r/ClubPilates • u/Background_Sleep_863 • 2h ago
Discussion Just wanted to vent about today's class
I usually take 2.0 classes and have never had an issue with an instructor, but today's class left me wishing that the app had a way to provide a rating for instructors.
The music was WAY too loud. The instructor wasn't using a mic, and we could barely hear her. Everyone was watching the people in front to figure out what to do. Nobody reliably knew which springs to use and we couldn't hear half the instructions. We asked her to turn the music down, and she turned it down like 10%.
She kept inventing moves. I love creative instructors, but some of these were unreasonable or impossible. Like doing bridges on an extended carriage and then transitioning into a teaser... while keeping the carriage extended. With what do you want me to keep the carriage out, my ass? Or standing on a box with one foot on a ball to do squats. Ma'am, we could just do these on the floor.
Her instruction was so vague. We had to keep looking at each other for guidance. To be fair, this is my only real pilates pet peeve. Repeating "shoulder across" six times doesn't magically make it a meaningful instruction. At one point I looked around, and literally everyone was doing something different.
The cherry on top was watching her tell regulars who were clearly struggling to understand her instructions to "keep practicing and you'll get strong enough to do this."
I've taken over 200 classes, and I've never left one feeling like I'd gotten so little out of it. Easy enough to just book with others though. Thank you for listening. š