r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 19h ago

♀♥♂ NYC 20 [F4M] #NYC - in need of a face over the weekend of 29th to 30 NSFW

70 Upvotes

In New York for the halloweekend, it’s been a bit since I’ve rode someone’s face. Open to hosting in my hotel as last resort since it’s shared but would prefer if I could come to yours. Preferably more than once over the weekend since it’s my free-est weekend on the month and I want to max it out lol. I'm 5'1 around 105 lbs, on the smaller side, conventionally attractive, ethnically Tibetan- Persian. I am into more aggressive face riding, smoking a joint while I ride your face, oiling up your face and just ignoring you. Maybe I can do my work and let you work on me. I love fully body worship as well and putting on lingerie. Happy to share pics to begin chatting and verify asap :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 12h ago

♀♥⚧ Hayward 26 [F4A] #Hayward - Looking for a consistent eater! NSFW

28 Upvotes

Me: Black, bi and on the hunt for a true eater. Looking for someone consistent who can eat me up multiple times a week lol

You: 25-40; single; can host; can hold a conversation & are not afraid to send pics; respectful, kind, funny, smart & consistent.

Let’s talk & see where things go.

NO MAGAs, weirdos, racists or fetishizers.
NO “hey” messages either 💀


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 22h ago

♂♥♀ DMV 36 [M4F] #DMV - Washington DC area 6'2 muscular/fit professional-type with a talented mouth for some fun : ) NSFW

9 Upvotes

Happy Sunday ladies of Reddit : )

Adding to what the subject says, I'm a 6'2 muscular white guy local to Alexandria but can travel around the DMV.

Looking for a lady who enjoys being devoured to at least one or more amazing orgasms and doesn't want all the other social energy drain of getting to that point via meeting people the normal way, simple as that.

If you want to just enjoy some incredible head, no additions, questions, or frills, I'm your guy : )


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 20h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 38 [M4F] #NYC - Your Very Own Human Vibrator/Rose Toy NSFW

5 Upvotes

Is the Rose Toy your favorite?

Do you have any other favorite vibrator that you have worn out or just want to replace?

Have you always wanted to experience what it's like, but haven't had the chance yet?

Has it been a while since you had a real orgasm by someone other than just yourself?

If your answer is yes to any of these questions, this post is for you!

I want to be that real-life human vibrator for you!

I will wrap my lips around your clit and suck on it better than your rose toy ever could! This can be as sensual or as wild as you want it to be. Do you prefer lots of foreplay with a build up to that explosive orgasm? or do you want me to get on my knees and bring you to that first orgasm within 2 minutes of walking through the door? either way works for me, as my tongue is insatiable and I will be on my knees until you have no orgasms left inside you - that's a promise!

I am 37 from NYC, tall, fit, attractive and will make your toes curl with my tongue, lips and fingers!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ nyc 48 [M4F] #nyc - successful, generous, submissive and completely devoted to your pleasure NSFW

4 Upvotes

I’m looking for a woman who loves the idea of being thoroughly pampered, adored, and made the absolute center of attention. I’m a 6’2”, 200 lbs, fairly athletic white male.

Picture an unrushed afternoon in a beautiful hotel with no agenda except making you feel good. I’d love to start slowly, pour you a drink, let you settle in, and give you a long, attentive massage. Your shoulders, back, legs, feet… wherever you carry tension. Nothing hurried and nothing expected in return.

From there, you decide what you want. I’m naturally submissive in this setting and genuinely enjoy following a woman’s lead. If you enjoy more adventurous attention, including rimming, I’m enthusiastically open to that too.

The appeal for me is your enjoyment: hearing what you like, learning how you respond, taking my time, and knowing you don’t have to reciprocate or worry about pleasing me.

I’m happy to arrange the hotel and make the afternoon comfortable and indulgent. This can be one delicious escape with no expectations afterward, or, if the chemistry is exceptional, I’d love to find a regular woman I can spoil and devote myself to.

If being pampered by an attentive, eager to please gentleman sounds tempting, tell me what your ideal afternoon would look like.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 40 [M4F] #NYC - Cum with my tongue in your ass NSFW

3 Upvotes

Orally addicted, use it to your benefit. In town night of Oct 19th. will be mobile for an evening meet.

I'm 40, white, 5'10, in shape, but that doesn't matter. I am addicted to helping you cum with my tongue, specifically with my tongue in your ass.

