Hey, you! Yes, YOU! I know you’re here on Reddit reading this and you have this feeling that we are meant to find each other. But how are you going to cut through the noise, get my attention, and convince me it’s really you? The odds are stacked against you, but I know you’ll find a way for our sake.

I may not know what you look like yet but I know you’re handsome, thoughtful, kind, funny, a lover of bad puns, low humor, and high prose. You are introspective, capable of being both profound and profane. You want me because I’m smart, sexy, sassy, spicy, a bit sweet, and a whole lot contradictory. You like that I challenge you and keep you honest, because underneath the tough exterior, you know I’m soft for you, I make you feel special, and I add joy to your already full life.

But you are not trying to solve me like a puzzle. You are not my long lost soulmate either but you ARE my dear friend, my confidante, my champion, who is curious to learn what makes me smile, what keeps me going, and what’s gonna want me to keep running back to you.

You make time for us to meet in person 2-3 times a month because you, like me, crave a physical connection. You need that to bond us in a quiet, discreet friendship that we can count on, so we find our way back to each other even when the demands of our regular lives take over in the time we are apart.

If you think this is you, then see if you clear these low bars first:
You are HWP
You have the means and the motivation for an affair
You have had an affair before
You live within an hour’s driving distance from Boston city
You are hygienic, well groomed, and DDF
You can be available in the afternoon or evening on a regular basis
You understand the logistics of an affair
You are not MAGA and you aren’t afraid of melanin. But if either of this describes you, then you should never have read this post and you should retreat to the rock from under which you crawled.

If I have found you, then I know you will send me a well-conceived note. Could you also share a book that had a deep impact on you and your worldview?

*notabot ~

To be seen, heard, and understood. Maybe even fall in love while we’re at it.

{Looking for an eventual relationship, not sexting or FWB’s. Ideally want someone dominant but caring who can guide and take initiative. Don’t care where you are in the world, but love the idea of possibly meeting in the future if we’re close. Not interested in anyone over age 45 or in South Asian men, wadr. Married, curvy/size 12 if that matters to you, and *notabot so don’t be one either. And in the least shallow way possible, I’m a fairly attractive woman, and prefer someone who is objectively the same (i.e., please be honest with yourself).}

Hey YOU!!

Writing one of these always feels a little strange. How do you condense chemistry, humor, and a very specific kind of longing into a few paragraphs? But here goes 🙈

I’m 37, 6'1 (185cm), married, and a proud dad. My kids are my priority, and I expect yours to be yours. I’m not here to unravel anyone’s world or create drama. I'm looking for a safe, thrilling, and completely discreet escape from the routine.

I’m a grounded guy with a sharp sense of humor (sarcasm and dark jokes are a bonus), a big fan of good rock music, sci-fi, and warm late night conversations. I love cooking, good storytelling, and effortless banter.

Here’s the honest truth: I miss the spark. I miss the subtle, building tension with someone who actually gets it. I miss having that one secret person who turns an ordinary Tuesday into something intoxicating someone to flirt with, laugh with, and tease until the air feels a little lighter (and a lot hotter).

I’m looking for real chemistry. The kind where we start with genuine banter and end up lost in the late hours, completely absorbed in each other.

I want to give you that rare feeling of being desired, paid attention to, and thoroughly appreciated mentally and intimately.

If you’re craving a safe space with a guy who is warm, confident, deeply attentive, and knows how to build real anticipation... step into my DMs.

Tell me: What’s something you’ve been secretly craving lately? *notabot

One of my hobbies is coming to this sub and seeing every single M4F post downvoted or have no upvotes, including the ones with clever titles, and then seeing posts that say '28 [F4M] | Dunno' be literally drowning in upvotes. But yet, we still try!’

Sooooooo.... l'm a 37 year old married guy looking for a friend, lover, etc. for good conversation, deep thoughts, lots of laughs, and everything in between. And eventually meeting in person. I do not have children (unless little fur-covered creatures counts. I am gainfully employed (They even pay me with currency!). I'm not looking to change my situation and hopefully neither are you but want that extra something.

I'm available to chat pretty much anytime as work or evenings allow. I would like to move off of this platform and exchange pics at some point but no rush. I think it's important to establish some kind of conversational foundation before leaping off to something else.

I think everybody here knows when a true connection ha been made versus "well, nobody else responded to my post so, 'what else do you like to do besides rob liquor stores.'"

