r/shittyadvice • • 4h ago

Tokens for my grandsons' birthday

1 Upvotes

Hello evryone,

My grandson is always talking about tokens and I believe he "needs" (how he'd put it) tokens. His birthday is on Friday. He'll be 21. I find it odd, the tokens, and I told his mum, but that is not the point. I've found some nice ones in Amazon and they are cheaper in red so I'd buy those unless the color is important. I don't know which game is it exactly and I'm not sure if it matters (?). I just remember that he needs them tokens.

Any young folk here knows what that game could be? I'd like to surprise him. Or any other idea for a boy that age?

Thank you for your help!

edit: he lives in the city, San Francisco, and I'd like to spend about 20-30 dollars.


r/shittyadvice • • 9h ago

What are your best travel tips for visiting Paris during riot season?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice • • 12h ago

What Are You Pretending Not To Know.....

4 Upvotes

So what is it that you go daily pretending not to know, but you do....


r/shittyadvice • • 13h ago

Ive just learned that gas lighting has nothing to do with lighting your farts on fire.😟

8 Upvotes

Sometimesi just dont get it ,why am i so dense? What happened to me ?


r/shittyadvice • • 18h ago

How do I take AI's job?

11 Upvotes

I'm sick of hearing how AI is taking everyone's job. What can I do to be better than AI, so everyone hires me instead?


r/shittyadvice • • 21h ago

My boyfriend snores like an angry rhino. What are some constructive things I can do myself to cure him?

13 Upvotes

As the title says, my SO snores like an angry rhino every night. I'm losing sleep and losing my mind!

I know his ex dumped a 5 gallon bucket of water on him while he was sleeping, but that didn't work, apparently.

Any ideas?


r/shittyadvice • • 22h ago

How to be an effective asshole driver?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice • • 1d ago

I flatulated and im hemorrhaging🥺

4 Upvotes

What should i do ?


r/shittyadvice • • 1d ago

Hemorroids

8 Upvotes

Sometimes they itch so bad i want to take a wire brush to my asshole😳

Is diy removal a bad idea ?

I saw a kit in the liquor store it comes with a shot of whiskey a razor blade and a mirror ☺️


r/shittyadvice • • 1d ago

I’m not going to be po’ no mo’

10 Upvotes

I’ve had a brilliant idea

I’m going to post on Craigslist that people can pay me to let them spank me

I’ll charge $100 for 20 minutes and totally play the part

Kind of like a hooker, but instead of a sex fantasy, it’ll be a power trip/I’m too dumb to learn on my own so I have to a man spank me type fantasy

This is a great idea, right?

I’ve gotten more accomplished today than I have in the last year. Who knew I sell my ass without having to screw strangers? AND I can do it all while continuing to sit on my lazy ass 95% of the time

Brilliant

How can I make this idea work even betterer?


r/shittyadvice • • 1d ago

How to lose weight quickly?

13 Upvotes

I already got some ideas:
- get a tapeworm
- get cancer
- get a stomach flu
- amputation

Which other ideas do you have?


r/shittyadvice • • 1d ago

Whats one Lie Women Tell All The Time?

0 Upvotes

Men AND women of reddit, whats one lie women tell all the time??


r/shittyadvice • • 2d ago

My arch nemesis is sitting across the dining room at chucky cheese.

8 Upvotes

How do I get back at this mf’er and end this rivalry once and for all in my favor?


r/shittyadvice • • 2d ago

I think I like being degraded by females (ima straight female) NSFW

0 Upvotes

Yesterday this random girl on discord kept calling me a slut because I showed her online bf (her online bf is my online bsf that I haven't spoken to in weeks) screenshots of her calling me a slut and other stuff

The entire time i was thinking yea I'm into that and when I told her she blocked me

But then on a server some girl called me stupid and ugly and other stuff for no reason and I liked it

I think I'm into that (ima straight female)

edit when i was 14 the one friend i had abused me in front of everyone in school and no one did anything about it


r/shittyadvice • • 2d ago

Rocky Horror Virgin

8 Upvotes

So it's my wife's first time going to Rocky Horror tonight. She has asked me not to inform the cast that she is a Virgin.

On the one hand, I would love to see boobs again at some point. On the other hand, what kind of Rocky fan would I be if I didn't loudly announce "YO WE GOT VIRGIN OVER HERE"?

We got about 24 minutes before we reach the theater. So get your finger out of Colombia and give me some shitty advice.

Edit: my wife was very brave and voluntarily admitted it was her first time and was very funny in front of a packed theater full of strangers and I'm very proud of her.


r/shittyadvice • • 3d ago

Im not in the business of loaning my shower every day.

1 Upvotes

Is this the rite thing to tell a raging narcicisst ,is there a better way to put it ?


r/shittyadvice • • 3d ago

How bad can it get if I fall in love with my neighbor?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice • • 3d ago

How do I tell my wife that we are actually brother and sister?

18 Upvotes

I was researching my family tree on ancestry.com when I started entering both my wife's and my own information, and my wife came up as my sister. I guess we should have known considering we had the same last name and the same parents, but this really came as a shock to me. I haven't told her yet, but I need to know what I should say to soften the blow.


r/shittyadvice • • 3d ago

I got a speeding ticket? What should I do?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice • • 3d ago

Pulled over again!

0 Upvotes

I'm sitting in my car with my doors locked with my windows rolled up and there's now like 6 police officers standing around me. One of them keeps tapping on my window and saying something like "Last chance to exit your wheel pulls" or something like that. What even is a wheel pull, anyway"? I can't hear anything with all the sirens blaring. Not sure what to do.


r/shittyadvice • • 3d ago

Single fatter here: Baby cry. What do?

9 Upvotes
  • gave bred
  • gave milk
  • gave toy

Single fatter here. Baby still cry. What do??? How to make not cry????


r/shittyadvice • • 4d ago

How does a butt poop?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice • • 4d ago

How do I test positive on a drug test?

4 Upvotes

My girlfriend keeps calling me boring. I told her I'm very hip and I take all of the drugs. She thinks I'm lying and now want me to take a drug test. Is there a way I can fake the drug test to make it positive for drugs? I only shop at Whole Foods and directly from local farms, would they have anything that would make me test positive? Please help, I really like this girl. She's way more interesting than me, she has a tattoo and went to a concert once.


r/shittyadvice • • 4d ago

I’ve decided to develop a substance abuse problem, what substance should I choose?

23 Upvotes

I’m kinda thinking opioids, as they feel pretty good. On the other hand, with stimulants I might be able to get some stuff done, y’know, maxx that ‘functional addict’ window. I’m open to suggestions though.


r/shittyadvice • • 5d ago

How many is too many?

3 Upvotes

Bowel movements, that is...