Enjoy all things oral, with a very special place carved our for those who enjoy the feeling of a tongue in their ass while they cum. Let me do the work. Bury my tongue in your ass. Help you get off. You direct me.

Enjoy being on your back with legs wrapped around me head? So be it. On all 4s, grinding your ass against my tongue, with a vibe in your pussy? Even better.

Entire goal is your pleasure. Be as selfish as you like. End with a fulfilling orgasm.

Enjoy a full bush, so those who have never seen a razor earn bonus points. But I enjoy it all as it cums.

In NYC night of the 19th. Let's spend the rest of the day planning how I can help you cum.

Like to work out details in advance so we can get right to it when we meet.

So tell me, what makes you cum the hardest?


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 10h ago

♂♥♀ LosAngeles 38 [M4F] #LosAngeles - Lick you silly NSFW

2 Upvotes

Do you want a guy who’ll actually take over? I’m 38, white, auburn hair, thick mustache, decent build. I’ll drive to you, pull you into the backseat of my pickup truck, and bury my face between your thighs until you’re twitching, dripping, and completely spent.

I don’t care what size or shape you are. I want you messy, feral, and clinging to my hair while I lick you deep. I’ll keep going until you’re a wreck on my seats.

Northeast LA, but I’ll come to you. Message me if you want it.

Ben


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 15h ago

♂♥♀ DMV 52 [M4F] #DMV - Looking to please regularly NSFW

3 Upvotes

52 wm, 5’10”, salt/pepper hair, brn eyes, Irish/Italian, told handsome and that I have a magical tongue. Looking to please you, on a regular basis if possible. I am on the MD side in the Rockville area. Love nothing more than camping out between your legs and making you squirm and cum, a lot. Can host or travel. Meet in public first if you like. Hope to hear from you soon! Thanks for reading.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 16h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 50 [M4F] #NYC - Lots and lots of diving, licking, and eating NSFW

3 Upvotes

It has been a little while since I have met up with anyone and I am really craving the taste of a hot wet pussy. I really do want to lick you; I want to suck on your clit, and, most of all, I want to make you moan.

You can just lay down, open your legs, and I will go to work, or I can put you face down in the bed and tongue your ass while rubbing you from behind. You can even sit right on my face and rub your pussy all over my tongue and mouth. Any way you want it, darling…

I live on Long Island, just outside of Queens, and I can travel or host. Despite what people seem to think, Brooklyn and Manhattan are not that far away, lol. Don't have any age/race/body preferences, as long as you are 18+

I am white, 5'8, and in good shape--especially for my age, lol. Let's chat, verify, and let me show you some fun and pleasure.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 23h ago

♂♥♀ Hamburg 33 [M4F] #Hamburg - Shy, plus size guy looking for a woman to please and worship NSFW

3 Upvotes

Hey everybody!

I am 33 years old and I am respectful, polite, kind, sympathetic and funny. Deadpan and self-deprecating humor are my favorites, but also really stupid stuff. I would describe myself as a LGBTQ+ ally and as a feminist. I'm also good at baking and cooking 😁

I just wish, I could make a woman feel like she is the most beautiful woman in the world, make her feel appreciated, make her smile, make her feel desired and worshipped. I don't have much sexual experience, but one thing I know is that I love licking pussy and I think I'm also good at it. I'm desperate to please and worship someone.

I am partial to women with more to love, but I welcome all bodies and sizes to message me.

Message me if you're interested 😊


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 23h ago

♂♥♀ Charlotte 40 [M4F] #Charlotte - Are you a hairy pillow princess? NSFW

3 Upvotes

I have a trip to Charlotte coming up and would love to satisfy my craving to eat a delicious hairy pussy. All body types are welcome. I would love to chat and vibe beforehand then of course use my mouth as much as your want. Your only job is lay back and enjoy this magical experience.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 32 [M4F] #NYC - Daddy needs something to eat at lunch NSFW

2 Upvotes

White British guy, 5’10 who is looking to eat on his lunch breaks.

Love to tease and make you beg to cum, but I’ll always finish the job.

Preferably someone in lower Manhattan area. Let’s talk a little before we arrange anything.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 13h ago

♂♥♀ Queens 33 [M4F] #Queens - Wanting to give regular, no-strings attached oral NSFW

2 Upvotes

Hello!

RAOMD veteran here. 33M, living in Astoria. Looking to find another woman I can regularly give no-strings attached oral too.

