r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 7h ago

Anons problem with paddle and racket games

929 Upvotes

74 comments

r/greentext • u/Ok_Project_8078 • 19h ago

Anon pays an e-girl.

2.7k Upvotes

108 comments

r/greentext • u/PrettyInter • 5h ago

My parents look like they,ve just seen a ghost

189 Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 11h ago

Daddy is the strongest

492 Upvotes

16 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 2h ago

Anon is a Vansexual

72 Upvotes

23 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 23h ago

Anon is going to destroy pussy

3.1k Upvotes

45 comments

r/greentext • u/Blue_Moon_Cheese • 1d ago

Now what's going on? I feel anons are just telling fibs

5.6k Upvotes

281 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 16h ago

Anon about zoomer horror

545 Upvotes

30 comments

r/greentext • u/Sweet_Astronaut_5788 • 2h ago

Anon saves the human race

27 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/Inevitable_Lunchsh • 1d ago

A Bad Name for Love

1.4k Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/FudgeAllOfYous • 2h ago

Anon is done washing his hair

15 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 1d ago

Anon isn't done yet NSFW

934 Upvotes

37 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

Surprise Attack

1.5k Upvotes

90 comments

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 1d ago

Anon doesn't care

675 Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon has a Mandela effect

3.4k Upvotes

104 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 8h ago

Anon on the main villain of MGS 5

24 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon makes a grave mistake

4.1k Upvotes

109 comments

r/greentext • u/SuLumaPlum • 1d ago

What causes this?

601 Upvotes

45 comments

r/greentext • u/Thick-Invite0 • 6h ago

Why? its because I,m so awesome and everyone Loves me of course.

10 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/60iqredditadmin • 21h ago

Is there any solution?

123 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/MH297_UN • 1d ago

Anon is too straight

7.6k Upvotes

111 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 19h ago

Doctor Anon meets a bandit

35 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 1d ago

Anon discovers Teto

629 Upvotes

23 comments

r/greentext • u/Icy_Pudding1 • 1d ago

Observe other people living life.

1.6k Upvotes

44 comments

r/greentext • u/Inevitable_Lunchsh • 1d ago

When You Fight Nihilism Only to be Called a Nihilist

375 Upvotes

13 comments

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