UPDATE: He texted me back, what do I say??

[u/Far_Huckleberry239]

[u/OpinionElectronic349]

Where was he and what was he doing that he doesn’t know where his phone was or who might’ve used it at that time?

That would be my question.

[u/Far_Huckleberry239 → u/OpinionElectronic349]

I don't know, he said he "just woke up", idk if I believe him though! He does have a little brother who COULD have taken his phone I guess

[u/Spell_Chicken → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

"Go fart on yourself" DOES seem like a younger sibling's idea of a sick burn.

[u/mschmeichel → u/Spell_Chicken]

This is what I was thinking. Most of these comments haven't seemed to address this very weird opening statement here. Like who says that?? 😂

[u/cobalt_consciousness → u/mschmeichel]

little brothers. that's who! lol

[u/BorgQuingus67 → u/mschmeichel]

One of the very few times that this might be a plausible excuse, I would absolutely believe a little brother would use the phrase "go fart on yourself"

[u/Static_Frog → u/Spell_Chicken]

That was a flag to me in the OG post

[u/CurrencyIll9145 → u/Spell_Chicken]

yeah the whole texting style between both interactions doesn't seem like the same person & that is very little brother coded

[u/Powderkegger1 → u/Spell_Chicken]

I don’t care, I’m stealing it.

[u/OnionAccomplished244 → u/Spell_Chicken]

I'm 43, and it still seems like a sick burn to me! 🤣

[u/JLammert79 → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

As a little (well, younger) brother, "go fart on yourself" definitely something I would have texted if we had had cell phones back then. Heck, I'm 47, I might text it to someone now

[u/nihilistkitty → u/JLammert79]

Im 41 and I'm 100% going to send it to my little brother

[u/king_hutton → u/JLammert79]

I’m stealing my brother’s phone tonight and texting this verbatim to his wife.

[u/king_hutton → u/king_hutton]

I hope my brother is the one who downvoted this.

[u/youcancallmescott → u/JLammert79]

“Go fart on yourself” has been successfully added to the arsenal. Reminds me of calling my older sister a “toilet seat”, to which she would remark that I had cream corn breath.

[u/superfuzzbros → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

If I had an older brother or sister that sounds exactly what I would’ve done to mess with them. If he lives with his younger brother I’d believe him and ask the younger brother

[u/NormalBill76 → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

His little brother is dying of laughter in his room right now

[u/OkeryDokeryDock → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

This grammar and text style seems VERY different from the previous ones, to be fair. I’d consider a few things as well… does he have any kind or drinking or drug issues? has anything similar ever happened in your relationship with him? Has he been unkind or immature in other ways? Or was this just completely out of character and out of the blue?

[u/Pristine-Bit6077 → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

All the abbreviations like “wtv” for “whatever” and “js” for “just” seems like Gen Z / alpha texting style

[u/SlowProgress8531 → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

Do you think his little brother would tell you to go fart on yourself?

[u/OHdulcenea → u/SlowProgress8531]

As someone who has a little brother, that actually seems like the most plausible part of the story.

[u/8696David → u/OHdulcenea]

Yeah for real like that is not how an adult phrases a message intending to hurt someone

[u/Scary-Link983 → u/OHdulcenea]

I have 2 little brothers and yea. That def is something they would find elite comedy.

[u/Brilliant_Bonus_1638 → u/SlowProgress8531]

TBH this is exactly some shit my little brother would have texted someone from my phone when I still lived at home.

[u/Quirky_Jicama_1688 → u/SlowProgress8531]

Sounds totally plausible to me. Little brothers think farts are funny. Hell...pretty much everyone thinks farts are funny.

[u/HypocriteHere → u/SlowProgress8531]

You think a little brother would have said anything else? lol

[u/thatweirdsomeone → u/SlowProgress8531]

are you by any chance a single kid? what you're asking is exactly what a single kid would ask

[u/AnActualBush → u/thatweirdsomeone]

I'll have you know as the 3rd child of 4 that is something me and my siblings would say. We always insult or threaten with farts.

[u/wamih → u/SlowProgress8531]

Late 30s and I could see my *older* step brothers still doing this if someone left their phone unlocked. We are men but that doesn't mean fart humor stops.

Dan Soder "Farts are funny."