I'm looking for someone who wants oral sex. Previous people I've chatted with have said they want to practice receiving without the expectation of reciprocating. I think that's great and is exactly the kind of woman this post is for.

I don't like to rush into things. If we decide to meet, the first time we do so will be a simple meet-n'-greet with no plans for muff diving. We'll discuss preferences and what I can do to make you feel most comfortable.

In full disclosure, I still give oral to the woman from my previous success post. It's been, and has been, quite a lot of fun for the both of us.

I'm recently tested and clean, but will get tested again if you desire.

Send me a DM if this sounds appealing. We can swap safe-for-work pictures and message each other for a bit. If we're both comfortable, we can meet in public a few times before escalating. I can host!

I'm white, 5'11" and weigh about 200lbs. Could lose a few pounds but fit enough to run several miles. Looking forward to meeting and muff-diving!

EDIT: Fixed a typo, and made clear I can host.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 19h ago

♂♥♀ Denver 40 [M4F] #Denver - I Want to Worship You Until You Forget My Name NSFW

2 Upvotes

Latino liberal 5'8 muscular dad bod with a short beard and medium length black hair.

I'm looking for a woman who wants to truly be worshipped. I don’t just mean a quick taste I mean being fully devoted to giving until you can’t speak or see straight. Take my time. Lose yourself in it.

I am...

A man who knows how to please and wants to without expectations beyond the tongue.

Drug and disease free and able to show proof.

Someone who can host, or is open to travel

Ready to meet to see if there’s real chemistry.

I want you feeling safe and respected.

If you're respectful, responsive, and serious, slide into my DMs with a thoughtful intro not just "hey" or "what’s up." Show me you're actually about this.

Let’s make it unforgettable.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 19h ago

♂♥♀ Toronto 36 [M4F] #Toronto - Make my face your personal throne this long weekend NSFW

2 Upvotes

Happy Sunday everyone! I’m looking for someone who loves long oral sessions, holding my head in place by my hair, while telling me that’s where I belong. Love being sat on, and nothing makes me go week in the knees like a woman in charge. Been exploring my latent submissive tendencies recently so if you’re the take charge type, I’d love to hear from you. Can be as vanilla or raunchy as you like. I can host in Downtown Toronto or travel in the GTA. 36, 6’2”, 196, South Asian. SFW pics in chat.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ Hamburg 44 [M4F] #Hamburg - I am obsessed with pussy worship without reciprocation NSFW

• Upvotes

What I love about pussy eating isnt just the pure act of eating pussy, to me its all about the pleasure of the woman. Thats why I need a woman to get really off on being licked. and I dont mean in a foreplay way, I love women who are really obsessed with pussy eating! I love women who want ONLY pussy eating and have no interest in penetration, who dream of being licked all day, who watch porn or pussy eating, think of pussy eating all day long. I love women who have a very unhealthy obsession to cunnilingus 🥰

I am totally fascinated by women who never want a man to cum again. When she gets sadistic satisfaction out of knowing that he is edging every day but never allowed to release his cum again. Women who are obsessed with creating full blue balls are amazing! Specially when she has orgasms every day. While the male orgasm is avoided at all cost, the female orgasm and her pussy is worshipped. Only female orgasms matter. I have a strong obsession for pussy eating and female orgasms, and this obsession just gets stronger when i do not cum.

I love woman who are repulsed by cum, hate it, have an aversion to it! I would love to just talk about how gross this stuff is, how disgusting the male ejaculation is and that its basicly just slime spurting around.

I am 44 years old, normal build and got brown curls and life in Hamburg, Germany. I am very nerdy, I love science and all kind of nerdy stuff.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

⚦♥♀ Mumbai 22 [T4F] #Mumbai - Anyone down for a sloppy muff this evening? NSFW

1 Upvotes

Feeling sooo needy, feral and thirsty for a cute cunt the entire day today, and the only thing more sexy than your partner is kinky strangers I guess :p any kinky girlies or trans men nearby Bandra, Mumbai who would enjoy getting eaten, possibly right now? I am always down to give head to strangers, no questions asked ofc and I don't expect anything back, and I am open to anything else you might be into, always try something twice, am I right? :p Text me if you're nearby and can host? I'm in Bandra let's make it a little kinky. See ya!
Might delete in a few :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 36 [M4F] #NYC - looking for a fit Asian girl that wants to smother my face between her thighs NSFW

