r/humor • • 8h ago

One problem

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u/TheAlmostCharlie 8h ago

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u/AnnoyingScreeches 7h ago

GREAT GUY = They bootlick me.

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u/LivingByTheMinutes 7h ago

The MAGA flag

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u/The_Incredulous_Hulk 7h ago

I saw one that I liked better. It was a hillbilly looking snake with buckteeth & a MAGA hat that said “Don’t Read To Me”.

I can’t find it right now to link it though.

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u/BooteusMeatyAss 6h ago

Slight change to "nobody knows more about X than I do" is that "I was told about this 5 minutes ago and think I'm an expert now"

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u/Jenne1504 6h ago

No, for him Low IQ means black

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u/SchoolCrossing 5h ago

And black women in particular. Especially if they are smart and accomplished. Add: unlike him.

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u/GoviModo 5h ago

People don’t know

I didn’t know an obvious thing and was just told about it

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u/the_bille7 3h ago

Dropped on your head as a child?

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u/Timely_Rest_503 2h ago

Did you know? = I JUST found out about it

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u/TerribleAdvice78 2h ago

Many people don’t know = I just out this obvious fact

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u/Ryukyo 7h ago

Audit all the senators and congress and house. Anyone who has stocks, or shares, or anything financial tied to their donor pool. They all have insider trading info and it's bullshit. Both parties do it. Audit them all. The tax payers are the only ones that have to play by the rules. Holding a public office should not make you rich. That's a problem and a clear conflict of interest. The people that hold a seat for 30 years and consistently back the same agendas that clearly benefit their donors are defeating the purpose of being a public servant.

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u/BarleyEvenThere 4h ago

As Obama said, “the president shouldn’t have a side hustle”.

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u/ChampionEmergency501 5h ago

You're describing Trump compliant Republicans.

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u/The_Cristovao 2h ago

He’s describing almost every politician you fool. Pretending that only one political party does it makes you a stooge. As dumb as the people who believe that there was no corruption before Trump got in office.

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u/NovelCustard9348 1h ago

Yelling both sides in a comment section about the openly corrupt president is worse

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u/wasntahomer 7h ago

The corruption isn't even hidden. Its out loud in the public forum.

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u/Macallan_50 3h ago

And only the half of the country that’s dumb as a box of rocks doesn’t see anything wrong with this

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u/AdMajor3003 1h ago

Half of a half... we're being lead by the minority. I believe non-voters are the largest demographic now.

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u/TastyDixonCider 1h ago

A little louder for the ones in the back. 🤙

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u/Serious-Plankton-371 5h ago

Donald Trump

: Donald Trump has frequently complained about being targeted by the IRS, stating for years that he was under continuous, unfair audits. While he argued that these ongoing audits prevented him from voluntarily releasing his tax returns, congressional investigations later revealed that the IRS actually failed to initiate its mandatory presidential audits during his first two years in office. Later, following a lawsuit against the IRS over the unauthorized disclosure of his tax data by a contractor, the Trump administration and the Department of Justice finalized a settlement that permanently barred the IRS from auditing or prosecuting past tax claims against Trump, his family, or his businesses. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

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u/jaidonkaia 4h ago

Remember how jimmy carter had to sell his farm? Pepperidge farm remembers

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 3h ago

He didn't HAVE to. He chose to in order to prevent even the slightest look that he might be corrupt.

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u/shouldajustsaid_yeah 7h ago

Fuck Trump, but how the fuck is this r/humor?

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u/BurnAfter8 6h ago

It’s election season. Time to sign out for a bit until the spam bots go back dormant.

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u/2025TastyTreats 3h ago

Because reddit is a spam shithole for American politics.

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 1h ago

lukewarm American choirpreaching fits any sub.

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u/tonynoriega73 5h ago

The 👑 of corruption

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u/SprSquirrel 6h ago

And his judges passed legislation to prevent him from being audited

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u/wolverinepolski 3h ago

Judges don’t pass legislation

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u/harvey251 5h ago

Contrary to the meme's premise, a 2022 House Ways and Means Committee investigation revealed that the IRS failed to perform the required annual audits during Trump’s first two years in office (2017 and 2018). The IRS only initiated an audit on April 3, 2019 the exact same day House leadership formally requested his tax records.

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u/ChampionEmergency501 5h ago

Look at that clown... Trump is a global issue which needs erasing.

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u/healthyusername 5h ago

Everyone in this picture is corrupt, Trump is just much much more corrupt

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u/Dorkness_Rising 5h ago

So far he's the only one to look like he's constipated but drops loads daily into his diaper.

