I am currently 4-1 in my fantasy league which is pretty amazing for someone who just enjoys watching sports but doesn’t know any stats of players at all.

I’m in a relationship and not looking to change that or meet up. I’m just looking to chat. No expectations and low pressure please. I’ve been around off and on for years and the best connections come with just shooting the shit and no pressure for anything more.

I’ve probably talked to quite a few of you and possibly even ghosted some of you. Most of the time conversations just fizzled out and it is what it is.

I really miss having someone to laugh with daily or vent to or tell/hear stories of all the fun online shenanigans that have been had and just getting to know a complete stranger online.

I’m short with dark hair and eyes. I’m thick/curvy, small bbw etc. Not a cardio queen or muscle mommy but I am active and working on a healthier life for myself and child.

Please be within 10 years of my age and a parent.

*notabot and I’m in the west side of the United States.

Every work event I go to…every backyard BBQ…every wedding reception …I look around at the other dudes and I ask myself; “Who else here fantasizes the way I do?”

Who else here would have been making moves on another man’s wife just a few years ago…but now they’re trying to figure out a way to get with that hot waiter.

With every passing year, I’m convinced the number climbs.

I get it - you’re straight. I’m straight. He’s straight. They’re straight. We’re all “straight”…Until we’re not

Maybe it started on that one “guys weekend” … maybe the military. Hell, maybe it started just last month when you secretly watched an episode of “Heated Rivalry”.

All we know is nowadays our porn categories are one big mess, and we’re sneaking more and more glances at other bros in the gym.

48 and married for the mods.

Let’s talk - no labels, no expectations.

For a day… maybe for longer?

*notabot

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Well, this is awkward… here I am again! 😂

If we’ve chatted before, hi again! If we haven’t, nice to meet you. I forgot my old password, so apparently, I’m back to making first impressions. 🤦‍♀️

A little about me… I’m *notabot, an Aussie woman who’s a bit chaotic, loves a good chat, and probably thinks about food more than is strictly necessary. I have curves probably more than you bargained for, I enjoy a laugh, and I don’t take myself too seriously. Hopefully, you don’t either.

I’d ideally love to meet an Aussie bloke who enjoys a bit of banter, can hold a conversation, and doesn’t mind a woman who occasionally goes off on a tangent. Bonus points if you can make me laugh, but please don’t make me do all the work. 😉

I’ll be honest, I hate this whole introduction process. Trying to sum yourself up in a post feels a bit like a job interview, and I’m not sure either of us needs that kind of pressure. I’d much rather let a conversation happen naturally and see if we click.

I apparently had a brilliant post last time, but naturally, I can’t remember what I wrote. So you'll just have to make do with this version. 😂

Maybe we’ll end up chatting every day, sharing a few laughs and looking forward to each other’s messages. Maybe we’ll have a nice chat and go our separate ways. Either is fine; you never know until you say hello.

So, if you’ve made it this far, come say hi! Tell me a little about yourself, or just start with something random. You don’t need a perfect opening line. Let’s just have a chat and see where it goes. 😊

At the core, if I’m being completely honest with myself, I think what I'm looking for is someone who is willing serve as an outlet for my flirtatious nature.

To clarify, when I say "flirt", I don't mean to imply or suggest that crude, raunchy exchanges are welcomed as a default. I mean “flirt” in an energetic, conversational way. In fact, intelligent conversation is a huge stimulation for me, and I'm particularly fond of people who can carry conversations on a variety of unique topics.

While intelligence and education usually overlap quite a bit, I don't necessarily consider them synonymous. That said, however, I do have a masters degree and am constantly reading all kinds of stuff from academic research papers to fiction to op-eds. For whatever reason, even though I like to say I’m down-to-earth and try not to have presumption when it comes to the average person, I‘m told that I intimidate many people until they’ve gotten to know me.

I will say that I am only looking for chatting and banter—with very little chance we will ever meet in person, exchange phone numbers, etc. While playing with fire can be fun, getting carried away and pushing the limits too much will inevitably get someone(s) hurt, even if unintentional. I love my husband, and I will always love my husband, and I want any conversation from this post to be a positive thing in my life and something I enjoy and feel good about (thus no spouse-bashing, constant comments about how awful your life supposedly is, pressuring each other to do stuff we're not comfortable with, etc.).