[u/ComfortableGround403 → u/SlowProgress8531]

As opposed to the big mature brother ?

[u/sick_six_six → u/SlowProgress8531]

Im 33 and i would absolutely tell my wife to go fart on herself

[u/mackzpad123 → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

i literally saw a post a couple days ago about how a guy left his phone at the bar and someone text his dad he had an std so it’s possible. i can see a little brother saying something involving farting lol

[u/ComfortableGround403 → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

The go fart on yourself and the terrible spelling kinda leads me to believe it was his little brother lol

[u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

"Go fart on yourself" does have the ring of something a little brother would say.

[u/NormalGuyPosts → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

It's conceivable, but I'd need the brother to confess.

For the record, someone really did once use take my social media and insult a girl I had a crush on, and I had to put him on speaker to clear my name.

This was more common in the "Changing Your Facebook Status" era of 2008-2011, but the old ways endure

[u/Slow-Engine3648 → u/NormalGuyPosts]

Really? You might be a little too guarded. If someone I know texts me something wildly out of character once. Andis very apologetic, not sure how it happened and things someone else might have done it, I'm giving the benefit of the doubt no question

[u/Background_Visual315 → u/NormalGuyPosts]

And something similar to this happened to me like 20 years ago, a “friend” made an account under my name, face, and info threatened a bunch of people close to me. And even when it came out that it wasn’t me and he confessed. People kept hanging out with him, but I was ostracized.

[u/bird_sad_girl → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

I don't understand why op's comment would be downvoted

like please someone please just be honest and explain cuz why

[u/KittyyyMeowww → u/bird_sad_girl]

You'll be happy to know it is no longer downvoted. As for an explanation? It's Reddit – people are weird in general, but even more so when interacting online. Given the anonymity, you'll find the most ridiculous and extreme illustration of human behavior on Reddit. Downvotes are the most mild example; people say wild shit when they can remain anonymous and face zero repercussions.

[u/EntertheHellscape → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

I think a plausible response from you to him would be something like, "ok you need to figure out where your phone was and who sent them at 5am cause right now the last text I have from you is to break up, so that's what I'm working with rn".

Like, light a fire under his ass cause if someone did steal his phone to text you rude shit, they need to be found and consequences made. Especially if it's a little brother, that behavior is not ok and needs to be nipped in the bud. And it's your boyfriend's job to figure this out and deal with it. Can't even lock his phone correctly smh.

[u/jimmy_three_shoes → u/EntertheHellscape]

That seems unnecessarily aggressive. OP should just be honest and say the messages freaked her out, and see how he replies. Give him a chance to do the right thing before you start demanding action.

[u/Slow-Engine3648 → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

Ok little brother is definitely the answer "go far on yourself" is definitely little brother trying to get big brother in trouble talk

[u/king_hutton → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

As soon as I read the exchange my first thought was “this is a little brother being a little shit.”

Sincerely,
A little brother and little shit

[u/Disastrous_Honey_240 → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

Maybe it was the girl he’s cheating on you with.

[u/-A-D-W- → u/Disastrous_Honey_240]

Is she 8 because....

[u/Homologous_Trend → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

He was drunk. Now he is not. The lying is another red flag. Unless he can prove that someone else did this, he is a huge problem.

[u/Kite_Runner2]

Text him back “too late, I already farted on my self”

[u/Far_Huckleberry239 → u/Kite_Runner2]

LOL

[u/b_u_e_r → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

might as well change your name to Fart_Huckleberry239 now

(also, this does sound like little brother stuff, from your last post - hopefully it's just that and not some weird shit)

[u/Feeling-Response8810]

Be like who tf would've took your phone at 5am 

[u/wannabegenius → u/Feeling-Response8810]

little brother?? reading the original post now it genuinely seems like texting someone's gf "go fart on urself lol" and "we're done" is the kind of prank a teen would think is hilarious.

[u/ElleGee5152 → u/wannabegenius]

I have a 14 year old son. That totally sounds like something a kid that age would say, especially a boy child.

[u/Packwood88 → u/ElleGee5152]

I’m 38 and I’m adapting “go fart on yourself” into my daily speech immediately

[u/frustratedfren → u/Packwood88]

Like objectively that is a really funny thing to tell someone lmao

[u/UnderstandingSuper34 → u/frustratedfren]

Happy cake day!

