r/shittyaskreddit • • 0m ago

I’m 34 and athletic build. Do you think if I asked a big hot muscular guy out, he would date me?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 40m ago

Avengers: End's Day, or Avengers: Doom Game?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 58m ago

Young man, why are you crying from your wiener?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

Are you pregnant or just fat?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

Accidentally grabbed the poop knife instead of the sex knife. Are we gonna die?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

In the 90s, Pace picante sauce should've used "Da'Dip" in their commercials.

2 Upvotes

True story, one time I jokingly said "When I dip you dip we dip" to a girl, and she took it as a sincere flirt, and it worked. But I had to quickly talk her down, 'cause I was way in over my head. She was hot too, but she was a friend's cousin, and I didn't want to complicate things.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Heathen o'clock?

3 Upvotes

Am I a heathen?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

Why butt cheeks are vertical not horizontal?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

There are crazies on the right who still insist everything is fine. But do they mean fine like wine, hair, jewelry, cheese, adjustments, food, china, dining or the constant?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

Women's asses are always described as good, nice, sweet, thick, hot, and such; but never kind. Why don't people ever say "She had a kind ass"?

18 Upvotes

I was just watching the new Street Fighter movie and admiring Chun-Li's kind ass.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, why are you from Uranus?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

I think my gaydar broke how can i fix it?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Hey, got any grapes?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Are all top commenters and posters having gay orgy??

6 Upvotes

😳😳😳😳😳😳😊😊😊☝️☝️ can i join


r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Have you tried being undiemore instead of undieless?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

How many donuts can you stack on it?

1 Upvotes

Assuming we are using Krispy Kreme’s original glazed donuts.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Degenerates of Reddit, have you tried going to church and asking God for forgiveness?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

Guys, I'm worried I might not be gay. What do I do?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

You can choose one superpower: the ability to look and a person and see every single butthole they’ve ever seen, or the ability to refill a ketchup bottle the equivalent of one ketchup packet with their mind. Which do you choose?

4 Upvotes

Also, when you see the buttholes, they wink at you! Or for the ketchup it’s the non fancy ketchup type.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

Are you undieless daily?

3 Upvotes

I am.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

If every woman stopped working... society would be fine

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

As a kindergarten teacher in 2026, I don't have a paste budget for school projects. Is it okay to bring in personal santorum as a paste alternative?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

You have suddenly become a famous rapper. What is your rapper name?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Enough talk about gay sex! Let's talk about our gay future 😽

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Your kids came out of your dickhead

3 Upvotes