r/nyjets • u/BryLinds • 5h ago
EVERYBODY WAKE UP! THE NEW YORK JETS PLAY FOOTBALL TODAY!
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE PATRIOTS BEATING OUR ASS
THIS IS OUR BEST CHANCE TO BEAT THOSE BOSTON BASTARDS SINCE 2024
I WANT TO TROLL THOSE FANS WITH THE IMAGE OF AARON GLENN WAVING THE CHALLENGE FLAG
GLENN THE FANS MAY NOT BE CALLING FOR YOUR HEAD AFTER LAST WEEK, BUT THEY STILL DON’T TRUST YOU YET. YOU KNOW THE BEST WAY TO GAIN THEIR TRUST REALLY QUICKLY? BEATING THE PATRIOTS INTO A FINE PULP (Or at least a competitive win where we show that the team is full of dogs, not one of those Saleh era wins where our kicker is the only source of offense)
I WANT DAVID BAILEY AND THE DLINE TO GET DRAKE MAYE SHITTING IN HIS PANTS
I WANT BRAELON TO RUN THROUGH THE PATS LIKE HE DID THE BROWNS LAST WEEK
I WANT GARRETT WILSON TO REMAIN BEING GARRETT WILSON
I WANT GENO SMITH TO MORE OR LESS STAY THE COURSE WITH LESS SACKS TAKEN
I WANT DRAKE MAYE TO COOK UP A COUPLA FRESH HOT MEATBALL SUBS TO THE DEFENSE
I WANT THIS GAME TO BE A TURNING POINT IN THE SEASON , SOMETHING THAT TELLS THE LEAGUE ‘HOL ON THE JETS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FOR REAL THIS TIME’
FUCK THE PATS
FUCK DRAKE MAYE
FUCK VRABEL’S INFIDELITY LADEN ASS
FUCK ROBERT KRAFT THE OLD CROTCHETY POS
FUCK THE PATS
LETS HOPE THE OTHER DRAFT PICKS GET BETTER
DID I MENTION FUCK THE PATS
FUCK TOM BRADY
FUCK BOSTON
FUCK THE PATS
DUNKIN DONUTS IS JUST ALRIGHT, I PREFER KRISPY KREME DONUTS
FUCK THE PATS ONE MORE TIME
LETS JET THE FUCK UP
LETS HOPE FOR NO INJURIES TODAY ON EITHER SIDE OR ON EITHER TEAM