r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 9m ago

♂♥♀ Sacramento 25 [M4F] #Sacramento - Looking for first ever dive NSFW

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As the title reads I've never gone down someone and would love to for the first time. I'm 6'2", 230lbs and kind of muscular and big. I can't host but am able to drive wherever. If you're okay with teaching someone the ropes just let me know :).


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 17m ago

♂♥♀ Cleveland 50 [M4F] #Cleveland - Looking to provide a relaxing worship session NSFW

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Feeling stressed? Do you simply need someone to focus on you and your pleasure without the pressure of reciprocation? Are you looking for someone who’s uninhibited and generous in the bedroom? Someone who’s interested in touching, licking, and kissing you without reservation for as long as it takes? Then look no further. Willing to take the time to get to know one another if that would make you more comfortable. I can exchange pics and meet in a public place before moving forward. And I’m able to host in a nice hotel. Feel free to DM if this sounds at all intriguing.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 28m ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 29 [M4F] #Vancouver - I’d rather spend fall between your thighs than under a blanket NSFW

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Sweater weather is here, but I’ve got a much better idea of how I’d like to stay warm this fall. I genuinely love eating out, taking my time and making a woman feel desired and appreciated. I’m a big fan of giving lots of orgasms, praise and compliments.

I enjoy long, unhurried sessions where there’s no rush and the focus stays right where it should. I’d genuinely get off from getting you off, and I’d love nothing more than to have you completely lost in the moment, forgetting what time it is and wishing the night wouldn’t end. I’d be more than happy spending those hours with my face between your thighs, or with you sitting on my face, my tongue at work without any stop, us completely losing track of time together.

I’d ideally love to find something ongoing if we click and the vibes are right, but I’m open to anything else as well. Spontaneous meets are just as welcome, especially now that Vancouver’s getting colder and staying in together sounds increasingly appealing.

About me:

- 29, single, straight, 5'11", Brown-skinned, beefy/thicker build, medium-length shaggy hair, short beard, a nice smile and a very rideable face

- Well groomed, hygienic and recently tested

- Respectful, considerate and big on consent, communication and boundaries

- Affectionate, into giving praise but talking dirty

- Can host in my cozy, clean East Van apartment with a nice city view, or travel to you

- Evenings and weekends work best, and I'm a bit of a night owl and I work 9-5

What I'm looking for:

- Someone who enjoys being slowly pleased and brought to orgasm again and again

- Someone comfortable communicating what she enjoys and what her boundaries are

If interested, please DM me with your age, ethnicity, general area and a little about yourself :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 28m ago

♂♥⚧ Tokyo 33 [M4A] #Tokyo - Giving only, your pace, your terms NSFW

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Hi! I'm a 33-year-old guy in Tokyo (Shinagawa is easiest, but I can travel). I genuinely enjoy giving, and that's exactly what I'm offering. Nothing expected in return, no pressure to reciprocate or take things further.

A bit about me: I'm an engineer, and I'm up for a long walk or a long sit at a good bar, often both in the same evening. Physically I'm on the shorter, broader side with a long beard. Think friendly dwarf, minus the axe. I'm part of the kink community here, so talking openly about what you do and don't want is completely normal to me, and I'd much rather ask than assume.

I'm married and we're openly non-monogamous, so nothing about this is a secret.

How I'd like this to go: we chat first, then meet for a coffee or a drink somewhere public so you can get a feel for me. We only go further if you want to. You set the pace, and you can call it off at any point, no hard feelings. I'm happy to video verify beforehand too.

English is my first language, and my Japanese is basic but improving. DM me if you're interested, and tell me a little about yourself and what you'd enjoy.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ Melbourne 25 [M4F] #Melbourne - Never gone down on a woman, be my first NSFW

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Confession time: I've made it this far in life without ever going down on a woman, and I'm genuinely excited about it. What it tastes like. The sounds you'd make. The way your thighs tense around my shoulders while I work out exactly what makes you tick.

I'm not here to tick a box and vanish, but I'm not asking for commitment either. One great afternoon, or a standing thing, just depends how we click.