Looks-wise, l'd say I'm conventionally attractive if you like tall, fair skinned guys with dirty blonde and blue, mischievous eyes. In the past I have gotten a lot of comments on my hands also. Guys spend so much time sending dick pics on this site when they would so much better sending a hand pic. I think I figured out women! (no wait, it can't be that simple)

I can be a sarcastic, chill, free spirit who tends to look on the silly side of things more than I should. But, life is too crazy to actually take it seriously all of the time.

So if you have made it this far into my rambling post, why not go just a bit further and hit that message button.

Come on... I'll show you my hands!
*notabot

Hey all!

My wife isnt home rn and im free for a good while. Would love to meet someone on here and chat, see where it leads, maybe have fun in the meantime if the vibes are good;)

I'm your typical nerdy guy with an interest in gaming, working out, and lots of outdoor activities, like hiking or camping. If any of that resonates with you, msg me and let's get to know each other.

*notabot

Happy Hump day! I am 43 m from WA looking for like minded individuals or couples to have longterm chats about their fantasies. I love role plays. I love the idea of also building a longterm online friendships or even an online longterm fwb. Let's have meaningful fun conversations about any and all topics. 420 friendly but if that's not your thing all good. I'm an open book and easy going. Looking forward to chatting! But realize we all have lives outside reddit and if we get busy I will get back to you. If you are wanting to chat please give AGE, SEX, LOCATION AND RELATIONSHIP STATUS. don't just say HEY OR GIVE LOW LEVEL RESPONSES! YOU WILL BE IGNORED!

Still *notabot

Laid back, sane, normal guy in his 40s here. I have a good career, a steady life, a sense of humor that usually lands, and enough self awareness to know exactly what I am missing. On paper, things are good. Comfortable. Predictable. But behind closed doors, the spark has faded. The teasing, the anticipation, the feeling of being genuinely wanted, all of it has slowly slipped into the background.

I am looking for a woman in her 20s or 30s who understands that life can look put together from the outside while still leaving you craving something more. Someone smart, confident, curious, and discreet. Someone who has her life reasonably together but still wants a little excitement, a little chemistry, and that addictive feeling of looking forward to the next message, the next laugh, the next time.

There is something especially fun about an age gap when the connection is right. The contrast, the curiosity, the playful tension, the different perspectives. It can make things feel fresh in a way that is hard to describe until you find it. I am not looking for drama or chaos. I am looking for a genuine connection with someone who knows how to enjoy the secret thrill of something that feels easy, natural, and just a little bit dangerous in the best way.

Ideally, you have some experience with this kind of arrangement, or at least the right kind of curiosity. You are open minded, easy to talk to, and appreciate a man who can be sweet, respectful, attentive, and still know how to keep things interesting. I am warm, funny, grounded, and much more fun to get to know than any post can fully capture.

If you miss feeling desired, if you like a little flirtation with your conversation, and if the idea of an age gap connection makes you smile more than you expected, we may be on the same page.

DMs are open. Do not be shy. Sometimes the best kind of trouble starts with one simple message.

\*notabot

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time). If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

\*notabot

Figured I’d start with the obvious: I’m bald, bearded, and definitely rocking the grown-up dad vibe. I know that’s not everyone’s thing, and that’s totally fine. But if mature, clean-cut, confident, and a little nerdy sounds appealing, we might be off to a good start.

A little more about me: I’m married, educated, successful, and pretty comfortable with who I am, but I promise I don’t take myself too seriously. I love good conversation, playful banter, and someone who can keep up with a slightly ridiculous sense of humor. I’m just as happy chatting about everyday life as I am flirting and seeing where the chemistry goes.

I’ve had a long-term OA before, so I understand how to keep something fun, relaxed, respectful, and meaningful without making it complicated. I’m in EST, but I’m flexible with other U.S. time zones, and I’m usually around throughout the day to chat. And if things ever really click, meeting in person someday would definitely be on the table.

I’ll save the hobbies, music, and random fun facts for an actual conversation. A little mystery never hurt, right?

I’m hoping to meet a woman in her late 20s to mid 40s who is sweet, smart, positive, playful, and genuinely enjoys a good back-and-forth. Physically, I tend to have a soft spot for shorter women who are curvy or athletic, but real chemistry matters way more than a checklist. Confidence, experience, and knowing what you want are always a plus.

If this sounds like your kind of vibe, send me a quick intro. Bonus points for something more creative than just “hey.”

