When I was young, I used to hear “XXL condoms up-charge you by preying on the male ego. An average condom can stretch up to so-and-so inches!” The first time my girlfriend handed me a Magnum was the last time I busted through a condom.
I’m now in my mid-thirties and it only recently occurred to me that pouch underpants might also be a specialty item worth investing in.
Spending a little extra dough seems a fair trade for the extra inches we were born with, but are there other products marketed to the well-endowed gentleman that legitimately improve your quality of life? What is truly a waste of money?
*No snarky or jerky responses please and thank you. I am a respected amateur dick scientist conducting important dick research.