r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Famous-Scratch3841 • 6h ago
My date asks if I’m okay as a tear rolls down my cheek and I close the bathroom stall door.
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I’m wearing a dress with built in shorts and no booty hole.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Round_Reading_945 • 15h ago
I want to start a movement to make emo culture cool again, but I'm worried about my branding being misinterpreted as religious.
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Make Emo Cool Again, MECA.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Riddle-Maker • 15h ago
Whenever it's too rainy for bird watching, I usually just sit down and go on Grindr. NSFW
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Its a great place to see a cock-or-two!
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Quiet_Bid_8316 • 16h ago
I told my wife she'd never find anyone like me again. She said that's exactly why she filed the divorce.
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r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/DeadComposer • 9h ago
We are the Nihilist Borg.
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Existence is futile.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/WesleyK6969 • 21h ago
Do you know why I hate soul-like games?
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Because I've fought enough fights like this in real life and can't revive!