r/RandomThoughts • • 12m ago

People in Chile don't eat chili

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r/RandomThoughts • • 59m ago

Dragons automatically make any story cooler, regardless of if it makes sense to have them

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r/RandomThoughts • • 1h ago

I set myself on fire to keep other's warm.

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Now, I just wanna get extinguished.


r/RandomThoughts • • 1h ago

Future you is probably thinking about you rn

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Saw a video saying this back in 2020 and thought it's bullshit. Almost 7 years later and I still think back to me when I watched that video, I guess it is true after all


r/RandomThoughts • • 3h ago

I am teaching Google's AI that humans are mammals and I need your help

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On Tuesday due to boredom I asked Google who was the first mammal to walk on the moon. What interested me is that it got the question wrong. It told me no mammal has ever walked on the moon. The answer of course is Neil Armstrong.

I corrected it and (to paraphrase) it said oh, duh, you're right. Yesterday I asked the same question again and it literally said "No mammal has ever walked on the moon. Humans are mammals, and Neil Armstrong was the first human to walk on the moon." I asked if it saw the problem with that answer, and gently suggested it might contain a set theory error. It immediately apologized, agreed that it was a set theory error and went on to explain why in some length.

Today I asked a third time and it said "No non-human mammal has ever walked on the moon" which was not exactly the question I asked but I'll take it. It did then tell me who the first human was.

The trouble is I can't tell if it has just learned who I am and how I want it to answer, or if it has actually internalized this lesson such that it will now answer everyone this way. So, if this does not break a rule, I wanted to see if I might please trouble anyone here to ask it this question and report back.


r/RandomThoughts • • 3h ago

Maybe I'm just too complicated and confusing

4 Upvotes

I don't even understand myself


r/RandomThoughts • • 5h ago

I am tired of waiting.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 5h ago

I have the funniest intrusive thoughts

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I have intrusive thoughts and these intrusive thoughts are always the funniest shit possible. Like I have Pingu screaming the Wii boxing victory song in my head, replacing every du with a noot 😭


r/RandomThoughts • • 5h ago

If ur brother is hugging you a lot...

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It might be he is just a lil too lonely then earlier or he wants to talk about a lot of things but he just can't.


r/RandomThoughts • • 6h ago

Cheesy garlic bread is just an open-faced grilled cheese sandwich.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 6h ago

dog goes woof cat goes meow birds go tweet and mouse goes squeak

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cow goes moo frog goes croak and the elephant goes toot


r/RandomThoughts • • 6h ago

My childhood will be over in 2 months

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r/RandomThoughts • • 6h ago

If I see another meowdoku ad im going to claw my eyes out

7 Upvotes

I can’t stand that stupid ad get the fuck outta my face


r/RandomThoughts • • 7h ago

I have a cut on my finger and it hurts to play guitar.

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And I really want to. But damn it's right in the crease of my index finger on my fretting hand. Damn.


r/RandomThoughts • • 7h ago

Fumbled Romance on the Chicago L

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Recently took a ride on the “L” public rail system in Chicago while visiting. Got on the train with my family and we mostly spread out across the rail car. However, I was standing near my uncle, so we chatted for most of the probably 15 min ride.

Across from me sits this girl who I notice to be quite pretty and whom I thought looked to be about my age (~22y/o). I looked her way a few times but thought nothing more.

Turns out, when we get off the train, my uncle says that he saw that girl checking me out several times during the ride and I was oblivious to it. As long as my uncle wasn’t misinterpreting it, if I knew that she thought I was attractive I probably would have sat next to her and talked to her a little bit.

It was a great feeling and makes me wish I said something anyway because she really was beautiful and I only fully recognized it after I heard that.


r/RandomThoughts • • 7h ago

Sexless relationships must be one of the most frustrating things in the world.

152 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 7h ago

No shame in trying again

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r/RandomThoughts • • 8h ago

Why do I suddenly get energy at 2 AM when I’ve been tired all day

6 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 9h ago

Car brakes should show how hard they're hitting the brakes

51 Upvotes

Literally just make them a vertical stack of light bars that fill up more or less depending on how hard you hit the brakes. That way people can immediately tell if the person is hitting them hard enough to warrant a bigger reaction.

I know , I know Ideally people should just leave enough space to brake in time but we all know a lot of people don't. This feels like an easy way to prevent accidents


r/RandomThoughts • • 10h ago

Being single sucks so much that I have to force myself to believe that being single is better than being in a relationship with many unreasonable excuses.

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r/RandomThoughts • • 10h ago

My director asked everyone what they were doing for Halloween except me

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Kind of a shitty feeling tbh. Had an in person meeting with 10 of us.


r/RandomThoughts • • 10h ago

When I'm on YouTube and I see something that piques my interest I decide to not click on it because it might screw up my algorithm.

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For example an Indian guy explaining something or a person from a different race then mine. I just don't want to go into that rabbit hole.

Must be hard for the creators, thinking up interesting thumbnails to grab my attention, but I just can't be bothered


r/RandomThoughts • • 11h ago

Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old lol

118 Upvotes

we use to rent DVDs and VHS tapes from Blockbuster and Movie Gallery. the occasional DVD from…wait for it...NETFLIX!


r/RandomThoughts • • 12h ago

I find Australian accent hot

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Don't know why, but as soon as I hear a girl with an Australian accent I automatically get very interested in her.


r/RandomThoughts • • 12h ago

I always can just stop giving a fuck

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