About me: 25, 6ft, 75kg, Indian, runner's build, skinny-athletic, not a gym rat. Curly black hair you're allowed to grab (please do). Permanent stubble. Bad jokes at bad times, and I actually listen when someone talks.

What this looks like: A lazy afternoon. Music on, low light, no rush. You relax back, let me learn, guide me, or just enjoy being figured out. I'm not chasing a performance; I'm chasing your reaction. If something's awkward, we laugh and keep going.

You: 18+. Genuinely open on age/body/race. Confidence is the sexiest thing you can wear. Patient enough to teach, easygoing enough to laugh. Older women to the front of the line.

Practical: can't host, happy to travel, split a hotel, or meet somewhere public first. DMs open, and yes, I'll send a pic.

Tell me your age, what side of Melbourne you're on, and your favourite way to unwind.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ chicago 33 [M4F] #chicago - looking for fwb to eat from time to time NSFW

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Looking to explore and try anything that we can come up with. Let me eat you out, bend you over and fill you up. Lets explore ideas, a pool, the floor, the balcony, the beach, on the couch, on the bed, in the shower. I am very open, obviously lets talk and see what we are into and what we want to try, there are limitations for everyone. Lets also hang out FWB style, go to a movie, hang out at a park, whatever comes up also. I have a preference for curvier woman but open.

Anyone interested in exploring, trying out new things and general chill times. Lets Chat!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ Phoenix 28 [M4F] #Phoenix - Ongoing and eager to please NSFW

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Hey there! 28 year-old guy with a busy career in tech and a bit of a nerd by day because of that, but also been hitting the gym consistently for about a year now, so in shape too.

Looking for a pillow princess who'd love to be devoured on a consistent basis! Most describe me as kind, sweet, and honestly a bit shy, though my shyness tends to fade fast when I get that first taste and become utterly hungry for it.

Would love to find an ongoing thing where you can help me build some stamina over long sessions of devouring you. Very familiar with being on-call for work, so I'll be trying to take care of your needs with the same dedication. My schedule does stay busy with my job, but making sure you're never wanting for a cute face to cum on (repeatedly, hopefully!) will be just as much of a priority.

About me: 5'10", fit, and on the slimmer side. Have my own place and can host, but would also love to meet for dinner/drinks first as well.

And no reciprocation expected at all of course! I just want this to be enjoyable for you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ Seoul 28 [M4F] #Seoul - I'll eat you very slowly, I'll taste you all. NSFW

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Fall colors and a bit of cold weather are here, so let’s meet for a drink and you can keep my face warm by wrapping your legs around my head. We can chat on here and exchange pics before agreeing on a bar to meet up. Then we can go back to yours or mine and slowly get into it. Preferably seoul or gyoengi-do area but willing to travel for the right connection.

A bit about me: a 28-year-old foreigner with an athletic build, clean and DDF, build, about 70kg, black hair, very easy going, tech professional and respectful.

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a chat with the peach emoji so I know you read the post.
Looking forward to hearing from you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♀♥♂ Syracuse 21 [F4M] #Syracuse - Nerdy pillow princess NSFW

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Hi, 21F afro-latina (black and puerto rican) 5’6, I am on the curvier side, but not plus sized. Happy to exchange photos early on 😸. I am an incredibly nerdy pillow princess hoping to find a guy happy to satiate my needy cunt.. for a lack of better words.

I am DDF & hoping to meet someone who is generous and willing to try with someone who is less experienced. I am incredibly geeky and a sci-fi/horror fan fanatic; this is less likely to happen but I’d love to dress up and watch scary or thriller movies on halloween, it’s on a saturday so I thought it’d be fun! If you’d be so inclined on your munching adventure of course, lol. If you’re not local that’s okay, I hope we could figure a plan out; I’d don’t mind traveling. 🤭🪽


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ WashingtonDC 33 [M4F] #WashingtonDC - Spooky fun and pillow princess treatment NSFW

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Hi, so I'm currently house/pet sitting for a friend and his wife in PG county until 10/28, and thought I might see to appease my appetite while I'm down here. And maybe get into some spooky fun. I've had success on here before, albeit a a good while ago, but looking to have another story to tell.

