r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 17h ago

Sustained Pressure

0 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/60iqredditadmin • 22h ago

Is there any solution?

127 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/Ok_Project_8078 • 19h ago

Anon pays an e-girl.

2.8k Upvotes

108 comments

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 12h ago

Daddy is the strongest

524 Upvotes

17 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 8h ago

Anons problem with paddle and racket games

980 Upvotes

76 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 20h ago

Doctor Anon meets a bandit

31 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 16h ago

Anon about zoomer horror

565 Upvotes

30 comments

r/greentext • u/FudgeAllOfYous • 2h ago

Anon is done washing his hair

19 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 9h ago

Anon on the main villain of MGS 5

25 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 3h ago

Anon is a Vansexual

81 Upvotes

24 comments

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