r/wholesomememes • u/TrumpIsAPedoFr • Sep 15 '26
You're hot deal with it
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Book of facts, saying "People experience attraction when they look at you".
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u/helly1080 Sep 15 '26
I get what you are trying to do here. And thanks.
But, I'm tuned perfectly to placation and am painfully aware of it's practice on me.
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u/CheddarKnight Sep 15 '26
Had to look up "placation" because of this. Also, can relate. Also, also, thanks for the vocabulary increase of the week.
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u/Sure_Plenty_7257 Sep 15 '26
may I suggest they see an optometrist?
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u/wrr377 Sep 15 '26
Seriously. Anyone who's physically attracted to me needs to get their eyes checked...
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u/Sure_Plenty_7257 Sep 15 '26
Same here
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u/SenorDongles Sep 15 '26
Stop being hard on yourselves, jfc.
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u/RexDeDeus Sep 15 '26
They might as well be hard on themselves since no one else is gonna be hard for them. /s
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u/Sure_Plenty_7257 Sep 15 '26
At least I didnt go into details. Don't want to traumatize anyone :)
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u/SenorDongles Sep 15 '26
Just for self degradation, take a downvote.
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u/Sure_Plenty_7257 Sep 15 '26
being realistic isnt self degradation. Trying to date for 6 years and only getting one is all the proof I need.
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u/No_Artichoke_2931 Sep 15 '26
Your comment was funny, so I'd say you've got a good sense of humor. Be yourself, live life, don't change to try to impress anyone
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u/Unclehomer69420 27d ago
Those are rookie numbers, try being single for seventeen years with no dates.
I ain't even heinous to look at neither, I'm just plainer than cream of wheat.
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u/EarlofShadow91 Sep 15 '26
Man! I’m almost forty and haven’t had so much as a hug from anyone who isn’t family. Get outta here with your nonsense!
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u/RednocNivert Sep 15 '26
Yes because the greater the mass = the greater attraction and i’m built like Violet Beauregard after eating Willy Wonka’s forbidden Gun
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u/Significant_Trade856 Sep 15 '26
that's just the universe throwing you a compliment - catch it before it slips away
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u/HJSWNOT Sep 15 '26
That’s why I keep myself at large most of the day and only get out in the countryside at night.
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u/bored_stoat Sep 15 '26
Lowkey don't wanna because I'm bound to hurt folk by refusal. But the effort counts :3
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u/Minnymoon13 Sep 15 '26
That’s how I feel about my bf, as tho I have no clue what he sees in me tho
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u/RustedMauss Sep 16 '26
Well, can’t say that I blame them. A failing education system, poor role models, a general erosion of morals. Not to mention the cost of proper corrective lenses. But even knowing they don’t know any better, bad taste, unreasonable expectations, and poor vision, I’ll still take the compliment.
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u/Ok_Independent3609 Sep 16 '26
Technically possible, but unlikely enough that it’s not worth considering.
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u/Donk_Honkula Sep 16 '26
That's very sweet.
It's hard to believe when you look in the mirror and are deeply disappointed in what you see.
However, I'm not going to interrupt anyone who ends up making that particular mistake.
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u/svArtist Sep 16 '26
r/technicallythetruth I guess
We all experience attraction all the time. Even in free fall, or even if you were infinitely far away from mass/matter... I'd love to see you do that without an air tight pressurizing space suit and still be in a state where you could be said to be "looking at someone" 🤔
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u/Traditional-Score150 Sep 16 '26
You speak with the mouth of a liar, with the words typed from the hands of a fraud
But thank you for making me feel attractive
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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 29d ago
So the assface remark in the parking lot the other day was meant as a term of endearment?
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u/DinA4saurier 29d ago edited 29d ago
Maybe they are jealous so they felt the need to insult you?
(Well there will always be assholes. Also I personally don't even get attracted by looks, but by if I find someone sympathetic. Someone who seems like a person I get along with automatically idk emits positivity or something? If someone is a person I will potentially like that fact makes them look attractive in my eyes. Oh and if it's about romantic specifically smell is also important. Like the subtile chemical something that my subconsciousness picks up from the person in front of me.
Of course I can only speak for myself, but I really don't care about looks, as long as you're not noticable dirty or something.)
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u/Ok-Rutabaga3374 28d ago
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, That is why there is variety what looks good to one may not look good to another ,to each his own this is shallow thinking , because whether they are good looking what counts the most is their personality.
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u/hankmoody_irl 26d ago
Wild this 5 day old post shows up as I go into day two of my first major depressive spell in about 3 years. I’m not entirely convinced but thanks for the message.
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u/GrayMech Sep 15 '26
Damn right they do! (I'm not conceited I just finally accepted myself)
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u/_wednesday_addams 25d ago
That’s so nice, I’m happy for you!
(Idk why they downvoted you before lmao)
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u/DeadCringeFrog Sep 15 '26
why do people think that a compliment is just some "good" words? you are just blatantly lying, you dont know me, you dont even refer to me, it doesnt make me feel better, maybe even worse actuall. what is this "nice slop"
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u/FunnyRegret7876 Sep 15 '26 edited Sep 15 '26
I understand where you're coming from but you're not getting personalized compliments from a subreddit.
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u/Alarmed-Plankton-708 Sep 15 '26
This is the wrong sub if this kind of stuff offends you. Seek therapy.
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u/Xemlaich Sep 15 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/CiOHO5544doY