Which menu item pairs best with strippers on a smoke break?

I love chick fil a, and one of the weird things that I love most at chick fil a is their jalapeño salsa. It normally comes with the burrito and breakfast bowl, but I like to order it with any and all breakfast items.

This is the ONE thing that they can never seem to get right. I have basically never received an incorrect order. My sauces are always right, no matter how many I order, with the exception of salsa. I order it everytime I get breakfast, and basically every single time, it doesn’t end up in the bag, despite it always being on the ticket.

Is there a particular reason for this? Is it often stored in an inconvenient location? Are employees encouraged to skip it if it’s on a ticket that isn’t a burrito or bowl? Or do the locations near me just personally suck at reading salsa?

I’m obsessed with the ranch here, but I refrigerated the extra ranch packets I had and honestly, it was not good. Is the grocery store bottled version going to be good cold? I’m afraid of buying it and then hating it, but I know it’ll need to be refrigerated

I don’t know how to fully say the title but I had my interview on 10/09/26. They sent me a text/email saying I was hired on 10/12/26. So it’s been about 5 days since I have been hired in both the text and email it said that I will shortly get an update. For all the things I need to know so I waited the first three days and nothing I looked through all my emails. Than I called them on the third day explaining it. He said that I will have the email the next day. The next day comes no email. I wait again and then I called them today asking the same thing. She says I should have it by today. Today is almost tomorrow and still no update and I doubt it will be today. Or tomorrow since it is Sunday my question is it supposed to take this long for an update or am I just getting played?

So our local area, isn’t exactly great pay wise compared to other fast food options, it’s about the exact same, however we are getting two more chains soon that are hiring at almost $3/hr more. Is CFA known to try to compete with that or are we just about to lose a bunch of staff?

I get wilting due to the grilled chicken, but all these brown spots and you didn’t think, “hmm, maybe I shouldn’t serve this to a customer.” Very off putting…

I placed a mobile order for a bag of ice, three drinks, 2 cookies, 2 brownies, and 4 ice dreams. They brought out the ice in a large bag and a cup holder with the drinks and ice dreams stacked in there. Didn’t realize until later that I never got the bag with the desserts (and straws). The app won’t let me claim it (I guess it’s too many at one time?), it says to contact the restaurant but it’s been a few hours and they are closed.

Is there anything I can do?

I go to this location 1-2x week, am signature status with lifetime points of 57k. I also currently have 18k unused points just sitting there 🙃