Captured the new air force one with full afterburners and thrust vectoring

I'm starting a new statistical analysis for our raider fleet. The red dots represent every bullet hole we’ve noticed on a Tesla Roadster that comes home after a raid into ops territory. We’re trying to determine which parts of the car need armor. Leave your suggestions in the comments.

CalFire Super King Air overwatch on the Norte fire in Orange County, CA. Nice job guys!

I just bought some property because it has the acreage for a grass strip, but it’s going to be a bit short, Who do you recommend to get the white arc on my airspeed indicator modified to a lower speed so I can takeoff and land slower?

So far I’ve just been praying my landings get better like the lady in the photo but they are still bad. What do I do?

Hey guys, I was recently on a Discord call with an instructor getting some tutoring, and we got to talking about some of the things my instructor has me do during flyte training. I mentioned that, from time to time, my instructor makes me suck on the pitot mast to help clear it out. Everyone on the call immediately started laughing and making jokes, saying that’s not actually a thing. Is this really not a thing? I don’t know who to trust anymore.

Are the propellers on the bottom for improved straight and level flight?

Comment something that would make you seem like an airline pilot or similar jobs and I will guess what job you have and if you are telling the truth to that job

I was in a discord call with some of my kittens and they said that the best way to make sure my piper’s airspeed indicator turns on is to go down on its pitot tube.

I’m worried it will be over too quick and if I should start with some gentle foreplay before encapsulating its metal member with my mouth?

Any suggestions are welcome on how to satisfy my piper and the art of piping.

How is a pilote like a drug addict?