[u/Kodekima → u/UnderstandingSuper34]

Go fart on yourself!

[u/UnderstandingSuper34 → u/Kodekima]

Only if you fart on yourself first!

[u/YogurtCloset129 → u/frustratedfren]

Aren't all your farts on yourself? At least if you're sitting/lying down on your butt.

[u/Slytherin_Gyft → u/ElleGee5152]

My ten year old once took his dads phone and texted me "I lied. Lets get marrred " Children are silly lolol

[u/DaddyHunter → u/wannabegenius]

i mean, why not say "my brother must've stolen my phone", why is it "someone"? i think something is fishy regarding the legitness of OP's posts

[u/bbg_bbg → u/DaddyHunter]

Most logical explanation I could think of for him saying “someone” instead of brother or sister is if he has a lot of siblings. I knew a family of 6 siblings growing up and could see every single one of them doing something like this to one of their siblings.

[u/Feeling-Response8810 → u/DaddyHunter]

right like was he asleep on the couch or what? his brother just came into his room at 6am & decided oh i'll stur up some shit lol. Not saying that's not possible just kinda weird

[u/wannabegenius → u/DaddyHunter]

i mean i think the most simple first step toward cracking the case would be to determine if OP's bf even has a teenage brother/sibling

[u/MF_Bootleg_Firework → u/wannabegenius]

She stated in another response that he lives with his little brother...

[u/wholelottachoppaz → u/Feeling-Response8810]

the girl he had over. the same girl who decided to grab his phone to fuck with his girlfriend

[u/WhimsySpirit → u/wholelottachoppaz]

Man I know we can’t expect adults to act fully grown, but do we really think that “go fart on yourself” is what that hypothetical girl would lead with?

[u/king_hutton → u/wholelottachoppaz]

Y’all invent some seriously wild scenarios.

[u/BodManFeg → u/king_hutton]

That's reddit for you. The website where "break up with them" or "divorce them" is the default go to response in relationship advice posts.

[u/yorkgabey]

It is so physically painful to see everyone fall for these fake texts. iPhone messages bubbles are not flat like that, they are fully rounded. Not only that the font is not correct and the padding around the messages is too large. This is a fabricated story. Please do not waste your time.

Also for those in the replies. Yes she has an iPhone, if you look at the message he sent, the emoji is only present on iPhones. Im kinda of shocked I have to explain that. But android users who are not familiar with iPhone layout here are some pictures. Messenger photos as well because people did point that out.

iPhone messages

Messenger

They made the first post 6 hours ago and the screenshot they provided says 5:52 am. They made their second post 4 hours ago saying “he replied what’s should I say” with the screenshot saying 10:36 am. Thats a 4 hour 16 minute difference but the post are only 2 hours apart. Regardless of everything it’s fake.

Edit2:

I don’t know why a lot of people are taking this a person attack on androids 😭

Im not saying android doesn’t have those emojis I’m saying they look different! Same emoji different font!

It’s iPhone because the emoji appeared as the iPhone styled emphasis on styled emoji on their screen.

Though again, I only made this to provide some insight and so that people wouldn’t waste their time on fake post. But a lot of people are very adamant about believing it, so really there’s not much I can do, but I hope this at least helps some.

Emoji

Last edit:

People have argued with me that how would I know it’s iPhone. So I stated that in the photo the user posted they used iPhone emojis, but I guess a lot of people interpreted it as “My android has those emojis so your wrong, those emojis are not exclusive to iPhone” but I meant we do have the same emojis but they look different on iPhone. They are in different styles. Kind of like words, yes it’s the same word but it’s in a different font! For example Kind of like Samsung and Apple! Samsung has fonts that I cannot use on apple. Yes both of them are able to type the same words but they will look different I’m not saying you can’t type that word or don’t have that word because we don’t have the same font. It just looks different hun 😩

[u/koolmagicguy → u/yorkgabey]

The internet and dumb people don’t get along great. - Abraham Lincoln

[u/KingJay239 → u/koolmagicguy]

Dang, that’s a deep thought. I always knew Abraham Lincoln was one of the smartest trans women.

[u/Amdecs-Space → u/koolmagicguy]

Wow, imagine not knowing it was Jesus Christ who originally quoted that.