Me, I'm 33, 6'1'', lean/fit, light-skinned, dark hair, brown eyes, progressive, lowkey. I'm DDF(420 friendly). And happy to share pics(and any other info about myself) at your request.

You, 24+, hygienic, single or practicing ENM(I'm not trying to be the "other guy")

We can meet maybe at a dope cocktail bar(maybe somewhere Halloween themed), and if the vibes are flowing, maybe we can head to back to mine or yours. And fyi, I'm sure my friend we let me bring over a guest, but I would have to ask in advance. Or if your comfortable hosting, I'm fine with that.

Cheers

P.S. Tell me your favorite spooky season movie


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ Philly 40 [M4F] #Philly - I want to make you happy NSFW

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40M, 6’0, 200 lbs, fit, intelligent, curious, respectful.

I want to make you happy. The only thing that beats the excitement of a woman spreading her legs if front of my face is feeling her shake, moan, and orgasm because of what I did with my mouth.

I’m looking to experience this excitement with a new woman and new pussy that I’ve never encountered. Let me slide off your panties and dive in head first between your legs, and stroke your clit with my tongue until you’re screaming in ecstasy. I want to taste you, hear you, feel you and give you an experience you’ll never forget.

All experience levels, body types, and personalities are welcome. Whether it’s your first time being eaten out or whether there’s a lot of guys before me, I want to make you happy.

Let’s get together and enjoy that exciting feeling together! Please include age in first message.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 31 [M4F] #Vancouver - Ill eat you very slowly, ill taste you all. NSFW

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Cold weather is here so let’s meet for a drink and you can keep my face warm by wrapping your legs around my head. We can chat on here and exchange pics before agreeing on a bar to meet up. Then we can go back to yours or mine and slowly get into it. Preferably lower mainland but willing to travel for the right connection. No need to reciprocate unless you want to.

A bit about me: white, clean and DDF, 6 feet tall, athletic build, about 180 pounds, brown hair, very easy going and respectful.

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a chat with the peach emoji so I know you read the post.
Looking forward to hearing from you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Buffalo 32 [M4F] #Buffalo - LF somebody to sit on my face. NSFW

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32 M4F looking to eat you out for a while or have you sit on my face. 5’11, 200 lbs, Buffalo area. I have been in school forever, recently moved back here and am looking to eat somebody out. Feel free to send a message if you are interested!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ LosAngeles 38 [M4F] #LosAngeles - Tall guy, dad bod, and a genuine love for giving NSFW

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Well, here I am posting on Reddit again. What could possibly go wrong?

I’m 38, 6’1”, living in Studio City, and rocking a dad bod that’s slowly under renovation. I’m outgoing, sarcastic, affectionate, and have a pretty good sense of humor. At least I think so.

I’ve always had a weakness for women with curves, especially someone confident who knows what she likes. Older women are absolutely a plus. I’ve always found women in their 40s and 50s incredibly attractive, but that’s certainly not a requirement.

As for why I’m here, I genuinely love giving oral. It’s not something I do just to check a box. I enjoy it, I like taking my time, and I appreciate a woman who’s comfortable telling me what she likes.
I’m open to a one-time encounter or something more regular if we hit it off. I’m not looking for a relationship here, but I also don’t want the interaction to feel like ordering something off DoorDash.

Happy to swap pictures, FaceTime, and actually have a conversation before meeting. I can host or travel depending on the situation.

If you’re interested, tell me a little about yourself. I promise I’m pretty easy to talk to, and I might even make you laugh.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 50 [M4F] #Chicago - Sensual traveler looking to worship your body/Yoni Massage NSFW

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White 50, 5’9”, 175lbs and fit. Will be traveling to the city and will have 11/06 available. Married yet discrete. I am a natural giver that loves all body types. I want nothing more than to please. I love to provide a sensual full body Yoni massage. Relax you and make you feel amazing. Very into full Oral. Open to constant communication while I put you into multiple positions to touch, lick and tease you over long sessions. Not looking for anything in return that you’re not looking for. If you enjoy long soft edging sessions then I’m your guy. Very open to feedback. Discretion is important to me and I can explain that more. Can host on occasion or come to you. Located in the north east bay. Let’s chat, see if we’re a fit and explore intense orgasms. Love all body types. Just be comfortable in your skin and I’ll be comfortable pleasing you. Open to couple play.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ PaloAlto 49 [M4F] #PaloAlto - East Asian married seeking FWB NSFW