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u/blowurhousedown 5h ago

The 21 articles of impeachment will mean our system of checks and balances is still operational albeit a bit sleepy lately. Congress could fix a lot of this by passing laws to limit presidential powers but they won’t…

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u/Green-Inkling 4h ago

He should not be given a choice. Every income he gets, from presidental wages to political bribes, will be forcefully taxed.

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u/TheresOnlyOneTitan 4h ago

We all know what a corrupt POS he is. I just wanna see what happens once he's out of office.

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u/Stoutystout 4h ago

how is this humor? fuck off with American politics and bring fun humor please.

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u/shad_stang 2h ago

Unfortunately people think Kimmel is funny.

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u/SlashEssImplied 3h ago

Welfare comedy for the right?

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld2 4h ago

You mean to tell me the guy that fired the bipartisan oversite committee in charge of making sure the 1.2 TRILLION PPP loans of tax payer money was handed out to those who needed it in his first term doesn't like oversite? Idk, I think we should give him another chance to steal more from us just to make sure.

Christ how dumb his supporters are. The hundreds of billions he stole from us then is going to be chump change to the amount he steals this time.

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u/vasta2 4h ago

I miss the days when it was done in the shadows, now he just fucking does it and there is no one stopping him

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u/schpanckie 4h ago

Looks like he is filling his diaper….again

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u/AssumptionOk7269 4h ago

TACO always had problem with IRS. every year IRS flagging something for President doesn't look good. He has long list of IRS dispute, penalty, and criminally charged.

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u/Remote-Sun-1966 4h ago

That happens when you're a criminal assclown.

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u/jaxdogg94 3h ago

Lock him up

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u/SlashEssImplied 3h ago

For those wondering which one, it’s the only one that a court found he raped someone.

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u/Remarkable-Cell-6418 1h ago

No other president had their taxes leaked to the press either

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u/HelpfulBoner 1h ago

Releasing your tax returns used to be seen as the normal thing for a president to do before trump. He was and is quite literally the only president since the 70s that could've even had it "leaked".

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u/PeanutLess7556 6h ago

Jeez you can tell midterms are around the corner. Just throwing whatever at this sub regardless if it fits.

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u/Electronic-Fix-4655 7h ago

I’d be more concerned about the next 2 years. I wouldn’t be surprised if his handlers have him do more serious things, then blame it all on him when he’s out of office. And considering how quickly his health seems to be declining, either way he wins and heritage wins.

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u/Bro13847 7h ago

Trump is the scum under americas shoe. I can’t wait till it’s scraped off.

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 5h ago

What is humorous about this

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u/davcarcol 5h ago

Oh yeah Clinton was clean

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u/ObscureDingo 7h ago

Spoiler: It's the corruption

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u/whisperworks 7h ago

Which is crazy when you think about how much of their corruption is openly enshrined in law and protected

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u/Aquarius2937 7h ago

My favorite part will be when they audit home after his presidency is over

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u/Budget_Dig6356 5h ago

How is this humor...

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u/SlashEssImplied 3h ago

Much of the humor is derived from his fan bois crying.

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u/Hyperlinux 5h ago

Gee, I wonder why.

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u/TheMicklemas3000 5h ago

Not sure what’s funny about that tbh

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u/SlashEssImplied 3h ago

It plays better outside the US.

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u/Duke-Turner137 5h ago

Carter was the only one without shell cooperations.

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u/ultrafop 5h ago

“Humor”

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u/miright70 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BunchMelodic167 4h ago

we got him!

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u/bbq_right_meow 4h ago

Nothing about this belongs in this subreddit

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u/Fiery_Herbs69 4h ago

He’s a punk

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u/Aggressive-Watch-304 4h ago

And where is the humor exactly?

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u/SlashEssImplied 3h ago

The tears.

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u/HistoryFew4250 4h ago

Wow that's that the best you can do

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u/cbj2112 4h ago

What? Not Count Chuckla, I’m shocked

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u/pusillanimoustaco 4h ago

Let me guess it must be Fatty.

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u/Led4355 4h ago

This is humorous….

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u/Humble_Empath 4h ago

Pigs need to stay in their sty.

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u/Agitated-Panda9221 4h ago

it's a problem cause them everyone will see the blatant corruption. Now we at least he has a thin veil.

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u/the-nomad-thinker 4h ago

Since when did this sub become all about politics. Get off the page, you morons! There are plenty of other places for you to spread your vitriol.

