r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 0m ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 58m ago
Young man, why are you crying from your wiener?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/girls-and-corpses • 1h ago
Accidentally grabbed the poop knife instead of the sex knife. Are we gonna die?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 2h ago
In the 90s, Pace picante sauce should've used "Da'Dip" in their commercials.
True story, one time I jokingly said "When I dip you dip we dip" to a girl, and she took it as a sincere flirt, and it worked. But I had to quickly talk her down, 'cause I was way in over my head. She was hot too, but she was a friend's cousin, and I didn't want to complicate things.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tasty_Degree435 • 4h ago
Why butt cheeks are vertical not horizontal?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/_bobby_tables_ • 4h ago
There are crazies on the right who still insist everything is fine. But do they mean fine like wine, hair, jewelry, cheese, adjustments, food, china, dining or the constant?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 4h ago
Women's asses are always described as good, nice, sweet, thick, hot, and such; but never kind. Why don't people ever say "She had a kind ass"?
I was just watching the new Street Fighter movie and admiring Chun-Li's kind ass.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 4h ago
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, why are you from Uranus?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 8h ago
Are all top commenters and posters having gay orgy??
😳😳😳😳😳😳😊😊😊☝️☝️ can i join
r/shittyaskreddit • u/No-Understanding5677 • 8h ago
Have you tried being undiemore instead of undieless?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/majicccc • 9h ago
How many donuts can you stack on it?
Assuming we are using Krispy Kreme’s original glazed donuts.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/crazyguy28 • 11h ago
Degenerates of Reddit, have you tried going to church and asking God for forgiveness?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 12h ago
Guys, I'm worried I might not be gay. What do I do?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 12h ago
You can choose one superpower: the ability to look and a person and see every single butthole they’ve ever seen, or the ability to refill a ketchup bottle the equivalent of one ketchup packet with their mind. Which do you choose?
Also, when you see the buttholes, they wink at you! Or for the ketchup it’s the non fancy ketchup type.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bulky-Ad-2910 • 14h ago
If every woman stopped working... society would be fine
r/shittyaskreddit • u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks • 15h ago
As a kindergarten teacher in 2026, I don't have a paste budget for school projects. Is it okay to bring in personal santorum as a paste alternative?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 15h ago
You have suddenly become a famous rapper. What is your rapper name?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 15h ago