I am new on this floor.
(All of my 10+ years of experience are in the ED and I asked to go back there, but got swindled by HR. I'm actually planning on taking it up with the union once I'm off probation; I was straight up lied to about which positions were available, I think because they needed to fill this one so badly.)
This coworker is literally a teenager (I'm not trying to be disparaging about her age, I started at 19 myself. I say that to paint a clear picture because this one is the kind of high-school-style mean girl who will laugh in your face; she stood six feet away and made fun of my weight like I couldn't hear her on my first day.)
I work on a grossly understaffed hospital unit (I had sixteen patients, ten total cares, last night, plus patients acting out behaviorally, one that became a code stroke who I had to walk to CT, routine chores like changing garbages, etc.)
I did manage to finish my shift with everybody clean and dry, and a few fully bathed.
It is paper policy on our floor to do walking rounds, although almost nobody does because every assignment is pretty much like this; we do verbal report and trust that the last person did their best. Yes, I've gotten screwed a few times, but it just meant my work was front-loaded; it's not like I wasn't going to have to clean everybody at some point anyway.
I don't care that this person wanted to walk, I care that her version of walking rounds is taking ten minutes to whisper-talk shit with the UC, then look me dead in the eye and smirk while she pats each patient's crotch (to check if they're wet). I was five minutes late punching out because she made a huge show of gathering enough supplies to bathe three patients because one said she was wet. We got back to the room, she opened her brief, and it was perfectly clean like I told her.
I'm told she is like this with everyone (staff and patients) and management doesn't care. Knowing this facility and knowing management, I believe that, but I'm not going to spend another morning like this.
I'm planning on just telling her next time that she has me until [exact clock out time] and I'm walking out of the room, no matter the task, then, but it's killing me to swallow the catty disrespect. I can't be telling people about themselves while I'm on my probationary period, though.
(I had left for a couple of years to work a 9-5; I have a whole other degree/paperwork career and had some bad injuries from an accident to coddle for a while. I'm a little more healed now, and I need the weird schedule and union benefits while I go back to school. It's just painful not to be using all of the skills and certifications [I am also an EMT and phlebotomist, but jumping off of an ambulance is pretty much the one thing I absolutely shouldn't do, and phlebotomy alone pays very little at this hospital.] I spent years gathering, while getting paid two dollars less per hour to be abused.)