A little more about me....*notabot...I work a lot and in the corporate realm; live in a large house in Nashville; have been married for 13 years and counting; and am already an empty-nester for a couple years now. If it matters, I have dark blonde hair with blue eyes. I travel a lot compared to most people; prefer to have a conservative look but am actually relatively liberal; and generally can get a sense pretty quickly about whether a person is authentic and will be someone with whom I can connect.

Since books are judged by the cover I am Tall (6’1"), fit (ish), Londoner with a full head of my own dark hair. I am a white-collar career driven professional by necessity, highly educated and mildly bored.

I am married and a father too therefore not looking to disrupt either of our situations. Having said that marriage has drifted into dead-bedroom territory. Somewhere along the way, its turned into logistics and routines. It’s fine on the surface… physically fine but emotionally starving.

I yearn intimacy, shared laughter, and a mutual obsession where we look forward to every daily text. Honestly, I miss that heavy chest connection you get when a conversation hits a flawless, effortless rhythm and makes the whole day feel lighter.

What I am looking for *notabot
I don’t really have a “type”, if we get along and click, that’s most of the battle. However, If you eat jam with butter then please destroy your phone and never communicate with anyone ever again.

I am not interested in nudes (since there is abundance of that on Reddit anyway). But here for an ongoing, exclusive arrangement that burns and builds at the right pace. I don't mind cake-eaters, but I'd enjoy being your only dessert more

No pressure. No scripts. Just something that actually feels real again and two adults choosing to enjoy something that feels good in a world that often doesn’t.

I’m a married mom who is looking for a new connection. I enjoy funny and kind men, who know how to hold a conversation without being bland. I’m in dire need of a recharge, hopefully meeting someone new will shock me back to life.

I’m a busy lady, so don’t expect me to be available all day. However, if we click I will make all the time in the world for you. 😌 I’m funny, cute, 5’3, chubby, brown eyes, brown hair, etc… I have hobbies and such but I’m finding it hard to concentrate on those right now.

I want to talk to someone around my age, no older than 35 please. I feel like I connect with people my age better. I’m in cst, so something comparable would be preferred. If you would like to know more feel free to send me a message with a little about yourself. Little to no effort messages will not receive a reply. 🤷🏻‍♀️

*notabot

43, married, bearded, tattooed and currently drinking what is probably my fourth coffee.

I’m not even sure why I’m writing another one of these, but here we are. 😂

Between work, hockey, kids’ soccer and everything else, life gets pretty busy. Most nights I’m ready for bed by 9:30 like some kind of retired old man.

But give me someone funny to talk to and suddenly I’m staying up way later than I should.

I like sarcasm, talking shit, teasing each other a little and the occasional flirting. Nothing too serious, just two people enjoying a conversation without making things complicated.

I can have a normal adult conversation, I promise. Although there’s a pretty good chance I’ll say something stupid at some point.

Anyway, since the last time I asked these questions they actually got some interesting answers, I’m bringing them back.

🍍 Pineapple on pizza? Yes or no?

☕ Coffee black, sweetened or one of those drinks that has more whipped cream than coffee?

And here’s a new one…

What’s something completely ridiculous that you judge people for?

I’ll go first. People who leave one second on the microwave and just walk away. What kind of monster does that? 😂

If you feel like chatting, say hi. Tell me something funny, complain about your day, or just come argue with me about pizza.

I’m pretty easy to get along with.

Most days.

*notabot

Hey there, married, 37M on the West Coast. Successful, social, confident, and attractive even outside the questionable standards of Reddit.

I’m Type A in what I like to think is an endearing way: ambitious, active, chronically overcommitted, and always looking for the next great dinner, trip, or excuse to stay out a little later than planned. I give an excellent wedding toast, have strong opinions about restaurants, and oysters + martinis is dangerously close to my love language. I have a generally great life but find myself needing connection that’s based on attraction and not just shared responsibilities.

I’m drawn to women who are smart, ambitious, and conventionally attractive. Someone who takes her career seriously, can hold her own in a room, and also knows when to stop behaving herself. Bonus points if you live somewhere in the tech, finance, or consulting universe and occasionally wonder whether being responsible all the time is overrated.

Sound like you? Say hi and \\\*notabot

Good morning and happy Sunday! I'm looking to find and form a connection, but I'm more focused on finding the right one than just any one. I want you to tell me about an upcoming trip or event that has you excited, or hear about the best meal you recently had. The goal is sustainability over sporadicness.