[u/commanderquill → u/yorkgabey]

The wild part is it wouldn't be difficult to actually fabricate. All you gotta do is add your own number as a contact and text yourself.

[u/frozenbudz → u/yorkgabey]

Im gonna be honest I've never used an IPhone so I would have no real idea the difference between legitimate and fake iPhone chat bubbles.

[u/Krispenedladdeh542 → u/yorkgabey]

Ironically the only other post on OPs account is from r/isthisai

[u/S7EVEN_5 → u/yorkgabey]

u/Far_Huckleberry239 not gonna explain anything huh?

[u/Stoneyy-balogna → u/yorkgabey]

And their first post. You can tell it’s an old used screenshot

[u/greencountryvibe → u/yorkgabey]

the last one they posted looked like they screenshotted with a toaster too

[u/Few-Panda7558 → u/yorkgabey]

Too bad there isn’t a rule on here for fake posts

[u/FeralPsychonaut → u/yorkgabey]

Not disagreeing withyou but we have no evidence this is iMessages. There's tons of clients out there, that can recreate iPhone client and allow you to change bubble colors, fonts, etc.

This is likely a karma bot I agree, but who cares anymore....Millenials wrote fanfics and bullshit short stories for fun (at least my friends did), brain rot AI and doomscrolling is destroying youngins attention span and creativity.

Downvotes and move on is what i do.

[u/soupslut77 → u/yorkgabey]

Ugh cant believe I fell for ts. F u OP

[u/Hylianhaxorus → u/yorkgabey]

I have an android and they look exactly like these. I just compared. You can also change font and color of messages.

[u/Used_Economics1368 → u/Hylianhaxorus]

You can make your android messages look like iphone??

[u/Impact-511 → u/Used_Economics1368]

You can make pretty much everything on android look however you want, as opposed to iPhone that allow you to have things the way Apple wants.

[u/i_fucking_love_crack → u/Used_Economics1368]

There's multiple text messaging clients for android, as well

[u/DaphneDeux → u/Used_Economics1368]

You can make your entire android look and act like an iPhone. Lol

[u/peon_my_face → u/Used_Economics1368]

You can make Android look pretty much however you want.

[u/ragzilla → u/Hylianhaxorus]

The Emojis are Apple

pensive-face_1f614.png (160×160) Apple pensive-face

pensive-face_1f614.png (512×512) Android pensive-face

[u/ConstructionOne4212 → u/yorkgabey]

Iphone also has the hook on the bottom left after every message even multiples in a row. Their shaped as speech bubbles because that’s what they are

[u/DaniK094 → u/yorkgabey]

In her first post, the bubbles have the little tails on them and then in this post the bubbles definitely do look different

[u/mmmbuttr → u/yorkgabey]

Yeah crazy how androids exist, huh?

[u/Away-Caterpillar-176 → u/yorkgabey]

This is not iMessage

[u/ManyCheetah9771]

Do you believe him?

[u/NightmareFuelToFire]

Depends. Does he live alone? If he lives with a roommate/immature sibling - believe him. If not, talk to him and UPDATE US

[u/Wild_River4671 → u/NightmareFuelToFire]

Fr^^^^

[u/TimeResolution9 → u/Wild_River4671]

I'm invested in the next episode now.

[u/GimmeCRACK]

Only good response " yeah you lil fart sniffer, I knew you would come crawling back "

[u/RepulsiveShoes]

5AM text. If you are TRULY angry at somebody, "fart on yourself, lol," is about the last thing a real person would say. It's sillier than it is mean.

That, plus who sends that in their right mind AT 5AM?

This is either him telling the truth that somebody pranked him, or he sent it in his sleep, like sleepwalking but texting instead, or he was wildly drunk or high and had no idea what was going on.

[u/peonyparis]

I mean he needs to explain where he was and who had his phone ..

[u/GooseVladimir3]

This has to be rage bait.

[u/StrongIntention6865 → u/GooseVladimir3]

Actually, it’s fart bait. Passes the sniff test.

[u/Loserdogma → u/GooseVladimir3]

The format of the texts looks fake asf to me but idk and idc

[u/Dependent-Sea-7467]

The people saying break up, FFS I hope you make the tiniest mistake and whoever you’re with leaves your ass. This whole post is a nothing burger.

