play.

I'm a polite, professional, well-groomed, attractive, normal white guy, 6'2" and 225. I have a shaved head with trimmed facial hair. I'm only in town for a few days once every other month. I'll host at either a hotel or an AirBNB, we'll have privacy and you'll be safe. Happy to talk on here in messages, share photos and stories before my next visit in either November or December. Then we can meet for coffee or drinks, Netflix, etc... Or if you just want to bang it out first then relax, I'm down.

What questions can I answer?

If you enjoy chemistry, confidence, and someone who genuinely knows how to make you feel good, you might’ve just found the right post.

Let’s go have some ice cream to beat the heat, then i’ll eat you out till you’re satisfied.

About Me:
26 M, athletic build with broad shoulders, hazel eyes, Run enthusiast (#stamina). Educated, well-spoken, and professionally established. I’m confident, respectful, discreet, and experienced. Clean, attentive, and easy to vibe with.

Looking for someone who is:
✔ 18+
✔ Hygienic & respectful
✔ comfortable with good communication

DM me for verification and more.

I am a 50 year old, highly verbal white male on the northside of Chicago. I'm bearded, tatooed, and shave my head bald. (Think foxy older punk/metalhead type).

I’m seeking a thick woman to ride my face, and, preferably, completely soak it

A few false dawns in October made me realise how fragile connections on Reddit in general and RAOMD in particular are.

For November I'll keep my message shorter and the fecund imagination chained till we actually meet. Hoping to meet someone with similar interests, with respect to muffdives and the slow dance that happens before and after.

You: professional looking for a no strings attached muffdive.

Me: 178cm, HYP, in an open ENM relationship, live up north but often in London for work. Can host if that works for you.