A little more about me:

• Married 37 years old dad

• White, dark hair (all of it), brown eyes, and 6'1 and 190 pounds

• Located in the northeast

• Love to travel

• Active - working out, getting out on my bike, or going for a run

• Available outside of the Monday-Friday 9-5

My ideal match would match the below, but I also have an open mind:

• Between the ages of 27-45

• Health conscious and enjoys being active

• Has availability outside of the typical work week (completely understanding that this comes second to real life and everything else we have going on though)

My expectation is that we exchange pictures early on to see if there's a mutual attraction. Looks are subjective, so it's nice to make sure we're both on the same page before things go too far.

While getting to know each other I'm open to voice messages, video chatting, etc. with the goal of not fizzling out after a few days.

Hopefully this doesn't get lost in the sea of M4F posts, so reach out if any of the above interests you. Looking forward to hearing from you!

*notabot

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26, 6ft3, London, tech. Spends too much time lifting heavy things and staring at screens.

Life moves fast, but the day to day routine gets flat quickly. Work, gym, code, repeat. I am missing that specific spark of someone actually lighting up when it is me. I want a woman who still enjoys being pursued and wanted. Someone who values direct attention, genuine heat, and solid, unfiltered conversation.

Whether you are in your 20s, 30s, or 40s, age is not the factor for me. I am mostly drawn to confidence, humor, and someone who knows who she is. Bring the unedited version of yourself: your quirks, your sarcasm, and how you talk when you drop the polite filter.

Discreet, grounded, and low drama. London or UK works best.

To skip the awkward small talk, message me with your most unhinged pet peeve or a truth about yourself you usually hold back. Tell me something real and I will do the same.

Hi there! I really do mean what I said in the title - I want to chat with someone who can have conversations about hockey (specifically nhl) because I think it’s a fun common interest. But of course we don’t need to be limited to that topic. Bonus points if you’re a night owl because I’m a Ducks fan and their games generally start at 10pm EST.

About me - 36F and live in NE Ohio. As mentioned, my team is the Anaheim Ducks (despite never living in California or seeing the movies, it was a random pick for me by my dad when they became a team). I spend most of my free time reading, definitely a lot more fiction than non-fiction & open to any genre. I also just like to be outside, usually going on walks but also hiking when I can. I work a pretty typical office job. And *notabot

I don’t really care about your reasons for being here. You’re an adult who can make your own choices and I’m not going to question them or if you’ve done this before, or answer anything marriage related about myself.

If you want to chat, please tell me your age, whereabouts you’re from (within a couple times zones of EST, please!), and at least a little bit about yourself aside from just those 2 basic things Who is your hockey team? Obviously that’s important.

It’s Sunday. I had to double check that. I’m working a conference and I’ve been here a few days so it’s all a blur. Too much work and not enough fun makes one wistful…and lonely.

So in the spirit of work (lol did I really say that here?) I’m searching for a new CSO of my organization. Chief Shenanigans Officer, of course.

I’m not going to put any constraints on my search. I’d like to keep an open mind. Just be married, female, *notabot, and actually really want the experience. Let’s get coffee before the next session and chat. 🤓

Happy weekend! 🥴

Hi, I am a married Asian dad from Australia. In general things seem to fine but we are always busy with other stuffs like work, looking after kids etc and I don’t seem to have time to spend with my wife anymore because she’s either tired from work, talking on the phones with her side of family or friends. I miss having someone to chat with and share my days and get to know theirs. So here I am hoping to find someone to build a connection with, and I am open to move forward to the fwb part if we are comfortable with it. I’ve been in a dead bedroom situation because of the kids and other stuff so I would like to flirt a bit. But I think I’m after more of the emotional connection where I can have someone to chat and spend time with.

A little bit about me:
We have two young kids
Like playing games, would love to hear any games recommendations
Have two dogs
Like listening to music

I think that’s about it for now. If you are interested, feel free to send me a message :)
*notabot

Do you get a little lonely, maybe bored and itching for a little excitement? Me too! Let's change that situation together.

About me. I'm 52 in the Midwest, married, no kids in school, but a couple still live at home. Average height and build, typical dad bod status. I do shave my head and have a beard, so not average hair. I like to play golf and watch sports, exercise walking or riding a bike. Am not too busy really, so generally have lots of time to chat.

It's nice to have someone to share and talk with on a regular basis, that isn't within your friend circle. Sometimes easier to share and be open with strangers and hopefully become more than that. It's fun getting that notification in the morning or at work through the day. Maybe sharing a laugh or an inside secret. Talking about intimate things that one would feel uncomfortable talking about with friends.