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u/gman8845 4h ago

Well I'm glad he took care of the problem 🤣😂

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u/AdTraditional5917 4h ago

& we can see why with all the scams he's got going off at the moment...

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u/Savings-Trouble-5345 4h ago

Now if only they would audit Congress

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u/Extreme_Bread8725 4h ago

Did he negotiate a state tax release as well?

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u/jaidy61 4h ago

BS….

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u/brnjenkn 4h ago

Audit him anyway.

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u/energetic_raccoon 3h ago

He should have hid behind the Special Learing Center then y'all would be looking the other way.

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u/Concours09Indy 3h ago

Biden ✅ Obummer✅ Clinton ✅ and probably both Bushes

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u/secretly_a_zombie 3h ago

HAHAHAHA that's so fucking funny man! Truly it's a good fit for this sub!

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u/SpezDrinksHorseCum 3h ago

Trump is such a worthless dipshit.

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u/ALMSIVI1987 3h ago

A little off the topic but: why does he look like a fugly infant trying to make boom boom 🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded-Plenty1 3h ago

I don't care about Trump. I just find the hypocritical meme absurd.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 3h ago

No corruption hahahahahahahahahhaha
Now that is humorous!

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u/dragonmikegolf 3h ago

The longstanding practice has been to audit every sitting president and VP annually under IRS policy. It was generally followed for recent presidents other than Trump. The notable failure documented by the congressional committee was the lack of timely mandatory audits of Trump while he was in office, not that he uniquely objected to a process others cheerfully accepted. The meme reverses the actual sequence and outcome.

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u/N19ht5had0w 3h ago

There is no problem if he's not corrupt. But then he shouldn't think that it's a problem. Therefore he's rotten to the core

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u/j0eg0d 3h ago

One US President went off script. Guess which one?

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u/Tooncez2 3h ago

Ridiculous statement. Big guy gets 10%. Nothing to see here

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u/Oldschoolgirl49 3h ago

Seems kind of pointless to bring this back up now. You want to be The President of The United States we get to know everything about you before we vote for you. Finances, Education,  Criminal history. No Secrets. Great picture 

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u/TheGreatStories 3h ago

Sub: humour 

Americans: good place for my politics

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u/thrashmetal_octopus 3h ago

This is bullshit in the fullest

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u/BxdT2552 3h ago

It’s funny but in reality none of the presidents have been audited. But I do think Biden did his job to audit Trump.

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u/Slight_Low_3375 3h ago

Wait a minute, Trump might be dodgy? I live on the other side of the planet and have known this since the 80's. Catch up dumb-asses.

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u/themeatis39 3h ago

Before you post something, make sure you do your actual research

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u/upsidedownpanda623bc 3h ago

The audit wasn't the problem, it was the illegal leak of his taxes that was the issue. He turned over his financials.

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u/HeavenBurnt 3h ago

Oh no...!!! Could it be because he is corrupt?

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u/Robstoys 3h ago

He looks like he's pooping his diaper

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u/Affectionate-Bug-706 3h ago

Soro’s communist.

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 3h ago

yeah i'm sure its only 1 president that thought it was a problem lmfao

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u/retiredfromfire 3h ago

The pedophile?

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u/shaggin_maggie 3h ago

They stole his tax returns and there was nothing wrong with them remember?

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u/strife189 3h ago

The others are just smarter at hiding it.

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u/PlatinumMirage 3h ago

And there isn’t anyone to stop him. We’re a culture of passive people and won’t do anything about it so this is a pointless post.

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u/leggwork 3h ago

The most corrupt president ever

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u/Gurt_Beef 2h ago

Bot posting garbage.

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u/CartersClones333 2h ago

Wow 6 piece bucket of shite. No biscuits though I want my money back.

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u/LETSGOTACO22 2h ago

Because he’s corrupt

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u/Turbulent-Essay-2243 2h ago

Why is Biden excluded ?🤔

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u/No-Cow-704 2h ago

Sure it was a problem, the IRS kept digging and digging and then made s*it up when they couldn’t find anything. All the other presidents the IRs gave them the benefit of a doubt.

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u/Boricua_Tacoma25 2h ago

He wants to be in the big boy club but can’t handle the fire that comes with it!

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u/BlackberryOk2706 2h ago

Are you implying he’s a fraudster??? With this logic, every democrat should love Trump.

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u/Particular-Way-3479 2h ago

Of course he did

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u/GIT_45 2h ago

Trump is equivalent to the toe jam in Lady Liberty 🗽 feet. The worst example of an American.