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Hello,

I’m married, East Asian american, dad seeking an FWB for discreet fun. I'm currently in a DB where we are mostly roommates at this point. I'm not even sure if I remember how to have sex anymore at this point. 😂 I prefer something casual, where maybe you just broke up and want nothing serious. I'm a very good listener and great at keeping secrets. Height wise I’m 6’0", weigh 155 lbs and face wise, girls usually say I’m cute. I'm fairly chill and get along with extroverts, introverts, and even shy personalities. I'm an INTJ so I enjoy all kinds of conversations. Tell me about your passions. We can chat about movies, (sci-fi, marvel, anime, kdramas), travel, or just drink boba while talking about our annoying coworkers.

You: Someone local or travels to the Bay Area. I do prefer some attraction. I’m open minded about most things like ethnicity. As long as you’re petite/slim thick and in decent shape, it’s fair game. Personality wise I’d prefer someone who’s down to earth, chill, open minded, and just want to have fun. Things will be kept discreet so if you’re not single, I don’t mind.

Our family and career will take priority always, no questions asked if last minute cancellations. I totally understand how work and life can be unpredictable, I'm totally chill about this. Last, let's practice top OpSec and safe sex always.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Indianapolis 39 [M4F] #Indianapolis - Let me please you! NSFW

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Hello! I’m a 39 M, and I would absolutely love to find someone to tease and please. Let you sit on my face while I tongue fuck you deep, teasing your clit, lightly sucking and playing while you ride my face to orgasm. Looking to get you off over and over again.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 40 [m4f] #Chicago - Wife is out of town on a girls trip. Can I eat your pussy while she's gone? (Edison Park/NW Side) NSFW

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Lately, I have an absolute obsession with eating pussy. I go down on my wife regularly, but it's not enough—I still want more. Looking for someone local who wants to spread her legs and let me satisfy this craving.

About Me:

• Average height and weight, clean-shaven.

• Self-proclaimed connoisseur of cunnilingus.

• Love long, deep-diving sessions, but if you just want a quick, intense release, I can absolutely make that happen.

About You:

• No race, age, or body type preferences—open to all (as long as you are of legal age).

• Please don’t be an axe murderer.

• Bonus points: You love to talk dirty while getting your pussy licked.

• Double bonus points: You are a squirter or a gusher.

My wife doesn’t know, so absolute discretion is a strict requirement. Down for car play if that’s your thing. Located right on the Edison Park / Park Ridge border. Open to more if the vibe is right. I even have a reference from a past success if you want peace of mind.

If you like what you read, click the chat bubble and shoot me a message.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ Toronto 39 [M4F] #Toronto - Seeking a woman who enjoys being thoroughly spoiled from front to back NSFW

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39-year-old businessman with brown eyes and a nice beard that has zero complaints about getting thoroughly drenched.

I’m the kind of guy who actually enjoys taking my time. Like, real time. Hours if that’s what you need. Plenty of patience and the stamina to stay right where the fun is until you’re completely satisfied.

Whether it’s your pussy that needs my full attention, or you want me to wander a little further south and give your ass the same careful treatment (rimming very much on the table if you’re into it), I’m happy either way. Or both. Preferably both.

No expectations beyond that. No rush, no pressure, just a guy who likes making someone feel really, really good with his mouth.

If that sounds like your kind of afternoon (or evening), drop me a message. We can chat a bit, swap a couple pics, and see if the vibe’s right.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ Austin 35 [M4F] #Austin - Looking to unwind by eating someone out NSFW

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I had great success with last time I made a post like this, so I'm back again! Between bouts of intense hours of work, I am looking for a women to unwind with. Unfortunately I don't have the mental bandwidth to start a long-term committed relationship until my current project is done at the end of the year. I still have needs though and I really love eating someone out. Just something about feeling someone squirm around in pleasure while my arms hold their legs is just fantastic.

I'm 35, white, 5'11", blue eyed, average build/slight dad bod but carry my weight well, rocking the bald/bearded/tattooed style, and I live in NW Austin. You can check out my profile for a bit more verbose description.

