r/EDC • u/pnwgoatherd • 5h ago
Bag/Pocket Dump Divorced Dad Carry
Not really every-day-carry besides the watch and hat. These items just ended up on my dining room table together while I was tidying up and when I noticed them together they jumped out at me.
Lawyers, alimony, mediation and other unimaginable horrors prevail in my daily life.
I’m waiting for a shady government official to contact me for one-last-job in South Africa. I’ll be read in on the mission in the back of a C-130. I question the moral ambiguity of the entire situation while I PCC/PCI my jump harness. I’m last exiting the plane, I watch my altimeter and rip my chute. My chute malfunctions, I panic and immediately rip my reserve. Both canopies are hopelessly tangled. 12 seconds later I’m hurtling towards the drop zone at terminal velocity. The rest of the team has already reached the rally point, they watch indifferently as I impact a patch of sun baked soil at approximately 150 miles per hour.
Team lead pauses, then flatly announces, “someone’s gotta carry his team gear”. Sanchez exclaims, “nose goes!” Moore loses. He groans, and then starts walking toward the Jackson Pollock-esque scene I have created across the dusty soil. “He should’ve aimed for the bushes”, Moore murmurs to himself as he begins to pull Panasonic tough-books and large radio batteries from the remains of my ruck. He notices that I packed two 1-gallon zip-lock bags entirely full of Skittles.
Pictured:
- Spartan Blades Harsey Dagger, I carried this extensively while active duty.
- Tudor Pelly LHD. I’m left-handed, and beyond the Rolex Sprite there aren’t a ton of destro watches out there for us.
I intend to continue to EDC this watch until I accidentally wander into a bad part of town while abroad. I will wildly overestimate my hand to hand combat skills. A 14 year old pickpocket will stab me repeatedly with a paring knife. She will then take my watch. I have still not insured it.
- Patagonia hat, around a decade old at this point. It has been on my head during countless trips to Haggen and Whole Foods. I once ventured into Winco while wearing it. If I begin balding at any point this hat is plan “A” until I can afford a plane ticket to Turkey.