[u/Icy-polarbear → u/Dependent-Sea-7467]

Very dark aspect of reddit tbh. People post something about a loved one making a single honest mistake and the comments are flooded with “no contact immediately they’re a terrible person” or “break up and block them they clearly don’t love you”. Mistakes are part of being human and sometimes people simply perceive intentions the wrong way. I wonder how many happy and loving relationships, romantic and otherwise, have been broken up because they got nonsense advice about a misunderstanding from strangers on the internet

[u/BabyTheBoots → u/Dependent-Sea-7467]

Yea literally, sometimes people get drunk and are like “lmao my partner would think it’s hilarious if
I was like “I saw u pooping on the couch this can’t keep happening enough is enough!” and then they send it and wake up horrified because obviously when they were drunk they didn’t realize that someone might take that seriously. yea maybe fix the drinking but immediate break up? Nah

[u/irrelephantIVXX → u/Dependent-Sea-7467]

Right, it's not like he said anything actually vile or aggressive. I sayijg youre going to fart on someone is, at best, a childish joke. Def not a reason to break up over

[u/macaroon147]

Is this the fart man?

[u/New_Me_Victory → u/macaroon147]

🤣 I think so

[u/localperogi → u/macaroon147]

IS THIS THE FART MAN LMFAO

[u/hoonistry]

I can't believe I have the sequel right after refreshing!!

Do you know anyone who would tell you to go fart on yourself? Lol

[u/SentienTree-]

Something something get a carbon monoxide detector

[u/manicfreak89]

Oh my god why did you ask the internet about this.

Aahhhhh

Go fart on yourself!!!!!!! Lol

[u/LeeksAbhorLiminality → u/manicfreak89]

I read this comment before knowing the context of this post.. I was like "go fart on yourself? What an outrageous escalation on your part, they're just asking for advice!"

Now I understand.

[u/EdgyPun34257]

Someone must have stolen my phone at 5:00 a.m. and then put it back

It happens. Well, if you have a 12 year old brother

[u/Madness4Them → u/EdgyPun34257]

OP did say he has a younger brother, how younger I don't know

[u/Hungry_Impress_8578]

Does he take sleep aids (OTC or Prescription), Ambien gave me an intense Dissociative/Delirious headspace if i didn’t fall asleep in time and even Diphenhydramine will make me loopy and make me have poor judgement, could be side effects if thats the case

[u/musket48]

Tell him to go fart on himself

[u/SoBeX95]

I’m going to agree either way the theory that he “sleep texted” you. Most likely he had a vivid dream, woke from it, texted you and doesn’t remember.

I have had full on conversations with my gf when she “woke up” during the night or early morning, that she has no memory of later when she fully wakes up

[u/minecraftheaux]

Stole his phone while he was sleeping and gave it back before he woke up?? 🫪

[u/Far_Huckleberry239]

Hey everyone! Sorry I've been offline for so long, I actually went to my bf's house to talk with him in person. Anyways, it's solved - his little brother actually admitted to stealing his phone and texting this stuff lol

Edit: For the people who didn't see the original post, here are the texts:

bf: genuinely go fart on urself loll
me: ? Wdym
bf: js admit it u know waht u did LOL
me: Lol what... I don't
me: Idk what you're talking about
me: Like it's 5 AM and you're texting me this
bf: wtv we're done, don't text me again
me: What? Why??
me: I'm sorry if I did something to upset you
me: Hello?

[u/brucatlas1 → u/Far_Huckleberry239]

That explains the fart thing

[u/IWalkIntoMordor]

Don't just dive into breaking up with him. Reddit lives for drama and thrives on breaking up couples that just need to communicate.

Sleep texting is absolutely a thing. Also, if he took any meds, or a heavy dose of melatonin he could have been part way between awake and asleep. He absolutely didnt sound like he was fully coherent in his first messages.

The obvious thing should be either to call, or go see him. Talk with words, not text.

[u/laurarobert1]

I think maybe that's true. Maybe a friend took his phone while they both were super drunk and thought it would be funny to write those things. If he's never talked to you this way in the past, I would let it go.

