cleandadjokes

r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 29d ago

🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 I ate a couple synonym rolls this morning.

453 Upvotes

I got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 5h ago

What do you call a belt made of watches?

26 Upvotes

A waist of time

r/cleandadjokes • u/jeophys152 • 8h ago

What do you call a zombie that writes music?

26 Upvotes

A decomposer.

r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 14h ago

What do you call it when your haircut turns out better than expected?

67 Upvotes

Shear genius!

r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 18h ago

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

45 Upvotes

Because then it'd be a foot

r/cleandadjokes • u/l4rryking • 18h ago

I used to be a banker,

40 Upvotes

but I lost interest

r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 20h ago

There were no butchers today.

24 Upvotes

I heard they all attended a meating .

r/cleandadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 19h ago

What do you call someone who is late to work?

15 Upvotes

Mr. Bus

r/cleandadjokes • u/Wazzas10 • 1d ago

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

67 Upvotes

He won the no bell prize

r/cleandadjokes • u/thoroowway • 1h ago

what's the opposite of interesting

• Upvotes

centimeter-running

r/cleandadjokes • u/sphubbard • 1d ago

Frog legs

16 Upvotes

What's the best way to cook frog legs?

In a Croak pot.

r/cleandadjokes • u/CautiousEmergency367 • 1d ago

Did you know you can't run through a campsite, you can only ran

89 Upvotes

Because it's past tents

r/cleandadjokes • u/l4rryking • 1d ago

What’s brown and sticky?

30 Upvotes

A stick🪾

r/cleandadjokes • u/oldhabits26 • 1d ago

What do you call a cold puppy?

109 Upvotes

A chilli dog.

r/cleandadjokes • u/strobro88 • 1d ago

Does your family pray before dinner?

15 Upvotes

Nope, my dad knows how to BBQ.

r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 1d ago

A new Lego Store is going to open in my city tomorrow.

110 Upvotes

People are already lined up for blocks.

r/cleandadjokes • u/moar-coffee-plz • 1d ago

What do you get when you cross a witch with a princess?

33 Upvotes

Sweeping Beauty

r/cleandadjokes • u/Dismal_Negotiation77 • 1d ago

Where did the duck go when he hurt his back?

28 Upvotes

The chiro-quacktor

r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 1d ago

A steak pun

15 Upvotes

is a rare medium well done.

r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago

I finally landed a job working at the casino tables in Las Vegas.

26 Upvotes

It's an I Deal opportunity.

r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 2d ago

I bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday

172 Upvotes

As soon as I got home, he made a bolt for the door.

r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago

A survey found that 65% of Americans couldn't find Ukraine on a world map.

80 Upvotes

The remaining 35% said, "What's a world map?"

r/cleandadjokes • u/theajplayer123 • 2d ago

I tried using Beef as my password.

74 Upvotes

It wasn't stroganoff

r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 2d ago

Why did the witch fail the pop quiz on Halloween?

23 Upvotes

She was so excited she couldn’t hocus focus.

r/cleandadjokes • u/oldhabits26 • 2d ago

Did you hear about the 2 row boats that got into an argument?

73 Upvotes

It was an oar-deal