It should be spelled “boing”, right? Also, Boeing and their operators need to train to proficiency in order to get that required bounce. This Ryanair pilot is doing it right.

Just got a single-pilot 135 cargo gig flying a Metroliner and I’m figuring out the whole pissing-in-flight situation.

The opening on this Coke bottle is plenty big enough for me, but another more experienced pilot (with a bigger watch) said I’d pick up more chicks if I carried a Gatorade bottle instead.

Is there any truth to this? How do I casually bring up the bottle on a first date?