1 Upvotes

Cold weather is here so let’s meet for a drink and you can keep my face warm by wrapping your legs around my head. We can chat on here and exchange pics before agreeing on a bar to meet up. Then we can go back to yours or mine and slowly get into it. Preferably in Manhattan or Brooklyn but willing to travel for the right connection. No need to reciprocate unless you want to.
A bit about me: white, clean and DDF, 6 feet tall, athletic build, about 220 pounds, brown hair and beard with green eyes.
If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a chat with the peach emoji so I know you read the post.
Looking forward to hearing from you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ Dallas 35 [M4F] #Dallas - a willing mouth for non-recip fun, this week only! NSFW

1 Upvotes

Fit and clean, white male. Hosting Thurs night only in Dallas. Willing to open the night with dinn/drinks to get comfy with each other.

You: 28+, any race/body type as long as you have great hygiene. Soft spot for older mom types, squirters to the front ;)

You will dictate how this session will go. Your pleasure and release is the only objective, no recip needed. Open to toys, bring your top 3...we can play acoustic or electric, your choice!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 51 [M4F] #Chicago - Mature, experienced, discreet. Available to listen, lick, and leave. NSFW

1 Upvotes

I'm a mature, experienced, professional, living and working in Chicago. I've played around online like this for some time and I love meeting new friends to experiment with. I'm in good shape, drug and disease free, and very discreet. I believe strongly in respect of boundaries and making sure you have a good time.

I'm 5'9". Fit build. White male.

I like to take my time and get to know someone and make sure we're a perfect match. If you're looking for someone like me, please reach out.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ Pittsburgh 54 [M4F] #Pittsburgh - Mythical Creature Muffdive NSFW

1 Upvotes

Are pillow princesses like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot or Unicorns? Mythical creatures that are confined to folklore and/or our imaginations but not to be found in real life?

How does one find such a beautiful thing?

Let’s start with the obvious…if such a creature exists, they are in short supply. They only show themselves to worthy humans that will make their experience worthwhile.

This 5’9”, HWP, safe, sane, non-repulsive, hygienic, well groomed mythical hunter is raising his hand to offer a Muffdiving respite and will promise not to divulge details on your secret lair.

If you are one of these fabled creatures, I would dearly love the opportunity to satisfy your needs. Adventure awaits!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Ottawa 37 [M4F] #Ottawa - Looking for a dinner date tonight... and maybe a little trouble after NSFW

1 Upvotes

37M, 6'2, in Ottawa, bilingual (English & French), Caribbean background, and currently in the mood to take a woman out for dinner tonight and see just how far the night wants to go.

I'm easy-going, respectful, and I like a bit of playful banter. Looking for someone who's down for good food, good conversation, and the possibility of things getting a little more interesting once the

plates are cleared.

If you're free this evening and this sounds like your kind of energy, drop me a message. Bonus points if you can keep up (or better yet, raise the stakes).

Cheers!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ Rotterdam 29 [M4F] #Rotterdam - Netherlands - Your Pleasure, My Priority NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hey there,

I'm a guy based in Rotterdam, open-minded and I’m willing to travel if we click. I genuinely enjoy giving, and I’d love to make this all about your comfort and pleasure.

Appearance wise I have dark hair, brown eyes and a heavy stubble. I'm 1,77m and try to stay fit!

I’m into cooking, boxing, and I unwind with a good book. I’m clean, respectful, communicative, and very into making sure you're feeling safe, cared for, and completely at ease.

If this sounds like something you'd be open to exploring, feel free to reach out. No pressure, no expectations. Just someone who’s happy to put in the effort to create a good experience for you.

Looking forward to hearing from you!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ Chennai 33 [M4F] #Chennai - Looking to voraciously devour a pussy and slurp every drop of those juices! NSFW

1 Upvotes

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I'm 33. Dad Bod. Thick Tongue. Big fingers. And a whole lot of enthusiasm. I reside in Chennai, and I can host on and off.

I'd like to devour pussy for long hours, taking my time and eating until our heart's content!

I don't have a preference with age (18+ obviously!), height, weight or language. I'm only looking for a women who would grind their pussy on my face for long hours! :)

DM if interested.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ BirminghamUK 45 [M4F] #BirminghamUK - clean incredible eater NSFW

1 Upvotes

I’m recently tested and clean. 5’10 tall and weigh 73kg / I’m slim.

Eating pussy is literally one of my favourite things in the world. I don’t have a regular partner rn. Up for a one off or a regular thing. I’m a really good eater 😋