r/greentext • u/PrettyInter • 2h ago

My parents look like they,ve just seen a ghost

126 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/Thick-Invite0 • 3h ago

Why? its because I,m so awesome and everyone Loves me of course.

5 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 5h ago

Anons problem with paddle and racket games

597 Upvotes

60 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 5h ago

Anon on the main villain of MGS 5

22 Upvotes

10 comments

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 8h ago

Daddy is the strongest

376 Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 13h ago

Anon about zoomer horror

431 Upvotes

25 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 14h ago

Sustained Pressure

0 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/Ok_Project_8078 • 16h ago

Anon pays an e-girl.

2.5k Upvotes

104 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 17h ago

Doctor Anon meets a bandit

28 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/60iqredditadmin • 18h ago

Is there any solution?

117 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 20h ago

Anon is going to destroy pussy

2.9k Upvotes

42 comments

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 21h ago

Anon doesn't care

634 Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 22h ago

Anon isn't done yet NSFW

873 Upvotes

37 comments

r/greentext • u/Inevitable_Lunchsh • 22h ago

A Bad Name for Love

1.3k Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/Blue_Moon_Cheese • 1d ago

Now what's going on? I feel anons are just telling fibs

5.4k Upvotes

277 comments

r/greentext • u/SuLumaPlum • 1d ago

What causes this?

595 Upvotes

44 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

Surprise Attack

1.4k Upvotes

89 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

Protected Convoy

12 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

4Chan creates the Kaiju Super Bowl

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16 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon has a Mandela effect

3.3k Upvotes

103 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 1d ago

Anon discovers Teto

620 Upvotes

22 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon makes a grave mistake

4.1k Upvotes

100 comments

r/greentext • u/Inevitable_Lunchsh • 1d ago

When You Fight Nihilism Only to be Called a Nihilist

377 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/SeaRepair1 • 1d ago

Nothing much how about you

394 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/Icy_Pudding1 • 1d ago

Observe other people living life.

1.6k Upvotes

44 comments

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