r/Shittyaskflying • • 10h ago

What if airliners had multiple tails like a stegosaurus?

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80 Upvotes

Would they turn better with more rudders? Be so vertically stable that they can't crash?


r/Shittyaskflying • • 12h ago

Why is this playne shitter on the ground. Now how will I join the mile high club?

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84 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 7h ago

Looking for help with this diagram. The Boy In A Bubble rides First Class?

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26 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 17h ago

IS THERE ANY CFI HERE THAT CAN COACH ME HOW TO LAND ? ANSWER QUICK IM ON MY FIRST SOLO

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147 Upvotes

Please answer quickly , no hesitation! I’ve been doing go arounds for 2.5 hours ! Almost out of fuel


r/Shittyaskflying • • 5h ago

Go donate, you exceptional pplotes! NSFW

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12 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 17h ago

Fellow pylotes, is it Avgas or Jet A to get it to do a flip?

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79 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Taco Bell.

375 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 18h ago

I finally got hired to move pax for a legacy!

64 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 12h ago

Why did the back fall off?

7 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Christmas is right around the corner.

32 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

My C5 Galaxy from Temu won't lift off

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107 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

“Boeing” Misspelled

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30 Upvotes

It should be spelled “boing”, right? Also, Boeing and their operators need to train to proficiency in order to get that required bounce. This Ryanair pilot is doing it right.


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

135 Single Pilot Flight Gear

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18 Upvotes

Just got a single-pilot 135 cargo gig flying a Metroliner and I’m figuring out the whole pissing-in-flight situation.

The opening on this Coke bottle is plenty big enough for me, but another more experienced pilot (with a bigger watch) said I’d pick up more chicks if I carried a Gatorade bottle instead.

Is there any truth to this? How do I casually bring up the bottle on a first date?


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

If anyone’s bored

4 Upvotes

Really wanted to fly today but couldn’t so I made a pilot version of the Chrome dino

For when you’re number 12 for takeoff and the Hobbs is still running. ¯\\(ツ)/¯

Jk. Please don’t actually play this while taxiing.

https://burningavgasanddignity.github.io/squawk7600/


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Guys, I am getting confused about the rudder situation here. Which cockpit should I use?

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15 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

What is the pylote equivalent of “chef's kiss"?

82 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

DFW humor

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182 Upvotes

Haaaaaahaaahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahha


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

this 747 is tryin to land on this crooze ship!! isitstoopit??

4 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

Is this normal living near a landing strip?

84 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

What type of rating do I need to fly a GroundBus A021neo?

105 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

Just preordered my Tesla Roadster! So excited to join your sub. Fellow pilots!

43 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

I told co-pylote to go before pre-flight. He never listens. Now I have to lie to the passengers. I hope we make to ORD 🤷🏽‍♂️

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81 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

Why are these A350 test pilots dressed like they’re about to overthrow a NATO government? Does Airbus have classified ejection seats that activate when Alternate Law kicks in, or do they just blow the windshield at FL430? Is the RAT a CIA drone, and are passengers classified as expendable ballast?

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67 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

Why does this flight number sound familiar? Oh well. Time to board!

3 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

why didn't they put the saf tee wire on the nuts? are they stupid?

18 Upvotes