[u/Boterfleoge → u/laurarobert1]

I agree. The texts he sent are completely harmless unless there is a history of him being a jerk. It would be hilarious if he texted it in his sleep or something. Obvs, keep this in your pocket OP, and if more stuff like this happens then maybe reevaluate but as a one off, i think "go farther on yourself" is a very fun insult that i plan on using as often as possible.

[u/lookingtogiveta]

Sounds like he had a dream, and you farted on him in a very inappropriate/humuliting way and he sleep texted you

[u/joshkay13]

Does he have a CO detector in his room? Might want to invest in one if he doesnt

[u/Mission_Store_9252]

I mean is this the dude who said to go fart on yourself?

[u/drzooyork]

I sleep text. And send very weird things. I’m betting it was that

[u/FlashlightBattle → u/drzooyork]

I have sleep texted and spoken on the phone. Oh, and just recently I sleep purchased items on Amazon that I needed to then return. So now I move my phone away from me before bed.

[u/WritesCrapForStrap]

A lot of people in here trying to find some way that their initial, absolutely mental overreaction was sage advice, actually.

[u/ItsTimeToExplain → u/WritesCrapForStrap]

My exact take. I read “go fart on yourself” and was shocked at how many people were genuinely responding with “omggg leave him.”

Bunch of lonely weirdos.

[u/ThatsMyGirlie → u/WritesCrapForStrap]

Typical reddit relationship advice tbh. "THIS GUY IS AN ABUSER, BLOCK HIM"

[u/Street-Cheetah5877]

Who would have his phone at 5 am 🤨 🚩

[u/OnionAccomplished244 → u/Street-Cheetah5877]

OP said he has a little brother, so him getting hold of the phone isn't outside the realm of possibility.

[u/beeftony → u/OnionAccomplished244]

That would explain the fart comment.

[u/Fatking101]

I remember when people used to make their own decisions and make up their own mind using the facts of the matter

[u/Even_Budget2078]

Same advice as before, OP, just stand still. Stay silent. Let him continue to explain, show up at your house, ask to speak in person, whatever. So far, he's given an explanation that is pretty insufficient (though possibly true). IF he did not send these and someone stole his phone, it's important that you recognize that has no right to get mad at YOU for not believing him immediately. IF that really happened, then he should completely understand you being wary and not immediately believing him.

Important life skill is letting silence just be, let it be uncomfortable, let it just sit there. If he's genuinely horrified by these messages, he'll explain more or attempt to figure out what happened and give you more information to decide if you believe him.

Again, he may be telling the truth. That doesn't mean you have to just immediately go "oh ok!" to his messages.

Do NOT respond. He'll keep texting.

[u/patchinthebox]

Tell him to go fart on himself. Lmao

[u/Away-Caterpillar-176]

Yeah I'd need a very detailed play by play of his last 12 hours

[u/formtuv]

CALL him. wtf man

[u/Sunnyday1775]

You know you guys could just call each other and see what happened.

Communication is really dead these days

[u/EquivalentSquare2159]

This man has nothing to apologize for. SHES THE ONE THAT FARTED

[u/GodsForgivenes]

Another woman had his phone and texted you while he was sleeping.

[u/Qu0dEratDemonstrandm]

Yup.

Someone broke into his apartment, stole his phone while he was sleeping, knew the code to unlock it, texted you, and then returned the phone.

Seems reasonable. Happens all the time to me.

[u/Slow-Magician-8449 → u/Qu0dEratDemonstrandm]

You know many people have family members and siblings they live with who pull stuff like this all the time

[u/ManicallyExistential]

If he has a little sibling 100% them

[u/Darling_Bubble]

Dude that's so weird... how'd his phone get stolen at 5 am and then he text back??

[u/AustinWalksOnRocks → u/Darling_Bubble]

But the texts weren’t like that imo. Telling your gf to just go fart on herself seems like he was fucked up or out of it in general. My wife takes ambien and makes me laugh all the time. Then has no idea in the morning

[u/Often_Forgotten2 → u/AustinWalksOnRocks]

Or like something a 12 year old brother would text

[u/Strong_Band906]

does he take ambien or sleep meds? Ive fully sent things while half asleep.

[u/superfuzzbros]

Does he have any younger siblings, cousins, or nieces/nephews? Does he live with them? If he does or if he was spending the day with them, I would believe him or at least hear him out.

