r/BrandNewSentence • u/Greedy_Tooth6191 • 1d ago

by being racist, this person accidentally implies that Chinese Adam & Eve would've beaten Satan

3.5k Upvotes

101 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 1d ago

They meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

5.3k Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/karmaandcoffee • 1d ago

Spanish olive oil bottler is doing what?

485 Upvotes

47 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fearless_Spring5611 • 12h ago

"Should we allow eagles to divorce because their condoms ruptured?"

12 Upvotes

Deep theology occurring here.

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Chibrax_le_Furax • 15h ago

Melbourne's finest

17 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ShrimpTrading • 19h ago

I got a squirrel to do a lat pulldown

28 Upvotes

Originally posted in r/3dprinting

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ExtremeSportStikz • 1h ago

“It’s more of a step basketball situation”

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sentientairfilter • 2h ago

Well how do we feel about this? Throat goat or no?

0 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BennySkateboard • 8h ago

I smoke weed dressed like a nun and give out advice and spiritual reassurance on an Omegle-like site

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EnvironmentalShift25 • 16h ago

A false leg, a wedding dress and a human-sized papier-mâché chicken are among some of the weird items left behind by guests at Center Parcs

12 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/iamoger • 7h ago

Doing the cinnamon challenge with a 12 gauge

reddit.com

2 Upvotes

A comment from this video of an idiot unloading a chemical fire extinguisher into his mouth…

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/geeksaresexy • 17h ago

Dad Teabags Blinged R2-D2 at Quebec Comiccon, Gets Apprehended

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zerobagger • 21h ago

Lab-grown mini organs launched into space

20 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RadioLiar • 17h ago

How erectile dysfunction led a KGB spy into the arms of MI6

10 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tezacer • 1d ago

South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus

amp.scmp.com

175 Upvotes

South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nilabilla • 1d ago

"Code tamagotchi"

572 Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JeemsLeeZ • 15h ago

Woman brushing teeth behind wheel flashes middle finger before kicking auxiliary cop in groin NSFW

6 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thirdeyeboobed • 2d ago

Looks like a sex toy for an alien with a human fetish 👽

3.2k Upvotes

20 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Just-A-Cartoon-Lover • 23h ago

"Quit schlorpin' on your leg pit!" (OG Video by lilythenude on TikTok)

14 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DeusExWolf • 1d ago

EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus.

964 Upvotes

Tweet Link

140 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Several_Owl1792 • 23h ago

Godzilla straight up whips it out and pisses on the statue of liberty, accidentally summoning Ghidorah Herobrine style.

8 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lil_dweeby • 2d ago

How many leeks does he need to stop being homophobic

4.2k Upvotes

Stardew Valley be like:

23 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Subtlefeline • 21h ago

Woman brushing teeth behind wheel flashes middle finger before kicking auxiliary cop in groin at Glo Damansara

malaymail.com

5 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SteponkusCeponas • 1d ago

Donkey kong **** hut NSFW

32 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 • 1d ago

Mike Tyson Sued After Refusing to Teach Giant Talking Pigeon to Box

31 Upvotes

8 comments

Subreddit

Posts

Wiki

Brand New Sentence

r/BrandNewSentence

For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

Members Active

1.6m

Sidebar

OUR DISCORD

Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.