r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 5h ago

Anons problem with paddle and racket games

657 Upvotes

61 comments

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 9h ago

Daddy is the strongest

400 Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/Ok_Project_8078 • 16h ago

Anon pays an e-girl.

2.5k Upvotes

104 comments

r/greentext • u/PrettyInter • 3h ago

My parents look like they,ve just seen a ghost

136 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 21h ago

Anon is going to destroy pussy

2.9k Upvotes

43 comments

r/greentext • u/Blue_Moon_Cheese • 1d ago

Now what's going on? I feel anons are just telling fibs

5.4k Upvotes

277 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 13h ago

Anon about zoomer horror

452 Upvotes

26 comments

r/greentext • u/Inevitable_Lunchsh • 23h ago

A Bad Name for Love

1.3k Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 22h ago

Anon isn't done yet NSFW

885 Upvotes

37 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

Surprise Attack

1.4k Upvotes

90 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 11m ago

Anon is a Vansexual

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 22h ago

Anon doesn't care

644 Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon has a Mandela effect

3.4k Upvotes

103 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 6h ago

Anon on the main villain of MGS 5

23 Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon makes a grave mistake

4.1k Upvotes

100 comments

r/greentext • u/SuLumaPlum • 1d ago

What causes this?

603 Upvotes

45 comments

r/greentext • u/Thick-Invite0 • 3h ago

Why? its because I,m so awesome and everyone Loves me of course.

6 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/60iqredditadmin • 19h ago

Is there any solution?

123 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/MH297_UN • 1d ago

Anon is too straight

7.5k Upvotes

111 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 1d ago

Anon discovers Teto

624 Upvotes

23 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 17h ago

Doctor Anon meets a bandit

29 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/Sweet_Astronaut_5788 • 0m ago

Anon saves the human race

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/greentext • u/Icy_Pudding1 • 1d ago

Observe other people living life.

1.6k Upvotes

44 comments

r/greentext • u/Inevitable_Lunchsh • 1d ago

When You Fight Nihilism Only to be Called a Nihilist

375 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon wants a Transformer

937 Upvotes

26 comments

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