r/RandomThoughts • u/wi5hbone • 5h ago
r/RandomThoughts • u/Appsoul • 36m ago
It’s becoming annoying that damn near every post of someone asking a serious question is met with people commenting with weak ass jokes/puns trying to be funny.
That is all.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Substantial-Dare5462 • 13h ago
I would rather have no friends than to have fake people in my life who don't even care about me and just want to keep me around for their amusement and uses.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Salt-Barracuda1696 • 4h ago
Pro Tip: Keep breathing to stay alive.
r/RandomThoughts • u/ReindeerDownton5656 • 7h ago
There is no such thing as normie, every person on mother earth Is "weird"
This rant probably makes no sense lol
These "look how weird my partner is" or "my family is so weird and fun" reels are mainstream now. I'm talking about that quirky type of weird. Sometimes the weird is just acting like a dumbass 99% of the time and then locking in and becoming a philosopher.
Every single person I know is like this. Humans actually do everything, we aren't the 7 dwarfs where this mfer is sleepy and the other is sneezy. I feel like we get to be everyone in our lifetime but people paint one picture in their head of who you are and that's it.
I think people ascribing themselves certain types of personalities, like those MBTI things (INFP, INTJ, whatever they're called), are just limiting themselves for no reason.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Chi_CoffeeDogLover • 1h ago
Call Me a Bad Person
But I think folk asking for money for adoption shouldn't be adopting.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Appsoul • 17h ago
You never realize how good you’ve got it, until you get a random stomach ache. & have to deal with that pain.
Then you look back on life before the stomach ache. And you think to yourself “man life sure was good before this stomach ache”
r/RandomThoughts • u/ConfectionAvailable8 • 47m ago
You can do everything right and still fail. Someone else can do everything wrong and still succeed.
r/RandomThoughts • u/clarasin • 1d ago
Sexless relationships must be one of the most frustrating things in the world.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Sudden_Ad_4193 • 7h ago
Hot pockets don’t come with the crispin sleeve thing anymore now that air fryers are so common.
Or they’re just cutting cost?
r/RandomThoughts • u/StatusAcanthisitta10 • 20h ago
Dragons automatically make any story cooler, regardless of if it makes sense to have them
r/RandomThoughts • u/abeyy_d • 5h ago
Even if you’re Miss World and the most beautiful person, surrounding yourself with negative, jealous people can make you feel ugly and less confident. But even if you’re average-looking, surrounding yourself with beautiful, positive people who aren’t jealous of you can help you love yourself and fee
r/RandomThoughts • u/ihatebeinghere14 • 1h ago
I wonder why people believe someone is listening, even when their prayers go unanswered
r/RandomThoughts • u/MartianAndroidMiner • 7h ago
❝You are rich if and only if money you refuse tastes better than money you accept.❞ ― Nassim Taleb
r/RandomThoughts • u/douggieball1312 • 3h ago
Dance the Night Away by the Mavericks is quite possibly one of the most unique songs subject-wise of all time: a breakup song from a male perspective which is happy
I was just thinking about this the other day: breakup songs from a female perspective are usually celebratory (celebrating release from a toxic or unsatisfying relationship), although there is the odd exception. Breakup songs from a male perspective are nearly always slow mournful ballads that beg the song's subject to come back. Dance the Night Away is that most rare thing: a song about a man looking forward to life after a breakup. I can't think of any other song like it.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Jernverket • 1h ago
A lush head of hair is considered beautiful but a single hair is gross.
r/RandomThoughts • u/xWohnJick_ • 1h ago
Marketing is more important than the product it's advertising. I still have no idea what J.G Wentworth does, and I'm not interested enough to find out.
r/RandomThoughts • u/ice-mirrors_97 • 2h ago
Imagining my future self being able to do something makes me sad that I'm not there yet, but it also motivates me to keep working on it so I can be the future me I am dreaming of.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Guilty-Adeptness-329 • 21h ago
Future you is probably thinking about you rn
Saw a video saying this back in 2020 and thought it's bullshit. Almost 7 years later and I still think back to me when I watched that video, I guess it is true after all
r/RandomThoughts • u/-MysteriousDOG • 7h ago
Having a patient partner when you're messy-headed is a blessing
r/RandomThoughts • u/cvssettetvpe • 1d ago
Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old lol
we use to rent DVDs and VHS tapes from Blockbuster and Movie Gallery. the occasional DVD from…wait for it...NETFLIX!
r/RandomThoughts • u/Otherwise-Spring4448 • 11h ago
I only hate work because it leaves me alone with my thoughts unable to distract myself from my inner demon
r/RandomThoughts • u/ThreadOfDestiny • 21h ago
I set myself on fire to keep other's warm.
Now, I just wanna get extinguished.
r/RandomThoughts • u/doozy_kooky • 4h ago
My current read smells so nice
I just love inhaling it. 😌😌
r/RandomThoughts • u/Rare_Ad_3519 • 1d ago
Car brakes should show how hard they're hitting the brakes
Literally just make them a vertical stack of light bars that fill up more or less depending on how hard you hit the brakes. That way people can immediately tell if the person is hitting them hard enough to warrant a bigger reaction.
I know , I know Ideally people should just leave enough space to brake in time but we all know a lot of people don't. This feels like an easy way to prevent accidents