As for what I am looking for, someone sane and drug/disease free. I'm attracted to all types! As far as age, as long as you're 24+ or older, anything younger and it will feel a little iffy to me.

I'm open for this being a one-time thing or something recurring if the vibe is right. Please reach out if you're interested! If this post is up, I'm still looking.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♀♥♀ Charlotte 30 [F4F] #Charlotte - Young Mom Looking for Ongoing FWB NSFW

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Hey! I’m a 30 year old stay-at-home mom who is new to the Charlotte area (I live north of the city near Lake Norman), looking to make a new "friend".

I'm picturing the kind of friendship where we grab cocktails, wander around shopping, get our nails done, try cute brunch spots, and just have little adventures together. I'm interested in exploring my attraction to women a bit more, but just to be clear we wouldn't be dating or in any kind of relationship, just really good friends.

A little about me: I'm 5'8", pretty fit, half Mexican with dark hair and light skin. My husband knows so there wouldn’t be any secrecy, but I want to find a friend for me here, not for “us”.

I don’t have a specific “type” and think a lot of different types of girls could be attractive, but I would just say you need to be around my age or younger, and reasonably in shape yourself. I'm excited to see where a genuine friendship—with a little flirty chemistry if it happens—might lead.

 

And though I know they’ll swarm like bugs anyways, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANY MEN AND NO MESSAGE YOU COULD WRITE WILL CHANGE THAT. So please don’t waste both our time, thx.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ London 23 [M4F] #London - let me eat you until your legs are shaking NSFW

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I’m just looking to eat someone out until they are completely and utterly satisfied. Can take things at whatever pace you like and try anything you would want to. I’m 5’10” tall and in good shape and of Indian ethnicity, I can’t host but happy to get a hotel somewhere. Please feel free to ask me anything that you want to.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ Irvine 28 [M4F] #Irvine - Your Personal Muncher NSFW

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Hey All

Looking for some late night fun, and thought I’d jump on here.

A bit about myself, I’m a tall Latino (6’1) 🙂‍↕️, 215 pounds, DDF. Just trying to make you(r) weak 😂.

Can't wait to hear from one of you!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ Toronto 36 [M4F] #Toronto - Loking for that slow-burn tension that explodes into something unforgettable 🔥 NSFW

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There’s something addictive about the slow unraveling. The way a conversation starts innocent, then a laugh lingers too long, a glance holds a second longer than it should, and suddenly the air between us feels too warm. I’m craving exactly that: the delicious torture of anticipation before everything catches fire.

Imagine we meet at a quiet lounge downtown, low lights, good cocktails, seats close enough that our knees brush “by accident.” We talk about anything: your favorite hidden spot in the city, the most ridiculous thing you’ve binge-watched lately, or that disastrous attempt at making homemade sushi that ended with rice everywhere but the rolls (true story). The flirting creeps in naturally: a playful tease, my fingers grazing yours when passing a drink, leaning in so you feel my breath when I tell you how incredible you look tonight.

When the tension finally snaps, my place is nearby. I’m all about taking my time: kissing down your neck while my hands learn every curve, teasing with lips and fingertips until you’re arching and whispering what you need. I love giving: slow, deliberate pleasure, watching your reactions, finding the rhythm that makes you lose control. Clean, regularly tested, condoms always, and boundaries are non-negotiable. Every body is sexy to me: curves, softness, strength, all of it.

Tell me what you fantasize about when you’re alone, and let’s make it real. 😈


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ Houston 44 [M4F] #Houston - I think we could both use some stress relief NSFW

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I'm looking for a RAOMD and can host/travel.

Here’s some more info about me:

• Single

• Straight

• Live in the Clear Lake/Kemah area

• 44

• 6'3

• 220lbs

• White

• DDF, clean, and well-groomed

• Black hair and green eyes

• Can actually talk and type in complete sentences

Send me a message if interested that includes more details about you, and what you’re specifically looking for, and we can exchange more info and pics.

Please don’t waste my time or your time if you’re a ghoster, pic collector, scammer, and/or not serious about possibly meeting.

Thanks for reading!