\*notabot

Q: Why should I consider an older model?
A: Proven reliability, steel and chrome: no flimsy plastic parts. Guaranteed no AI. They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

Q: What makes you so special?
A: Debatably charming, not a creep, and despises ghosting. On Reddit, isn’t that special?

Q: Are you even the least bit good looking and fit?
A: This is a pointless question. Are you going to believe what any man says about his own looks? But turns out I’m gorgeous. Pictures available, guaranteed to be from the current decade.

Q: Are you good in bed?
A: See the last answer, but even more so. Look, there’s a free trial offer. What more do you need? I am… unselfish.

Q: Do you accept credit cards?
A: Yes, American Express Gold and Platinum only. The 3% fee could be negotiated.

Q: What have previous customers said about you?
A: “Solid value, works as advertised, has all his teeth.” “Better looking than my sister’s husband” “Took off a star because mine came in a damaged box” “OMG, that tongue.” “I changed my name and came back for a free drive 11 times. He never noticed.”

Q: Do you send dick pics?
A: No, but thanks for asking!

Q: Are you married? kids? Done this before?
A: Yes, yes, yes. (You should too)

Q: What traits are you looking for in a partner?
A: Honesty, sense of humor, and energy that matches mine. Inexplicable, magical magnetism never hurts.

Q: What else should I know?
A: I’m a kind, open minded man, relatively normal, I’m very honest and you’ll like me.

Please note: free beverage for the 1st customer.

*notabot

I’m 40, a personal trainer, married, and 6ft4, which mostly means I spend half my life ducking through doorways and still hitting my head. My wife is a decent person and I’m not here to run her down. I just want something that’s actually mine for a bit. Easy conversation. A bit of heat. Someone who notices when I show up.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*notabot

Looking for a woman in a similar spot. Attached, discreet, not trying to blow anything up. If you still take care of yourself and feel a bit unseen at home, that’s the person I want to talk to.

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26, 6ft3, London, tech. Spends too much time lifting heavy things and staring at screens.

Life moves fast, but the day to day routine gets flat quickly. Work, gym, code, repeat. I am missing that specific spark of someone actually lighting up when it is me. I want a woman who still enjoys being pursued and wanted. Someone who values direct attention, genuine heat, and solid, unfiltered conversation.

Whether you are in your 20s, 30s, or 40s, age is not the factor for me. I am mostly drawn to confidence, humor, and someone who knows who she is. Bring the unedited version of yourself: your quirks, your sarcasm, and how you talk when you drop the polite filter.

Discreet, grounded, and low drama. London or UK works best.

To skip the awkward small talk, message me with your most unhinged pet peeve or a truth about yourself you usually hold back. Tell me something real and I will do the same.

Good morning gents. I'm a friendly, laid back married guy out here in the abyss of Reddit seeking a connected, friendly gent that is looking to embark on a daily connection.

Who is this guy? I'm married to a man. I'm 45, blonde hair, blue eyes, 6'2", 170. I'm trim and fit. Based in the Southern US/EST. I'm the definition of the next door type with a bit of a golden retriever twist. I'm a Southern boy at heart.

I'm passionate about reading, skateboarding, vinyl records and lazy Sundays. I work out five days a week, but that's not my entire personality. I'm social. I'm a mega fan of cooking meals and whipping up cocktails.

I'm a sucker for a beach day with my circle or a late Saturday afternoon at a posh bar sipping on an IPA. I'm friendly—I tend to be a people magnet. I'm confident—but I am empathetic and approachable. Oh yea, I'm 420 friendly.

What's the ideal dynamic? First up—I'll fizzle without a face pic. I desire an exchange of stories. Day to day banter. I want to hear about you.... And open up along the way. A natural, unforced—killer connection. Effort is a huge plus and authenticity matters. I want to know your
story. Dad bod = swoon.

Gay, bi, questioning... All good with me. Just be approachable and conversational. I’m not entertaining low effort DMs.

I am open to NSFW conversations and have NSFW pics on my page. I am a top. I can be a slow roll in that department. Let's vibe first and see if we click and leave that on the table for later. Cheers 🍻!

*notabot

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Hl , I'm looking for a chat naughty partner and a new friend, I'm looking for something long term , I love to chat, picture share and tell each other about our day , but also I want someone who I can make a good connection with and have a lot of fun

My normal interests are cooking, movies, hiking, sports, and other naughty kinky

I'm married with children, but me and my wife are more just friends now than lovers , so I like the thought of having a little secret affair, even if it is online, I work from home so hopefully will be able to message frequently.

