r/thanksimcured • • Dec 28 '24

Mod Announcement This is NOT a serious subreddit

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Greetings folks, just a polite reminder the posts here are meant to be mocking nonchalantly given ‘solutions’ to complicated problems, not genuine advice.

For example, someone advising someone to go to hospital and get some help for a serious problem wouldn’t be a good fit here. However, someone just saying ‘get over it’ or ‘walk it off’ would.

On another note, this is not a political sub. We’re not here to criticise government policy.

Hope this helps!


r/thanksimcured • • Nov 26 '22

Mod Announcement What is/isn’t allowed?

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Hi everyone. I’m seeing a lot of ‘off topic’ posts. I tend leave as much as possible and let you all decide with downvotes/upvotes.

However please take the time to remember rule 7, I’ll put it here:

Rule 7: Must fit the subreddit theme.

It has to be true "Thanks, I'm cured" material. I.e., a non-nonchalantly delivered, overly simplistic solution to a complex problem.

Serious solutions that may not work for everyone do not belong. For example, the mantra "You deserve to be happy," helps some and not others.

Motivational quotes do not belong unless they imply or state that an illness is purely psychological with no physical basis.

If you’re still confused about what does/doesn’t belong, take a look through some of the top posts of all time and you’ll get the idea.

If your post breaks the rules it may be removed.

Any questions or concerns feel free to let us know. Thanks. 🗿


r/thanksimcured • • 14h ago

IRL “When I can’t get out of bed I just make myself do it”

160 Upvotes

Said by a friend of mine after I was trying to explain why I was so late to work today. I physically couldn’t get out of bed for an hour. When I finally put my feet on the floor I chanted yes yes yes yes YES!!! Because I was so happy to be out of bed. I don’t know how to explain that I’m not just tired. I tried to “make myself do it” for an hour. It’s a tiredness that goes down to my bones even if I DO get a full nights sleep. I wish I could “just make myself do it” but how do I explain to a healthy person that just because I “seem” fine doesn’t mean our bodies are the same.


r/thanksimcured • • 17h ago

Comment Section Its easy to get rich

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r/thanksimcured • • 1d ago

Discussion What do you think?

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r/thanksimcured • • 15h ago

IRL "Do better" feeling

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50 Upvotes

My mom doesn't realize my depression is severe and made worse with my living situation. What she thinks will help.


r/thanksimcured • • 6h ago

IRL Plan for a future I don't want.

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I spoke with someone who I honestly respect a lot because they're a good person at heart and mean well. I stonewalled for an IOP assessment by refusing to answer questions I didn't like. Which was basically all of them. It got to the point where they talked about drug history. I told them I didn't really remember but I have no preference for drugs I'm not an addict. This was the last straw they kicked me out.

So this was a different person who did the assessment their boss basically spoke with me about it. He got me to open up a bit about my mind state and what I'm going through every day. He even talked me through to a point where he realized that I'm super unhappy all the time and don't want to answer questions. I just fake a smile most days for people. I'm rambling but long story short he explained how I need to see a doctor and such to take care of my mental health, I gotta do that if I want to have a good future.

He means well but doesn't get that I don't want any future at all. I want to be dead within the next ten years. I'm honestly just saving up enough money to get myself a place where if I slip off into a fentanyl overdose nobody even notices it until it's far to late to narcan me.

Drugs make me feel better but after doing time in prison and realizing how easy it is to get sent there and do serious time potentially life. I would much rather just be by myself and get high alone. Until the day that I don't wake up from the high and it's over.


r/thanksimcured • • 1d ago

Comment Section talking about bipolar disorder btw

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908 Upvotes

I don't know about any of you, but I think this would be rather counter productive..


r/thanksimcured • • 1d ago

Comment Section The most privileged take I've ever heard

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I genuinely believe that most people who say this are racist themselves, but don't want people talking about it so racism can become more normalized again and they can be as racist as they want.


r/thanksimcured • • 16h ago

Social Media Those dumb teenagers with their eds and their media

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Found on yt.
If the answer to teen anorexia was “just don’t do it”, then I would have never gotten ill


r/thanksimcured • • 1d ago

Comment Section Toxic positivity and spiritual bypassing to the rescue!

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r/thanksimcured • • 1d ago

Social Media Do ableds genuinely think that physical disabilities copy paste the exact symptoms omto each person that has them?

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299 Upvotes

"Someone else with a disability achieved this? Well surely everyone with that disability can!"

At some point you have to wonder if they think we're made in a lab.

For the record, I don't have any of these conditions and I literally said in another comment that I plan to work out when I get my own stuff under control, but yknow. It's hard for people like that to imagine disabilities... gasp varying... so I understand his confusion. After all, he did reply this after I made the grievious error of politely correcting someone on how disabilities affect exercise.


r/thanksimcured • • 2d ago

Social Media "Don't ask for mental health accomodations, just power through your incurable disease"

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989 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured • • 2d ago

Chat/DM/SMS Got to love bad GP

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38 Upvotes

For context I been dealing with dry mouth, eyes, and nose for months and even tried the suggestions already and not due to medication. It still persist which is why I messaged my gp...

Update: responded with asking to test finally. Might have Sjogren's disease.


r/thanksimcured • • 3d ago

Social Media Unrealistic homeownership ideals (comment under a Dave Ramsey post)

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r/thanksimcured • • 5d ago

IRL this is on the cafeteria door at my uni

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787 Upvotes

the 😂 at the end gives me a visceral reaction


r/thanksimcured • • 5d ago

Satire/meme Yes thank you that definitely helps

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r/thanksimcured • • 6d ago

Comment Section this thread perfectly encapsulates so many people’s mentality around mental illness

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for context, op has bipolar disorder and migraines and this was the response…. this is such dangerous rhetoric to push around serious mental disorders. i really hate the “just diet and exercise and you’ll be fine!!” mentality cause it doesn’t actually get to the root of it most of the time especially when your brain is genetically predisposed to mental illness.


r/thanksimcured • • 5d ago

Comment Section "Just choose to heal your mental illness that prevents you from getting help"

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r/thanksimcured • • 5d ago

Comment Section OMG what a brilliant insight, pure goddamn genious

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r/thanksimcured • • 8d ago

Social Media I have CFS. Thanks block blast

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125 Upvotes

yea that'll fix todays fatigue


r/thanksimcured • • 9d ago

Comic Can’t enjoy life because it’s hard? I have the solution for you, simply enjoy it

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532 Upvotes

Saw this in r/nihilism


r/thanksimcured • • 9d ago

Discussion Does this count? Yeah, thanks I'm cured and anxiety is self harm?

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First screenshot is the post + my response.

Second screenshot is some other dude's response.

Like, yes there are many ways to calm anxiety, but wtf man?


r/thanksimcured • • 10d ago

Comment Section *Rises up out of my wheelchair levitating in midair*

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131 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured • • 10d ago

Chat/DM/SMS It looks like I’ve been choosing to be hopeless this whole time. I should be more hopeful despite all I’ve been through.

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If you guys want more context, I was talking with a friend about how good people suffer while bad people get away with everything. And then all of a sudden, he starts blaming it on social media as the root cause of all suffering, which I pushed back against. Then he decided to completely change topics and said ”people purposefully focus on bad things happening” which had nothing to do with the conversation at hand. I don’t know if he can’t handle the truth, or if he just doesn’t know better, but it was still unhelpful regardless. It’s almost as if we chose to suffer in the first place and that it’s all up of us to deal with it.