r/oneliners • u/huevosyhuevos • 2h ago
r/oneliners • u/hduc • 5d ago
New way of removing bad posts!
We have a new bot that removes all posts that get downvoted! This should make it even easier for you get bad posts removed.
This was a suggestion by u/caffeinedrinker, so thank them for coming up with it.
The bot removes posts if they are downvoted to -2 within the first 6 hours of posting. Reddit doesn't show any lower score than 0, but apparently the bot has some way of telling that X people have down voted it. Then the bot removes it. It will do this check to posts going forward.
We can adjust the bot a bit, so if anyone thinks they have a suggestion, then send us a modmail. Please still report other kinds of rule breaking content.
So get voting!
r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 4h ago
Joined a gym for religious minorities called Jehovah’s Fitness.
r/oneliners • u/Buck_Thorn • 6h ago
You know that its "Indian summer" when the weatherman says you'll have a patchy fog.
r/oneliners • u/daaave33 • 8h ago
I watched my first porno last night, and boy did I look younger back then.
r/oneliners • u/AgentElman • 1d ago
I almost bought an ancient Egyptian canopic jar but my heart wasn't in it.
r/oneliners • u/huevosyhuevos • 2d ago
My parents were such pacifists we were only allowed to play paper
r/oneliners • u/ECatPlay • 2d ago
What I miss most about the good old days, is that it used to be that everything was the way it used to be.
r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 2d ago
It's a good thing that sexual innuendo isn't a crime otherwise I'd definitely be going down.
r/oneliners • u/Mg962 • 2d ago
I decided to go urn shopping but quit because my soul wasn’t in it
r/oneliners • u/Fingerbob73 • 3d ago
A miser went shopping at an Opticians, but in the end decided to bifocal.
r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 3d ago
I'd like to thank the girl with no bra who ran with me the last few miles of the marathon, your lack of support got me through.
r/oneliners • u/Aqueouspolecat • 4d ago
A man who walks sideways through airport security is going to Bangkok.
r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 4d ago
The soup factory has gone bust, it's now in administrone.
r/oneliners • u/Throughtheindigo • 4d ago
A highwayman getting a transplant tells the surgeon to stand and deliver.
r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 5d ago
Whoever said technology would replace paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their ass with an iPad.
r/oneliners • u/Less_Tie_4915 • 5d ago
Ah as they say I’m living the dream, just hoping I wake up soon
r/oneliners • u/huevosyhuevos • 5d ago
I went into an abandoned building and found someone else in there, so i guess it was just a regular building.
r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 6d ago
Half way through eating a horse, just realised I'm not as hungry as I thought.
r/oneliners • u/Gussy_writes • 6d ago