Keep your concentration up, Morris
Keep your concentration up, man!
Go win the fucking ball
And kick it at the wall
And let’s get out of this jam
(substitute Diaz as needed)

Hey Cam, are you sure?
Hey Cam, are you sure?
About that sub-sti-tu-tion,
Hey Cam, are sure?
WE’RE NOT

AZ, he’s gonna flop (👏👏-👏👏)
AZ, he’s gonna drop (👏👏-👏👏)
There is nothing in it
There’s really nothing in it
But there’s only one response which is:
REF YOU SUCK!
REF YOU SUCK!

I’m sorry for what I said about you, Wil
Someone has to show up,
And you are always there
I’m sorry for what I said, Wil

Pride night is in October
Though Stonewall was in June
We’re tired of fucking losing
Go win one for us Loons

Smir and Stroud are the only two players listed. Durkin out for St. Louis city