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For reasons that I feel like should not have to be said, I was not behind this truck for very long

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Do millennial parents still do this now?

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Probably not the right sub, but this was ubiquitous during my formative years, and I thankfully had never seen it.

Now I'm on the internet a lot and have seen some absolutely sickening things. But this video actually made my throw up. Literally. I couldn't make it through, I think, like 10 seconds.

I have been drinking tonight, and that contributed to my weakened stomach, but holy shit, if you haven't seen it, DO NOT SEEK IT OUT!

I felt like, "I've seen a lot and wanna say I've seen it", but it wasn't worth it.

Y'all that watched it as children, I'm so sorry I didn't think it was as bad as it is.

Liiieeeeessss

Just curious. I'm too cheap for that stuff

Went to text an acquaintance tonight and below their contact was a friends who had passed away. I thought, "Damn, I won't need to call you again."

I was sitting on my porch and the weather was nice, so I went through my entire contact list just to delete all the... gone.

It was sobering. Other than grandparents and older relatives (sadly gone but expected), I deleted over 10 contacts. Murder, fentanyl, and suicide, mostly. The years are adding up. We are definitely no longer 23 and infinite.

So if you could send a text—just one text to one of those Millennial friend contacts in your phone that you know is gone but is still sitting saved in your phone, what would it be?

I'll go first:

Heather! Sorry I didn't holler, I thought we would've talked by now. Please swing by my place for Mardi Gras, my house is yours.