because it meant the white wine was being sold at room temperature.

£0.80

I found a place that looked clean and had a ton of reviews for short wait times and sessions.

I made an appointment but the system dropped me so I had to join the line again.

A twenty-minute wait turned into two hours.

In and out my ass.

It was on fire when I went in there.

When I returned to the classroom to get it, it was on the flop and some jerk was standing on it.

He didn’t notice that he was standing on it because he was too busy harassing a female student.

So I puffed up my chest, walked over to him and got in his face.

I said “look bro, you’re not going to stand here and harass this girl”

“NOT ON MY WATCH”

And using extra commas.

In-come

A Large Language Model

But we’re working out the kinks.

and confidently said it was Colonel Mustard, in the Billiard Room with the candlestick.

Of course, that's 45 with wind chill.

because like most robots, it has trouble with Steps

First Guy said "You all have nothing on me. I go to a bar and bring home a woman every night. Not only that but I drive a corvette into work everyday and have an 8 inch penis. I have slept with more than a 1,000 women"

Second Guy said "Oh yeah? Well I'm a top gynecologist at the most highly rated hospital in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I'm at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis. I have slept with well over 5,000 women."

The last guy said, "I have you all beat even though I have a small penis and am dead broke - I fucked over all the Redditors who were expecting a punchline to this joke."

A robber stole $1000 worth of phone chargers from an electronics store. The police had to drop the case as they couldn't find any leads.

Hello hello hello

What is Jean-Ralphio Saperstein's favorite thing about Germany?

It's the wuuuuuuurst~!

Edison fried an elephant, and the rest of the herd made sure he didn't reach Buffalo.

They wanted to spark people's interest.

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And then there's transport.

"No shit,Sherlock!"

But they won’t be cremated.

>!Even brain-damaged soccer players know that.!<

I figured it out when I lost all my money in a single day of gambling.

But Argon doesn't react.

A woman who is devastatingly ugly, blisteringly stupid, fatter than humanly possible,

but also gets fucked more than anyone on the planet.