For you I prefer married. I like all types of women, truly. I'm most interested in the mind and emotions. I feel I can handle a wide range of topics and carry a good conversation. I hope you can too. I like people who like to get attached and enjoy getting attention. I want to be that person you want to text first thing in the morning and want you to have the same impact on me.

I'm in the central time zone and prefer central or eastern, even Europe. Anything 'later' than me. I'm not opposed to other times, but I am not up very late (and usually up early), so that might be a hurdle for some.

Send me a message and let's see if we click and get a good conversation going!

*Notabot

I’m married, have been for a while.

I'm also *notabot

I’m seeking…

Married or otherwise attached female, with certifiably female parts. I’m not picky about body types. Just be confident because confidence is sexy.

You have time to invest in this. Please actually have the time. I get it, life happens and it happens quickly.

You’re upfront with what you’re looking for. Who knows, it might pique my interest.

Your introduction is more than two or three words.

You’re not selling…  You are aware that there is a ton of free stuff out there, right?

If you have kids, we will have a further understanding.  Not a deal breaker, just understand that I have them.  

Age is a number. If you feel we have something in common, please shoot your shot.

Big eyes, big smiles, those get noticed first.  

Be funny, be sarcastic, have a tough skin and please don’t be easily offended. Keep me on my toes because of this does work out, you’re going to be laughing.  

I’m not perfect, but know the differences in there, their, and they’re.  

You’re not looking to change things. I think this goes without saying. The idea here is to give each other something that we are missing.  

Hopefully we are lucky enough to be local, luck has to change at some point, right?  

You’re able to converse normally, then have a steamy hot bedroom session, and return to regular talk.  

When those sexually charged moments happen, you’re not afraid to share a picture here or there.  

Your availability is similar to mine. Available through the day. More than available at night.  

Sexually, you’re submissive and believe that a dominant that earns your consent, and trust is truly sexy. As well as his confidence.  

I’m 45, I’m in the EST, and it’s something that can work for you.  

Like me, you’re searching for someone who you want to sneak away just to say hi to.

If this isn’t something you feel, just say so, I know I will.     

Let me know if I’ve missed anything.

You spend all day making decisions, keeping your composure, and managing everyone else’s expectations. You’re sharp, capable, and completely in control of your world.

So tell me - how tired are you of always being the one in charge?

I’m looking for the woman who has a very different pulse running underneath her polished exterior. The one who reads something a little darker, a little more intense, and feels an immediate pull in her stomach; followed by the quiet frustration of knowing she has nowhere in her real life to put that energy.

I’m married, tall, and conventionally attractive. In my daily life, I’m grounded, decisive, and devoted to my family. I have zero interest in blowing up my world or yours. What I *am* looking for is a private, locked-door dynamic where we strip away the polite fiction completely.

I want the sharp, intellectual sparring during the day, the kind where I can read between your lines and call you out on what you’re actually thinking. And late at night, I want the unfiltered truth. I want a woman who craves a steady, commanding presence; someone who wants to hand over the reins, be pushed past her usual hesitations, and explore the kinkier, more consuming edges of her desires without having to hold back or explain herself.

You don't need to be handled like glass. You need someone observant enough to figure out what makes you tick, and confident enough to take it from there.
If you’re reading this and feeling exposed in the best possible way, don't overthink it. Send me a message.

Tell me the dynamic you find yourself fantasizing about when no one is looking - or just tell me why you hesitated before clicking send. I’ll take the lead from there.

*notabot

M4F

I am a guy looking for a woman. Apparently that is not as obvious as I thought.

Anyway.

I am looking for someone I can slowly become a little too comfortable with.

The person I send the completely unnecessary picture to.

The random thought during work.

The "look at this" message.

The voice note because the story is better that way.

The call that starts with "I only have a minute" and somehow turns into an hour.

I like talking throughout the day, but I am not looking for someone who lives on their phone. We both have lives. I just like when two people have enough time to let something actually develop instead of constantly trying to squeeze it into whatever free time is left.

I am definitely a slow burn person. I like when things go from polite to comfortable to mildly ridiculous without either person really noticing it happened.

If I like talking to you, you will know. I reply. I remember things. I will ask how that meeting went three days later because you mentioned it once. I will probably send you something dumb because I thought you would appreciate it.

Basically, I am looking for best friend energy with a little something extra.

If that sounds like your kind of thing, come say hi.

