r/cleandadjokes • u/leekertrondem • 3h ago
Anyone up for a debate about the longest throw in Olympic history?
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Let's discus.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Ok_Sink_7401 • 9h ago
My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I am a Believer.”
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I thought she was joking, but “Then I saw her face…” 🎶
r/cleandadjokes • u/acurrymind • 2h ago
It's weird. When we have Indian food I can never get my wife to pass the bread.
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I don't know why, I simply ask for naan bread.
r/cleandadjokes • u/grady_yurp • 10h ago
How do you stop a bull from charging?
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Cancel its credit card
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 8h ago
IF YOU WERE LISTENING TO "Barracuda" then changed it to "Crazy On You", did you, well, did you have...
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A change of Heart?
r/cleandadjokes • u/Background-Luck3349 • 5h ago
The workers down the coal pits rarely have major problems...
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...it's normally just miner issues.
r/cleandadjokes • u/one-untrustedfart • 7h ago
My dog frequently helps me out when I forget things. This morning while I was in my car he came sprinting down the driveway. I asked “what is it today boy?”
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Dog: *pants*
r/cleandadjokes • u/playing_three • 13h ago
My tailor went out of business.
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Couldn't make ends meet.
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 19h ago
A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm
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The pharmacist says, “Will that be cash or credit?” The duck says, “Just put it on my bill.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 16h ago
Where do ghosts and monsters like to swim?
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Lake Eerie.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 25m ago
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
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He had no body to go with, and he didn’t have the guts to go alone.