r/shittyaskreddit • u/PickleMission3903 • 2h ago
Why is this subreddit so awesome ?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 30m ago
So, I obtained an emotional support penis. Is there a limit to how much I can squeeze it? And does this make me gay? NSFW
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/PickleMission3903 • 3h ago
How do I turn on subtitles in real life?
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Sumtimes it's hard for me to understand ppl
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 26m ago
Step 1: Firmly grip your penis and begin masturbating furiously.
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I'll return with Step 2 when the time is right. Until then, keep going. This is not a drill.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/No_Internet908 • 9h ago
Do you guys like my song?
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[Chorus]
Milkman, milkman, milkman
Why did you have sex with my wife?
Milkman, milkman, milkman
Now you have ruined my life.
[Verse 1]
My children I love, I hold, and I carry.
Everyone in my family is allergic to dairy.
But my children drink milk, without any bother.
Now I realize it’s because the milkman’s their father.
Ooooh
[Chorus]
Milkman, milkman, milkman
Why did you have sex with my wife?
Milkman, milkman, milkman
Now you have ruined my life.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 9h ago
Happenis can't be spelled without 'penis', coincidence?
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I think not.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 33m ago
What's the second gayest subreddit after r/shittyaskreddit?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 16h ago
Yo. Whoever thought paper straws were a good idea is a terrible person. AMA
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 11h ago
How big are your mom's knockers?
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The ones at my mom's house are fucking massive.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 4h ago
I fucked a whale, AMA
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By whale of course, I mean your mum.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 5h ago
How did the writers of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" know about "Klaatu Barada Nikto" 41 years before it was used in "Army of Darkness"?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 15h ago
Will ever find my cat?!?
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I am still searching for him. People keep telling me, that I never owned a cat and they never seen the cat I am looking for. They are liars.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Pelican34 • 14h ago
How concerned would you be, when meeting the family of significant other, to discover that the men in the group loudly belch into each other's faces like elephant seals as a way to establish dominance.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/VeterinarianWarm323 • 14h ago
Will anyone address the room in the elephant?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 17h ago
To the pub? To the pub.
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Time for a beer, undieless of course.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago
I think I might be retarded, is there a definitive way to find out?
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