Me - I'm 5ft 11 inches blondish hair blue eyes medium to large build.

*notabot

if any of the above floats your boat, let's chat! , we can talk about anything. If you fancy it, drop me a message, and if we click, who knows what could happen. I'm happy to swap selfies if we hit it off.

I am looking for one long term connection built on actual chemistry, communication and effort and not just NSFW chats or anything like that! This isn’t my first rodeo I’ve been away a while, but now back and ready to hopefully find someone! Goes without saying but not looking to change mine or your situation.

Me:
- 33, UK, Dad
- Professional, full time but not someone who’s only talking 9-5, around in evenings.
- As mentioned good availability
- Good OPSEC
- Good communicator, make effort and not just texting but open to calls and other things
- Good shape, go to the gym but definitely can tell I enjoy food also
- Above average height, full hair and beard, decent shape - take care of my image.
-Good sense of humour, not easily offended
*notabot

You:
- Married or LTR
- 30+
- Good OPSEC
- Good availability
- Someone who can communicate well, doesn’t ghost and makes effort
- Timezone I’m open to, just needs to work so bare that in mind
- Not wanting to stay on Reddit after some time

I’m hoping there’s some good connections out there, please don’t just say hi either tell me a bit about you

I would like to chat with people that are over the age of 30. Like needs excitement. Life needs adventure. Miss real conversations about anything and everything.

Just lonely not chatting with someone. *Notabot

Look. I know this is an extreme long shot but I am searching for a friend who can listen and chat about everyday life happenings. I need a female perspective on how I need to be treating my wife I suppose? If you have guidance or opinions please come message me. I am professional, athletic and quite nerdy. If you feel the desire to chat with me please dont hesitate. Not here to offend anyone. Here for a connection and some sort of guidance .. thank you and have a blessed day!

*notabot

Any early birds up and interested in chatting with a married 61 year old guy from NY ?
*notabot

You can’t help yourself. You can’t ignore your true nature.

To everyone else, you’re an upstanding member of the community. A hard worker, a good mother, a devoted partner maybe. But... you’re still here every day. Combing through this sub for what you crave.

I know you love your husband more than everything else in your life...but then again something is missing doesn't it?

I know you are craving it, you know it too. I don't judge you, you are a woman with needs. Maybe you just need to vent, talk it out? Maybe you need more? What you really want in your life is guidance on how to deal with it. A real man to show you your real place, to bring that slut you so carefully hide out of the closet.

I know what you are wet just by reading these words but enough of saying, time for doing. Send me a message and tell me all about these desires we both know you have. It’ll feel liberating, so free like never before. Let me help you discovering your potential.

You are one message away from finding your true self. Will you miss out?

Let’s talk more about things you keep to yourself, let me help you open up about your troubles. I can be that dirty friend you open up to.

\*Notabot

I love my wife, and I’m genuinely happy to see her pursuing her career and dedicating herself to something she cares so deeply about. I’ll always support her in that.

But somewhere along the way, our emotional and physical connection has faded. I’ve found myself feeling lonely in a marriage that otherwise has a lot of good in it. It’s not about resentment or blaming he. I understand that life gets busy, priorities change, and sometimes two people can love each other while still feeling a little disconnected.
*notabot

What I miss most is the intimacy. The flirting. The little touches. Feeling wanted and desired. Having someone to share that playful, affectionate energy with. I miss the excitement of making someone smile with a message, the anticipation of seeing their name pop up, and that feeling of being emotionally and physically connected to another person.

If that resonates with you, I’d be happy to talk and see where a conversation takes us.

I’m a 54 year old white male in Vancouver BC, married, looking for FWB or AP. I don’t need your judgement, so if that’s you, kindly move on.

I’m in a lack of intimacy marriage. More like really good roommates. Attraction is attraction, and would love to have a solid affair.

I’m in the Vancouver area and would love to get to know you. Please send me a message. I’m 5’10” 185lbs. Brown hair and brown eyes.

I believe in building trust before intimacy, as well as discretion. 😉

*notabot

I've been married for over ~ 15 years. I've got the kid, the career, the house, even the fish. You know... the standard package. I'm not looking to change any of that. What I do miss, though, is having a little excitement outside the everyday routine.

Life becomes work, responsibilities, errands, sleep, then repeat. Dont get me wrong this is all needed to make life keep life-ing and all. But It would be nice to find someone new to connect with. Someone outside my normal world who enjoys good conversation, sharing stories, joking around, and seeing where that connection naturally goes.