And for the application question: what is something completely random you would absolutely send me a picture of?

Also, yes, I am married *notabot

Hey! 39 m uk here. I guess I’m in a very similar situation to most on here. It’s hard work isn’t it?

I’m in a room mate/co-parent situation with no love and a dead bedroom, and to be honest it sucks. The spark and fun has long since vanished and it has left me seeking it elsewhere.

Physically I’m 6’4”, athletic build, light brown hair and blue eyes.

I’m a bit of a nerd deep down but I’m also into sports and fitness. Love music and a good action movie too.

In terms of what I’m looking for, I don’t really have a “type”, if we get along and click, that’s most of the battle.

If any of that sounds appealing feel free to drop me a message!

*notabot

Hello!! I am a 34-vear-old married man from Europe, who has been posting here for a while and my curiosity has been piqued again.

I'm looking for something long-term and for the other person to be committed; I don't want to waste time or make someone else waste theirs. I'm lookina for something real and fun; it doesn't have to be straight to sex.

I'm looking for some flirting and genuine interest in the other person. Is that too much to ask?

I like the mountains, mechanics, overlanding, hiking, reading, and cooking. We don't necesarily have to share hobbies, but I think it would help a lot.

If vou'd like to get to know me and see where this leads, l'a be happy to talk to you.

*notabot

Looking for that unique woman that is after something long term...clearly an AP situation outside a committed relationship. I would say at this stage in life and how things are that a refresher of sorts is in order. A woman that can energize the responses back and forth daily, work up to something of a normal real connection which is why I have the location noted. Online obviously to start with and then we work into something more physical so be pretty close by as in 1 hour from Roanoke VA for example. As everyone always puts not wanting to change any situation but wanting more out of what is out there and to give more for you as well. Ladies only please no guys..sorry I don't swing that way although I may be down for a couple or FF. I prefer to move from this over to Telegram...about the only IM I trust these days for this sorta activity. Fall is almost here.. and it's the time to get back into it and find someone for some fun before the winter gets here. *notabot

About me: 34m, in mst, married, no kids, and looking to find something with someone.

More about me: I love doing almost anything once. I will try it, and if its not my cup of tea I will probably not do it again. I've found a lot of stuff that I love doing: baking, hiking, camping, reading (audiobooks), playing board games (or video games), being sassy/sarcastic, etc... i find that the best friendships include some sort of roasting but in the best bantering sort of way.

About you: I dunno, you tell me!

What I won't do: I won't meet up, and I won't change your situation or mine.

What I will do: I don't know, let's find out?

*notabot

I’m pretty easy going kind of guy. Not afraid to show humility but love great conversation. Would love to get to know you and see where it leads. Very interested in sports, crime dramas and murder mystery.

I’m college educated and can hold a conversation. lol

I live in New Jersey but ok to chat with you if you are in Eastern Time zone and are 21 or older. Let me know who is your favorite team or favorite crime show.
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Laid back, sane, normal guy in his 40s here. I have a good career, a steady life, a sense of humor that usually lands, and enough self awareness to know exactly what I am missing. On paper, things are good. Comfortable. Predictable. But behind closed doors, the spark has faded. The teasing, the anticipation, the feeling of being genuinely wanted, all of it has slowly slipped into the background.

I am looking for a woman in her 20s or 30s who understands that life can look put together from the outside while still leaving you craving something more. Someone smart, confident, curious, and discreet. Someone who has her life reasonably together but still wants a little excitement, a little chemistry, and that addictive feeling of looking forward to the next message, the next laugh, the next time.

There is something especially fun about an age gap when the connection is right. The contrast, the curiosity, the playful tension, the different perspectives. It can make things feel fresh in a way that is hard to describe until you find it. I am not looking for drama or chaos. I am looking for a genuine connection with someone who knows how to enjoy the secret thrill of something that feels easy, natural, and just a little bit dangerous in the best way.

Ideally, you have some experience with this kind of arrangement, or at least the right kind of curiosity. You are open minded, easy to talk to, and appreciate a man who can be sweet, respectful, attentive, and still know how to keep things interesting. I am warm, funny, grounded, and much more fun to get to know than any post can fully capture.

If you miss feeling desired, if you like a little flirtation with your conversation, and if the idea of an age gap connection makes you smile more than you expected, we may be on the same page.

DMs are open. Do not be shy. Sometimes the best kind of trouble starts with one simple message.

\*notabot