r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 16h ago
Yo. Whoever thought paper straws were a good idea is a terrible person. AMA
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/No_Internet908 • 10h ago
Do you guys like my song?
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[Chorus]
Milkman, milkman, milkman
Why did you have sex with my wife?
Milkman, milkman, milkman
Now you have ruined my life.
[Verse 1]
My children I love, I hold, and I carry.
Everyone in my family is allergic to dairy.
But my children drink milk, without any bother.
Now I realize it’s because the milkman’s their father.
Ooooh
[Chorus]
Milkman, milkman, milkman
Why did you have sex with my wife?
Milkman, milkman, milkman
Now you have ruined my life.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 10h ago
Happenis can't be spelled without 'penis', coincidence?
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I think not.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 15h ago
Will ever find my cat?!?
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I am still searching for him. People keep telling me, that I never owned a cat and they never seen the cat I am looking for. They are liars.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 18h ago
To the pub? To the pub.
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Time for a beer, undieless of course.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 22h ago
Hey assholes, I have a question for y'all
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 44m ago
So, I obtained an emotional support penis. Is there a limit to how much I can squeeze it? And does this make me gay? NSFW
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/PickleMission3903 • 3h ago
How do I turn on subtitles in real life?
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Sumtimes it's hard for me to understand ppl
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 11h ago
How big are your mom's knockers?
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The ones at my mom's house are fucking massive.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 40m ago
Step 1: Firmly grip your penis and begin masturbating furiously.
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I'll return with Step 2 when the time is right. Until then, keep going. This is not a drill.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Pelican34 • 14h ago
How concerned would you be, when meeting the family of significant other, to discover that the men in the group loudly belch into each other's faces like elephant seals as a way to establish dominance.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/VeterinarianWarm323 • 14h ago
Will anyone address the room in the elephant?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Gai-Tendoh • 21h ago
How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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maybe have “Yakety Sax” playing while it happens
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 47m ago
What's the second gayest subreddit after r/shittyaskreddit?
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