It’s just simple mathematics, really

Have a great weekend, everyone.

My Necromancer niece from Kentucky, Earthrealm, has been crafting these bags. Whadd'y'all think?

I cast eye of the Dragonfly to gain near 360 degree vision and predictive interception shooting skills (PISS), to shoot not where you are but where you’re going to be.

Just now, at the Council Citadel, an airship appeared out of the portal and struck the Citadel's central spire, which is currently collapsing. Sources state this is a passenger airship dubbed the “Nautilon”, but why it's doing this is unknown.

…This just in, the airship was piloted by old councillor Koranth, returning from the plane of endless parties seemingly to enact revenge upon the Council for her replacement. The spire has collapsed with significant casualties ensuing. Teams are currently on the scene to capture her and her crew.

They are evenly matched

The healers are trying to pull him out of astral plane so he will be fine, but it's still annoying

It's that time of year again. The grand harvest has come and gone, and the druids have returned to reinvigorate the fields for the next crop sowing.

Please be kind and let your local circle carry out their rituals without arcane interference if possible.

The artist is Keith Parkinson.

The winds howled across the plains of the chaotic wasteland with a ferocity that would tear appart anyone unprotected by magic or the gifts of the dark gods, Chicken strode forward carrying his warhammer from the old days, his fur cape struggling furiously against the bitting winds, the snow compressing beneath his heavy black boots, behind him a small host of trusted warriors and aspiring champions followed.

With each step north, the cold seemed to grow frail, in the distance there could be seen a pack of warm red lights, deep down Chicken was unsure whether he was on the right track, closing the distance between the dark host and their target took longer than expected, the minutes turned to hours then at last the site was within 100 yards.

The encampment of the marauders and demons of the blood god was messy to say the least, displays of things too gruesome to describe were plenty, the presence of Chicken and his host alerted them, demons came forth rushing towards the host stopping only a few meters away, warriors of Khorne picked up their weapons ready for battle but from within the greatest tent of the emcampment came forth Ka'Bandha one of the blood god's greatest bloodthirsters.

Ka'Bandha raised his great axe and spoke in a voice that would shake untested men to their core

"Who among you had such a death wish to even consider coming knocking?"

Chicken raised his warhammer with his right hand in his left he began to conjure magical lightning

"I did, I shall fell you and come one step closer to ascend as the new Everchosen, surrender now or face me."

Ka'Bandha laughed not taking the threat seriously but the lack of fighting in the last hours had him craving it thus he sprung forward attempting a sideways slash at Chicken who dodged it

Chicken counter attacked with magical lightning to the greater demon's face, only making it angrier, causing the demon to swing it's axe wildly in rage, chicken avoided most of the swings but the last connected with his armor, although the wards protected him he was sent flying a dozen meters back, his men were stunned in silence until Ka'Bandha's minnions smelling blood in the figurative water began launching themselfs at them, a vicious scamble ensued between both sides.

As the bloodthirster approached, Chicken got onto his feet and used a quickspell to teleport right into the demon's back, for a split Chicken stabbed Ka'Bandha between the ribs with a cursed dagger causing the greater demon much pain, before the demon could get his hands on Chicken he used another teleport quickspell to appear two doen yards away.

The bloodthirster's pride was definitively hurt and it raised it's great axe once more swinging it down which Chicken dodged, Ka'Bandha continued swinging his weapon ferociously while Chicken kept his distance until he baited the demon into stricking a nearby pile of skulls causing hundreds of skulls to split into shards to Ka'Bandha's inconvenience.

Chicken used a spell to summon a smoke cloud, amidst the smoke a fireball stroke the demon's face, then another followed by a few more, before the demon could properly react to the change of tactics Chicken quickly closed the distance and jumped swinging his warhammer into the demon's face with a sickening crunch.

As the smoke cleared the bloodthirster was face first into the ground, before the demon could rise again Chicken conjured magical chains to bind it.

From within his pouch he revealed a hidden scroll containing a spell to trasform a demon into a weapon, upon consuming the scroll the demon roared in anger as it's form and turned with sickening cracking sounds as it twisted into that of a demonic sword.

Chicken picked up the demonic weapon, it's desperate words of rage and insults echoing through his head to no avail and raised it at the sky in triumph.

Among Chicken's followers many had perished during the melee, the few that remained looked onward in expectation at their lord as did all of the remaining minnions of Ka'Bandha both mortal and neverborn seeing their master defeated who one by one knelt before the Lord of Chaos.

/uw This is one of the trials and quest that my character will embark on before ascending as the Everchosen in a form of build up for the coming storm

Hello brothers, today I went to a party organizated by a biomancer spider, there were very interesting things at the party, like a evil talking horse, A #$%$#$% TALKING HORSE.

If you don't remember, I was in a journey to the citrus citadel because I wanted to turn some lemons back to humans, but in the way I lost the lemons and the guys who were with me, however, that doesn't matter, there was an atraction that was the same conscious lemons that I lost, so I did the most responsible action I could take: steal the lemons.

I hide in the building next door, there was cult to u/Imurderbeets that gave me a seashell (They say that it had an answer for everything), so I asked: How can I found my friends? The object told me to give a cold lemonade to a demon that will help me find them.

How can I find a demon?

(Unwiz: this is a continuation of Trying to turn lemons back to humans 6, and I changed the name because I think the new is better)