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u/Wildboy83 2h ago

Where's the humor here? Does this fit the sub?

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u/Great-Class-7894 2h ago

I think the objection was mostly framed around the fact that they leaked his tax returns which he didn’t want to show the public. It’s layer on layer of bullshit but that’s the reason.

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u/The_Actual_Sage 2h ago

Anyone have a source for this? I'd love to have it in my back pocket?

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u/Centurion_301 2h ago

That’s the system looking for a means of control, it has nothing to do with corruption.

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u/ScooterTrash1959 2h ago

Lies, lies, lies, Lies, lies, lies, lies,

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u/AppropriateSpell5405 2h ago

Not even humor. Just depressing.

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u/devinemike78 1h ago

Only the most corrupt US president in history

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u/Left_Statement9016 1h ago

Mr. Transparency

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u/DeLorean83 1h ago

And Americans were perfectly fine with this. So much so they gave him his old job back.

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u/bondsmatthew 1h ago

Is that headsize real

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u/beachgood-coldsux 1h ago

Only one president  above isn't a sellout globalist stooge working for the empire. I voted for him thrice. 

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u/No-Letter341 1h ago

He is quite literally the biggest sellout globalist stooge of all of the above presidents

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u/Minimum_Performer118 1h ago

Are you talking about the one who started a war with Iran for Israel?

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u/TurbulentAlarm7553 32m ago

Me too! President Trump was spared from the assassin by God because he is his anointed president for such s time as this.

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u/CorrectDesigner8543 24m ago

Probably in the same election..

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u/Party-Pop-6289 1h ago

Only one was a criminal from the start…

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u/Guidance-Still 1h ago

So has anyone actually seen these audits personally and verified the data with multiple sources

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u/Wastoidian 1h ago

No fucking way the one dude who put multiple businesses out of business was the one who didn’t want his spending or taxes looked into??

So surprising. I would have never guessed…. especially after his terrible show (The Apprentice) that showed his true personality!! Noooo wayyyyy!!!

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u/ChicagoGuy1234567 1h ago

TDS to the max

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u/unvaxxxxed 1h ago

That's a lie

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u/AnAnonymous121 1h ago

Why audit me, I'm clean. Trust me bro

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u/WonderfulHearing8726 1h ago

And after they found NOTHING.

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u/Great_Scientist107 1h ago

Oh its coming

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u/SharpWolf46497 1h ago

So... you gonna tell us what the problem actually is or just leave us hanging?

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u/Ok_Dare6400 1h ago

He's been audited more than any person in the history of the planet. How do you dumbasses not know this? 😆

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u/BigBlueTruck18 1h ago

Joseph Robinette Biden and his Ukraine payments for the Big Guy.

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u/Shingles316 1h ago

Go figure the one going against the deep state is the “problem” Go Trumper!!! 👍🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🏻

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u/Connorcortez1976 1h ago

Just proves that the IRS is as corrupt as all of our politicians, pumpkin head included

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u/bagger2007 50m ago

Because he’s a fucking asshole and thinks he’s untouchable!!

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u/jakeofheart 43m ago

The problem is not being allowed to audit the Pentagon and the military industrial complex.

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u/Zealousideal-Leg1037 41m ago

Because There IS CORRUPTION WITH TRUMP

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u/Captain_Q_Bazaar 38m ago

At least 2 of these Presidents were indeed corrupt, just not for money like Trump, but for power.

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u/LimaBeanzzxx 37m ago

Another reason to get rid of this grifter.

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u/LegalBodybuilder2923 27m ago

I don’t care what people say about Trump. Trump is doing his job, trying to protect this country and enforce the laws. The rest of these presidents were a bunch of Global.

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u/LegalBodybuilder2923 26m ago

I served in the military. When I followed the military code to conduct everybody treating me like I was totally different. I told him I’m not your friend. I’m here to make sure when we go to Warior trained to win this war and go home. I’m not here to be your friend.

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 25m ago

Orange pedo pos clown

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u/NetStud 23m ago

Guys bro to bro advice... Trump is a perfect man and nice president and does everything for his country. Your support will make America great again for sure. He just doesnt look like ok for his people. Hes a perfect man

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u/No_Comfortable_7233 7m ago

If IRS auditing showed no corruption of the Presidents, this is proof that the IRS itself is corrupt

Or at least useless

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u/jhmblvd 7m ago

How does a president make 2 billion in 2 years as his kids make hundreds of millions?

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u/Different-Dark-987 0m ago

It was ILLEGAL per the Federal Constitution