I (43F) dropped a couple of live platy fish off at home tonight to my daughter (who needs them for her aquatic science class tomorrow) before heading to the ATM. She came to my car door to get them, then looked up at the roof above my head like 😳, and went "Omg roll your window up, roll your window up!" I immediately started rolling it up while going "IS IT A ROACH???" And she goes "Yes and it's HUGE!" 😱 She backed away, declined to go find the Raid, and called out that the roach would just get blown off as I drove to the bank, then went back inside. ☹️ Very unhelpful.
What if it didn't blow off on the way to the bank? What if it was still there and it got on me when I put down my window at the ATM, or climbed into my car? I would have a heart attack and die immediately. So instead I went to the Pappasito's next to my bank, placed a small order, and they legit sent the lady out with my seafood enchiladas and a handful of napkins to get the nasty thing off my car. She was so short she had to stand on the curb to see onto my roof, but thankfully it was gone. Pappasito's and that nice lady are the real MVPs.
Also if you've never seen a giant flying roach (AKA a Palmetto bug), go look it up and then please share with me where it is that you live because I want to move there.