You can schedule text messages on both iPhone and Android so it’s entirely possible that a younger family member had scheduled those messages at 5am to mess with him and you.

[u/Sour_Grapefruit_669]

"I'm so confused someone must've stole my phone" "I just woke up" 😭😭 Lmao WHAT?

[u/hoespringa]

It's bizarre both before and after. Does he live alone? Who would have stolen his phone, texted you those things, then gave him back his phone?

[u/ghotistyx8]

It does sound like some weird ass drunk/high/Ambien texting. If he's not usually an asshole, I would give him the benefit of the doubt at least once. Better if he can explain what planet his head was on at the time. Maybe he's a sleep-walker 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/MongolianArmadillo]

As many said before, sleep texting/meds? Ask if he took ambien or anything like that

[u/GuyInPurchasing]

Direct him to this reddit thread and he shall pay his penance.

[u/HisPrincess0104]

Coming from someone who has been experiencing my own bizarre situations lately, I believe him. I am a woman in my 30s. I recently started having seizures in my sleep and sometimes I am able to function but I am in pain, others I immediately get up and move around. BUT NOONE IS HOME UPSTAIRS(if you catch what I am meaning)! I locked myself out of my phone for hours from punching in the wrong code into my phone while in a fugue state.

[u/Dopple_A_Fox]

lol! I literally said he got his phone taken by one of his friends!

[u/MetLyfe]

Tell him to go fart on himself

[u/Serious-Stock-9599]

You are going to need a bigger tractor for all of this karma farming.

[u/Umaritimus]

Ngl those texts from before 100% look like something a younger sibling would send

[u/PurpleWave1915]

I def did this to my older brother when i was 8

[u/fit-profile-69]

wtf lol. Either he’s doing some weird shit and putting himself in a place where someone “steals his phone” at 5 am and sends this innocent yet unhinged texts,

OR

he’s making shit up to cover up something he’s doing. (Drinking; drugs)

OR!!!!’

He woke up and half asleep texted you some absolutely weird shit and doesn’t recall

[u/shitsu13master → u/fit-profile-69]

Well if he was at a party this could be within the realms of something idiot guys would drunkenly do with a friend’s phone

[u/Bla_Z]

Is this a follow-up to the post where the BF texted "I know what you did don't contact me again" at 5AM? 'Cuz if so, as much as his apology seems very suspicious, it's not like the texts were super specific either, meaning that anyone could've in fact sent those had they gotten a hold of his unlocked phone.

I'm not telling you to take him at his word, but it's worth asking him to explain in great detail what he was doing last night at least imo.

[u/ParticularSpring3628]

Does he usually say something like go fart on yourself? Is that something a little sibling would say or nonsensical totally? He may have just been very drunk

[u/Dear_Bat_8353]

all the cucklords on reddit make me so infinitely grateful for my slightly above average looks and decent social skills, thank God ive never had to swoop so low to try and score by acting like a white knight on here lol

[u/YeaOkay8]

“Someone stole his phone and returned it” OK

[u/NakedHardAndAfraid]

Are we supposed to know the context?

[u/poonknits]

I do not know if I buy it. "someone"?? How would you not know who? Does he make a habit of not locking his phone? Does he live with roommates or siblings?

Sounds like bro was wasted and doesn't want to admit it... Which is a huge red flag.

[u/Hayek_School → u/poonknits]

You read her two posts, saw the poor guy panic, and thought red flag? Interesting.

[u/Brave-Kitchen-5654 → u/Hayek_School]

Sounds like Reddit

[u/Vivid_Motor_2341 → u/poonknits]

The messages are so outrageous someone stole my phone makes the most sense here

[u/No-Gear-4573]

This is weird behavior.. who would have his phone while he's sleeping? I'm calling BS

[u/MF_Bootleg_Firework → u/No-Gear-4573]

She stated in another response that he lives with his little brother... reread the original texts with that context.

[u/OppositeAd9662]

i mean, he does seem like he either typed those things while sleeping and doesnt remember or his friends played a drunken prank on him, id give him the benefit of the doubt this once tbh

[u/Ok-Cabinet9522]

Did he text you while he was asleep? Like sleepwalking, but texting..?! 🤔🫣😳😅

[u/kichwas]

Scenario One: Ninjas from dimension X broke into his house, grabbed his phone, and rando texted you overnight.