My wife is an incredibly strong and independent woman, and I genuinely admire and respect that about her. It has made her successful in everything she does and I commend that and support her. At the same time, it can leave me feeling a little alone. I hear a lot of how horrible men in general are, and how this and that. I am not disagreeing at all. I fully support and back women up. but honestly, when you hear it all the time, and being a man myself, it can be draining.

I'll also admit it, I'm a bit needy and clingy when it comes to the people I care about. I miss that feeling of someone being genuinely excited to hear from you, looking forward to your messages, and wondering what you'll say next. That feeling of being wanted too thats missed. That anticipation is something I haven't felt in a long time.

As for me, I'm a nerd at heart, though I'd like to think I'm the "cool" variety. I've been riding motorcycles since I was 18, even raced in college, and I still have a huge love for bikes, fast cars, things of that nature. I stay active by cycling and swimming several times a week. Being in my 40s means I have to work a little harder than I did a decade ago, but I do my best to keep the dad bod under control.

So what am I looking for?

Honestly, someone who's fun to talk to. Someone who enjoys getting to know another person without forcing expectations or trying to define where things have to go.

If we become great online friends, that's a win. If there's chemistry and it grows into something more, that's great too. If we simply have a few enjoyable conversations before life pulls us in different directions, that's perfectly okay as well. I'm not putting pressure on any outcome.

I'm pretty laid back and tend to let things develop naturally. I figured I'd throw this out there and see who it reaches.

If any of this sounds of interest to you, send me a message. I'd love to see where a conversation might lead. *notabot

Just another night. Uneventful day and an uneventful afternoon. That's not a complaint, honestly. It's nice to do nothing sometimes. It just gets kind of mundane when it's day after day, and there's just not anything too exciting to look forward to.

Honestly I'm not really even sure what I'm looking for. A good vibe, a little flirting, a fun back and forth. Those all seem right for the moment. But really, I think entertainment sums it up well.

So let's entertain each other. For the moment, at least, and we can see where it goes from there. I'm not against making a new friend.

I'm 5'10" with shaggy, brown hair and blue eyes. A slender not-quite-dad-bod. I'm in shape but not an Adonis or anything if you know what I mean.

I enjoy video games, reading, puzzles, movies/tv (generally a nerd, and a big sucker for anything sci-fi), and playing guitar. I'm trying to be a more social person. I'm an absolutely terrible flirt but I try (really hard, it's quite annoying probably).

I am married, but we are separated and moving towards making that permanent. Not sure if that makes me welcome here or not, if not I apologize.

Looking for someone who likes to be silly and doesn't take anything to seriously. Let's see if we get along.

Also, I know it's shallow but physical attraction does matter. I don't need to see you, but I do prefer slim/petite women.

So send me a message. Say hey or tell me a joke. Or you can tell me that your thighs are drool-worthy. All totally acceptable.

Hope to hear from you soon. Also, very much \\\*notabot

I’ll be honest… I’m married, but lately I’ve been feeling pretty damn lonely. You can be beside someone every day and still miss feeling wanted, noticed, and genuinely connected to someone.

I’m not looking to blow up my life or pretend I’m looking for some perfect fairytale. I think I’m just missing that feeling of having someone actually interested in me… wanting to hear from me, teasing me a little, making me smile when I see a message pop up on my phone.

I’d love to meet a woman who enjoys good conversation, a little flirting, some attention, and that feeling of having a secret little connection that belongs to the two of us.

I miss the butterflies. The late-night conversations. The stupid jokes that somehow become inside jokes. The “are you still awake?” messages. Maybe even a little trouble if the chemistry is right.

I’m respectful, discreet, and not interested in bringing drama into anyone’s life. Boundaries and honesty matter to me. I’m not expecting anything from you other than being yourself and seeing if we click.

Maybe you’re lonely too. Maybe you just want someone to flirt with and make you feel a little wanted again.

Either way… say hi.

Tell me something about yourself that you normally wouldn’t put in a reddit post.

*notabot

I'm here mainly because replying to posts hasn't resulted in a local connection. Don't let my age scare you. I'm youthful, fit, working. Looking for someone younger than me, 35+ preferred. Educated, interested in the things that matter in my, and yes, your life. Please check out my posts. Let's talk about us, the world, anything, and try for an intellectual and emotional bond. *Notabot. Sad to have to state that. These times are not getting easier. SE Michigan and NW Ohio, and sincere replies only please.