Scenario Two: He sleep texted you somehow.

Scenario Three: He texted the wrong girl.

I suppose it could be the first option...

[u/crunchyscrunchymom → u/kichwas]

I think option 4. He was hammered and doesn’t remember it.

[u/No_Wedding_2152]

Somebody stole my phoooonnnee. Of course, I have it in my hand, now. ?

[u/Clean-Connection-398]

If you forgive him, and there's no actual proof someone else sent it, be prepared for more behavior like this

[u/Slight_Walrus_8668]

"I blasted your posts on reddit instead of waiting to talk to you like an adult, I hope you like the replies" and then link the original post

[u/banjodaber → u/Slight_Walrus_8668]

lmaooo it’s actually insane this days. imagine ur partner makes a reddit post about you because u left the toilet seat up or something

[u/CoolShark1221]

Bro was drunk and at a party or something

[u/Kacer6]

If he was passed out on the couch might one of his friends have texted that stuff as a prank? I know some guys who would do that. Were the initial texts the way he texts?

[u/Slow-Magician-8449]

Just ask him how it happened, it’s ether he was way to drunk and forgot he text you, or a friend or siblings of his is pulling a prank

[u/PierreOnTheEclair]

Help I thought he was drunk 💔

[u/Prior-Pop-4683]

I just read your last post and those texts genuinely sound like they’re from a child.

[u/Difficult-Amount988]

I had a friend lift my MySpace password (dating myself) after I logged in on his computer. He sent a pretty nasty message to my girlfriend who was spending a month in another country. She understandably went silent and eventually broke up with me. I didn’t realize what had happened for a month, I checked my outgoing messages when another friend had something similar happen.

Could this be the case? Maybe, maybe not, if you do believe him he shouldn’t hang out with the person or group that did this anymore. It’s childish behavior at best.

Myself and the other guy this happened to have a family and have done well for ourselves. The “friend” that did this was a construction laborer living with his mom last I checked. Show me your friends and I’ll show you who you are and where you are going.

Edit: looking at other posts you mention he has a little brother. As the oldest of 3 brothers telling someone to “fart on themselves” sounds like little brother behavior. Are you in the same time zone as him currently?

[u/vecchio_anima]

Ask what fucking drugs he took

[u/Big-Tenders]

Seems like a conversation that should be had in person

[u/Toaster_Planet]

The only obvious response is:

Nah, go fart on yourself dude. You know what you did. We're done, don't text me again.

[u/flaming_pubes]

My god whatever you do stop taking advice from everyone here including me if you want. Just communicate with him. You said he has a little brother, maybe he did this to be funny, maybe he sleep texted from having a vivid dream. If you have no reasons to have trust issues with this guy and he is genuinely confused as much as you then why doubt him? If this was mixed in with some other similar red flags then so be it but my god everyone on here just jumping to drug issues and he’s cheating on you.

[u/Confident_Cycle_1903]

Well these texts are not the same as the last ones, he's not using "u" intead of "you" so he was either super drunk or someone else wrote them. But even if it was just him drunk... "go fart on yourself" lmao that's so funny, it's not even insulting, It's a redflag you should take into consideration but i don't think it's break up worthy

[u/NotTonic]

The last post is so weird I would have assumed sleep texting. That would be the only thing that makes sense to me. I've had full conversations with people while still sleeping and then waking up to think it was all a dream. He could be scrambling for any reason and thats why he thought someone took his phone, which makes absolutely zero sense. Either that or he was drunk and doesnt remember. I just dont see a sober or fully aware person texting their partner to go fart on themselves randomly at 5am and then break up with them without explanation lol

[u/StrangerThaangs]

The last convo was so weird. It probably was an accident for a joke

[u/usmilman06]

I would definitely test him to make sure that he wasn't lying to you. Maybe it was a family member or a friend of his that did that. He needs to be totally honest with you about it.

[u/Away_Week532]

Just curious is there any little brothers in the mix👀 I mean who else says “go fart on yourself”😅 referring from previous post

[u/ghostface218]

I don't think he sent those texts

[u/MYstEryyY__]

i'd defo question him about what he couldve possibly be doing last night for this mysterious "someone" to take his phone & message non sense